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If you tend to pass out when drinking. Always drink where the floors are soft.

YZGI;690883 wrote: If you tend to pass out when drinking. Always drink where the floors are soft.




Further to that ................... being so drunk that closing your eyes whilst walking home 'cos it's dark and you can't see anyway will result in you falling on your face

















(so says the voice of experience!)

Learn from your mistakes.

jimbo;690936 wrote: my dad never after me he still had more kids :wah::wah:


:wah: My dad said the same about us.....but I was the first of six.

mine is just be kind and listen

"Let a lying dog lye"......and I do! I've got one real, big, nasty junkyard "dog", that I just let lie, and lie, and lie, and lie, and lie, and lie, and lie, and lie some more! Unfortunately, I HAVE to deal with him! I think to myself.......one day my friend.....YOU will have to answer to God for your actions......oneday! Are you going to LIE to him then too?

live, love, laugh

don't eat yellow snow

don't play leapfrog with a unicorn

don't spit in a mans face unless his moustache is on fire.

Best advise I could come up with.

Live, love and laugh and if you can not do that, just pretend!