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What is the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to you?

Indian Princess;690144 wrote: What is the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to you?


I am going to stalk you this eve ok ahahaha

I think for me it was getting caught by the police skinny dipping in the outdoor pool, they called us out of the pool and told us to come to the fence to talk to them, they did not allow us to grab clothing first it was darn embarassing.

You might like to read this: embarassed



Here's mine:





Okay... here's another peeing one...



I was all dressed up and riding my horse in the parade. Big parade, sunny

day, crowd lining the sidewalks. You get the picture. Well, I had a boy horse,

and he had to pee. So he did. Boy horses stretch out to pee, and they pee

A LOT. Bad enough, but it got worse. You know how roads are "crowned"

a little bit for run-off purposes, well this boy horse pee started heading towards

the side of the road, where approx. half a ZILLION little kids were sitting on the

curb with their feet in the gutter. Boy horse pee comes toward them, much

jumping up and running and screaming ensued.



What'd I do? Pulled my cowboy hat down over my face, of course!!



:D

Val, when you gotta , you gotta go hahahahah



Minks, let me guess male cops right!!!

I got busted by the town cops parking with the pharmacist I was engaged with, and they knew us, and just dropped prescriptions off in the morning, all I could say was um, your prescriptions are done, all I had on was a shirt!!!!!!!

Wow, not to focus on the pee but..

I've had a few moments though not anything as intense as your horse doing his thing!

I once had a whole tour group, ninty or more, come into the Inupiaq Cultural Center where I worked. They assembled attentitivly to hear my spiel. I looked out on all those intent, intelligent, paitently waiting faces and could not utter a sound. My boss had to step in and do the tour. I wanted to melt into the floor.

Indian Princess;690144 wrote: What is the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to you?


I'm still thinking, so far I've got up to the 1970s and have still not thought of anything embarrassing at all, maybe I'm too stupid to know if I did anything embarrassing?

Okay, now please bear in mind that I don't embarass easily.......



It was when I first married and was working with hubby in his shop. One very quiet Saturday we were in the shop with the weekend girl and as it was empty I was chatting to her, we got onto the subject of piercings and I jokingly said quite loudly so hubby at the other end of the shop could hear 'Did you know that G has his whatnot pierced?' only to turn and see him frantically trying to signal to me to shut up - up behind him steps a NUN. (no lie) ............I ran out of the shop to the sound of hysterical laughing

Indian Princess;690178 wrote: Val, when you gotta , you gotta go hahahahah



Minks, let me guess male cops right!!!


Oh yeah I am sure they hid in the bush's and watched for awhile.

Funny the next nite after telling my brother this story he went and did the same thing took his friends to the pool for the swim and got caught, he only laughed and asked the cops if they were the same cops that busted his sister the nite before.... what an ass eh.

henrychalder;690277 wrote: I'm still thinking, so far I've got up to the 1970s and have still not thought of anything embarrassing at all, maybe I'm too stupid to know if I did anything embarrassing?


or maybe you don't embarass easily.

AngelEyes82;690365 wrote: omg- that is soo funny!:wah:


yeah looking back it is but when I was 19 I was angry more than embarassed ahahahahaha

Pervy cops hehehe

AngelEyes82;690370 wrote: LoL.. I wouldn't be angry..



My face would have been redder than a tomato. :wah:


I think mine prolly was heck at 19 I was full of attitude so prolly it was from anger.

I have so many of these stories that I could tell you, but the most recent was when a couple of lads that Jim works with came over, I invited them in and made them a drink, I went back to folding the clothes that I had removed from the tumble dryer before they knocked, as I bent over to grab the pile I let out the loudest fart, I wanted to die, they all stopped talking, we all tried to pretend that it hadn't happened but the awful stench that filled the room reminded us all that this had taken place. THE SHAME, I tried to slink off to the kitchen, Jim saw the lads out and came into the kitchen to tell me how bad it was, like as if I didn't realise before he mentioned it out loud:-5o:o

I would have to say that it was the time that I went to a horse show and I was trying to look cool, calm, and collected when an old friend stopped to talk to me! A gal went walking by with a bronco who decided that he was "spooked". The horse pulled his owner back unexpectedly, and bumped right into me really hard! :wah: The next thing I knew, I was on my a$$ in a HUGE pile of horse crap.....hands and all! Ewwwww, I thought I was going to die!

I was in about 5th grade. I played football, I was the starting running back and starting free safety. We all had to go to the doctors office to get our footbal physicals. Went through all the turn our head and stuff then they started taking my blood pressure, I passed out cold right in front of the rest of the team. My nickname that year became Lights Out.:wah:

as I bent over to grab the pile I let out the loudest fart.....

It's O.K. Suzy, we are all human.....Well, I take that back....O.K.~shall I say it's only human nature! Yes~That's much better! I don't care who ya are....you're gonna fart! That is pretty darn funny though I must say! :wah::wah::wah:

SuzyB;690412 wrote: I have so many of these stories that I could tell you, but the most recent was when a couple of lads that Jim works with came over, I invited them in and made them a drink, I went back to folding the clothes that I had removed from the tumble dryer before they knocked, as I bent over to grab the pile I let out the loudest fart, I wanted to die, they all stopped talking, we all tried to pretend that it hadn't happened but the awful stench that filled the room reminded us all that this had taken place. THE SHAME, I tried to slink off to the kitchen, Jim saw the lads out and came into the kitchen to tell me how bad it was, like as if I didn't realise before he mentioned it out loud:-5:o


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and you hadn't even eaten any of my flapjack!!

PerfectAngel;690414 wrote: I would have to say that it was the time that I went to a horse show and I was trying to look cool, calm, and collected when an old friend stopped to talk to me! A gal went walking by with a bronco who decided that he was "spooked". The horse pulled his owner back unexpectedly, and bumped right into me really hard! :wah: The next thing I knew, I was on my a$$ in a HUGE pile of horse crap.....hands and all! Ewwwww, I thought I was going to die!


Ewww!lol

double helix;691536 wrote: Ewww!lol


To place it mildly....my first thought was "OH $$$$HIT"!

:wah: It is pretty funny now though! :wah: