stupid questions
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:16 am
1 What do you think you're doing?
2 Is that your real nose?
3 Can anybody turn the handle? (this is a euphemism for 'Can I have a go?')
4 Why don't you put a motor on it?
5 How do you know when the music's finished?
6 Does it play real music as well?
7 What does it do? (usually asked when you're actually playing it)
8 I'll give you £300 for the lot , including the cart (intending this to be a generous offer)
9 My mother had one of these - only it had a keyboard on the front, and you had 10 to pump it with your feet.
11 Can I have a go? (usually from kids who can't even see over the top of the cart)
12 Have you ever turned the handle backwards?
13 Did you make it yourself? (even though the German maker's name is inlaid on the front)
14 Did you get it from a junk shop?
15 What happens when you stop turning the handle?
16 Is that you making all that racket?
17 What does your wife think to you doing this?
19 What do you want with all this junk?
20 Where did you learn to play like that?
21 Where do the sausages come out?
22 Can I ask you a question?
23 Oh look, the music is written in braille
24 Have you got a CD in there?
2 Is that your real nose?
3 Can anybody turn the handle? (this is a euphemism for 'Can I have a go?')
4 Why don't you put a motor on it?
5 How do you know when the music's finished?
6 Does it play real music as well?
7 What does it do? (usually asked when you're actually playing it)
8 I'll give you £300 for the lot , including the cart (intending this to be a generous offer)
9 My mother had one of these - only it had a keyboard on the front, and you had 10 to pump it with your feet.
11 Can I have a go? (usually from kids who can't even see over the top of the cart)
12 Have you ever turned the handle backwards?
13 Did you make it yourself? (even though the German maker's name is inlaid on the front)
14 Did you get it from a junk shop?
15 What happens when you stop turning the handle?
16 Is that you making all that racket?
17 What does your wife think to you doing this?
19 What do you want with all this junk?
20 Where did you learn to play like that?
21 Where do the sausages come out?
22 Can I ask you a question?
23 Oh look, the music is written in braille
24 Have you got a CD in there?