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Red says she named her Bert and Ernie.

Now, so as not to be accused of neglecting my breasts I have decided to call them Bing and Bong (cos they do when I run ). Minks would like to name hers too, any suggestions :wah:

Also, what would you name yours? Guys you can join in to (specially those that have them ), or spend a lot of time around them!

ThePheasant;696828 wrote: Red says she named her Bert and Ernie.

Now, so as not to be accused of neglecting my breasts I have decided to call them Bing and Bong (cos they do when I run ). Minks would like to name hers too, any suggestions :wah:

Also, what would you name yours? Guys you can join in to (specially those that have them ), or spend a lot of time around them!


Moobs

hahaha oook Pheasy this is going to take some thinking.

I got it

"the dynamic duo":wah::wah::wah:

Mine are pretty obvious - the one on the left's Pinky and the one on the right's Perky.

spot;696834 wrote: Mine are pretty obvious - the one on the left's Pinky and the one on the right's Perky.


ones a witch???

I just look at them and ask " What do you want to be when you grow up"??:wah:

Patsy

Patsy Warnick;696837 wrote: I just look at them and ask " What do you want to be when you grow up"??:wah:

Patsy


you are tooooo cute Patsy ahahaha

I have to shout so mine can hear me - or call 'long distance' :-3

ThePheasant;696845 wrote: I have to shout so mine can hear me - or call 'long distance' :-3


hahahhahahaha, that's funny

i'm still thinking

minks;696832 wrote: I got it

"the dynamic duo":wah::wah::wah:


That's a good one :wah:

Minks, Feel free to use:





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itty bitty

Pheasant

I hate the ECHO's Echo's echo's

Patsy

Patsy Warnick;696853 wrote: Pheasant

I hate the ECHO's Echo's echo's

Patsy


:wah: I hate the 'thud', 'thud' 'thud' and the screams 'someone pleeeease let me out'

YZGI;696852 wrote: Minks, Feel free to use:





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HEY HEY!!!!!!! thems ain't that small.....

whew thought for a sec you typed free feel ahahahaha

minks;696856 wrote: HEY HEY!!!!!!! thems ain't that small.....

whew thought for a sec you typed free feel ahahahaha


:wah: they appear to be leaning a bit to the right too

ok, how about this?

The titans :wah::wah::wah:

ThePheasant;696858 wrote: :wah: they appear to be leaning a bit to the right too


old age:wah:

kinks;696859 wrote: ok, how about this?

The titans :wah::wah:


:wah: Nice one.

Going to get Lucy from school - I shall think of booby names on the way :wah:

Getting old sucks - some say embrace it

Embrace it - I put a bra on and now have to direct "them" where to go.

Patsy

I always called them "the girls" or the "twins"....had a boyfriend that named them after band members of Motley Crue....I think...it was MANY years ago...heck I don't even think Motley Crue was around in 1984???? I remember one was named Nikki....and the other....can't remember...its been a LONG time since they were addressed by separate names....

"the puppies" is also another one....

ThePheasant;696855 wrote: :wah: I hate the 'thud', 'thud' 'thud' and the screams 'someone pleeeease let me out'


:eek: You have three?!

WonderWendy3;696868 wrote: I always called them "the girls" or the "twins"....had a boyfriend that named them after band members of Motley Crue....I think...it was MANY years ago...heck I don't even think Motley Crue was around in 1984???? I remember one was named Nikki....and the other....can't remember...its been a LONG time since they were addressed by separate names....

"the puppies" is also another one....


Lord. Nikki Sixx and Vince Neil.

At least he didn't call them Milli Vanilli. :sneaky: :wah:

If I have to refer to them and "breasts" isn't somehow appropriate and neither is "Bert & Ernie" (after Sesame Street) then I say "my Plush." As in luscious plush. But then I am ridiculous so you may not wanna do that... :wah:

RedGlitter;696893 wrote: Lord. Nikki Sixx and Vince Neil.

At least he didn't call them Milli Vanilli. :wah:

If I have to refer to them and "breasts" isn't somehow appropriate and neither is "Bert & Ernie" (after Sesame Street) then I say "my Plush." As in luscious plush. But then I am ridiculous so you may not wanna do that...


YEP, that's them!! Is it apparent that I don't like Motley Crue??? and that is funny about Mili Vanilli...guess thats another way of referring to "fake" boobs!!:wah::wah:

Mine are all Nikki and Vince...that's what he would call them, I thought that was weird...naming my boobs after men that sing to women????? I was only about 17 at the time of this...so even then I thought that was weird....

but then again....I think bert and ernie is funny.....:wah:

RedGlitter;696889 wrote: You have three?!


:wah: Two are them hitting the floor, the other thud is 'lost one' .... been bouncing around in there for years.

Huh, amatuers. I divorced mine (or, at least, the person they were attached to).

Chookie;697119 wrote: Huh, amatuers. I divorced mine (or, at least, the person they were attached to).


At least mine or mine again...the ex always told me that I was HIS property, he OWNED me, it's nice to have my girls and my other parts of my body back to myself again!:-6

Chookie

Amatuers - are you sure "THEY" didn't divorce you?

Patsy

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