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Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes, After that I lost count.

YZGI;688084 wrote: Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes, After that I lost count.


that sounds like an orgasim....

:D

AngelEyes82;688092 wrote: i think it was.. apparently it was good by the amount of times he said yes.:wah:


or he is just easy

yes oh yes, oh yes please, yes yes yes yes :wah:

Very little sex before marriage and none at all since:wah:

But seriously I did have sex once or twice before I got married and now I wish I had Indulged a lot more because we had not been married for very long before I got struck down with the worst case of Lichen sclerosus et atrophicus seen by the specialist. So now no sex at all for me :-1

Hmmm seems as though I have started something. Well that is an ego boost.:wah:

joesoap;688096 wrote: Very little sex before marriage and none at all since:wah:

But seriously I did have sex once or twice before I got married and now I wish I had Indulged a lot more because we had not been married for very long before I got struck down with the worst case of Lichen sclerosus et atrophicus seen by the specialist. So now no sex at all for me :-1


so sorry to hear that Joesoap

minks;688095 wrote: or he is just easy



yes oh yes, oh yes please, yes yes yes yes :wah:
Naturally you were way after me.

joesoap;688096 wrote: Very little sex before marriage and none at all since:wah:

But seriously I did have sex once or twice before I got married and now I wish I had Indulged a lot more because we had not been married for very long before I got struck down with the worst case of Lichen sclerosus et atrophicus seen by the specialist. So now no sex at all for me :-1
Do them long words mean you have a rash or limpus dickus?:D

YZGI;688104 wrote: Do them long words mean you have a rash or limpus dickus?:D


YZ!!!!

that's not very nice.

joesoap;688096 wrote: Very little sex before marriage and none at all since:wah:

But seriously I did have sex once or twice before I got married and now I wish I had Indulged a lot more because we had not been married for very long before I got struck down with the worst case of Lichen sclerosus et atrophicus seen by the specialist. So now no sex at all for me :-1


It's sad really that sex is one of those things that we tend to take for granted and become quite important when we can't have.





In answer to the original question - yes I did, but I was a late started, I was gone 20 (so long ago can't remember exactly) when I first had sex. It certainly proved to me that men with porsche's do have small dingalings!!!:wah:



(and no, I didn't go back for more)

joesoap feel free to smack them for laughing (buggers sheesh:mad:)

minks;688106 wrote: YZ!!!!

that's not very nice.
I was jut wanting a definition. Wasn't meaning to be mean or nothing.

YZGI;688110 wrote: I was jut wanting a definition. Wasn't meaning to be mean or nothing.


:-5 good tactic there YZ so delicate, and ummm considerate. UGH!!!:-5:p

You may not want to look at the pictures



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lichen_scl ... atrophicus







It's truely horrible and Joe you have my sympathy





Wisey - you have a slap on the way!!!!!!:sneaky:

You may not want to look at the pictures



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lichen_scl ... atrophicus







It's truely horrible and Joe you have my sympathy





Wisey - you have a slap on the way!!!!!!:sneaky:[/QUOTE]

ditto from me

I plead total and complete ignorance.

Joesoap, I extend my sympathy and that is very brave of you to share that with us, I admire you for that!:-4

As for the question....I had lots of pre-marital sex, and lots of sex during marriage, divorce sucks for many reasons, that's all I'm gonna say about that!

YZGI;688119 wrote: I plead total and complete ignorance.


always??

yeap i did i was 18;)

Thanks everyone for your concern & good wishes. I decided at a very early stage to be very "honest', about my condition rather than keep it a deep dark secret. I went through various moods and frames of mind when first diagnosed. I am now very resigned to the condition and have become very creative about pleasing the Lady in my life Indeed she says she could not be more satisfied with what I do for her :-4

Her only regret is that she cannot reciprocate in any practical way for me.

I reasure her by telling her that I take my pleasure in the pleasure I give her.

I am a very lucky man to have a wife who has stuck by me. Many men with this condition end up alone.

joesoap;688225 wrote: Thanks everyone for your concern & good wishes. I decided at a very early stage to be very "honest', about my condition rather than keep it a deep dark secret. I went through various moods and frames of mind when first diagnosed. I am now very resigned to the condition and have become very creative about pleasing the Lady in my life Indeed she says she could not be more satisfied with what I do for her :-4

Her only regret is that she cannot reciprocate in any practical way for me.

I reasure her by telling her that I take my pleasure in the pleasure I give her.

I am a very lucky man to have a wife who has stuck by me. Many men with this condition end up alone.


my friend ya could prob put the rest of us to shame (ps any tips)

joesoap;688225 wrote: Thanks everyone for your concern & good wishes. I decided at a very early stage to be very "honest', about my condition rather than keep it a deep dark secret. I went through various moods and frames of mind when first diagnosed. I am now very resigned to the condition and have become very creative about pleasing the Lady in my life Indeed she says she could not be more satisfied with what I do for her :-4

Her only regret is that she cannot reciprocate in any practical way for me.

I reasure her by telling her that I take my pleasure in the pleasure I give her.

I am a very lucky man to have a wife who has stuck by me. Many men with this condition end up alone.


It sounds as though you have a perfect partnership there, if Jim couldn't have sex again I would stick by him the same as I hope he would if the roles were reversed

SuzyB;688234 wrote: It sounds as though you have a perfect partnership there, if Jim couldn't have sex again I would stick by him the same as I hope he would if the roles were reversed
The way he talks the roles are allready reversed.

jimbo;688238 wrote: and what exactly would you do with that stick :sneaky:



and i dont do cross dressing :wah::wah:


can ya bark like a dog?? Fetch? Roll over? Fetch a stick?

jimbo;688238 wrote: and what exactly would you do with that stick :sneaky:



and i dont do cross dressing :wah:


:rolleyes::rolleyes:

jimbo;688248 wrote: wrong thread

wisey is a dog thread is next one down :wah


hey I have oldtimers leave me alone :-5:p

jimbo;688254 wrote: sit .... stay .....:wah::wah:


get me my staff!!

el guapo;688231 wrote: my friend ya could prob put the rest of us to shame (ps any tips)


Here is my top tip; Just go wth the flow and when you find something she likes keep at it untill she has had complete satisfaction:-6 If you follow that little tip you will have one very contented happy Lady:)

Scientists have discovered a food that kill the sex drive in women¦

It is called......



Wedding Cake!

jimbo;688676 wrote: yeah but i hate shopping :-5:-5
:wah:

mikeinie;688658 wrote: Scientists have discovered a food that kill the sex drive in women¦

It is called......



Wedding Cake!


OMG that is too funny.

My wife thinks that oral sex is when you sit around and talk about it!

:(-2

not unless I get to hangout with Sean Connery

BUSTING AT THE SEAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-4:-4:-4

yes.

Evidently, I did NOT have enough pre-marital sex prior to getting married, since I soon back-tracked and made up for lost time a number of times after I was married, which caused my then wife to divorce me, which made me feel like **** for a long time, until until I discovered that SHE had been doing the same thing.

I never really enjoyed most of the times when it happened because I was always afraid I was going to be found out. It's not something I'm proud of or enjoy thinking about now. I was much younger then and felt like I was going to live forever. I vaguely remember the early pre-marital sex. Let's put it this way, I know it was with several females and it happened somewhere on planet earth. The rest I forgot.

AngelEyes82;688079 wrote: This might be too personal for some to answer & I apologize ahead of time if i tick you off with this.. But Did you have sex before you got married?? I am watching Montell and a counselor says that 94-99% of people have premarital sex. I did.. I had sex when I was 13 for the 1st time.


I lost count how many times, but, it was during the time that my (ex)wife n' I were dating. No one else before her.

I started at 17 and got married at 38, so go figure how much premarital I have had...................Weheeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

I do sex with a girl when i was only 14. She is my class made that time.