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Sex Machines
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 4:40 am
by capt_buzzard
Ten out of 12 women who tested a new invention known as the 'Orgasmatron' reported an increase in sexual pleasure. The device is said to produce an orgasm at the push of a button. Does it work? YES, YES, OH YES said one woman.
www.unison.ie
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 6:49 am
by abbey
capt_buzzard wrote: Ten out of 12 women who tested a new invention known as the 'Orgasmatron' reported an increase in sexual pleasure. The device is said to produce an orgasm at the push of a button. Does it work? YES, YES, OH YES said one woman.
www.unison.ie
Mmm.. and where can one puchase an orgasmatron from??

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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 8:42 am
by koan
The touch of a button?
But getting there is more than half the fun
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 8:45 am
by Peg
I would like to purchase on purely for scientific purposes. Yes, that's it. I am willing to test it out and let them know if it works or not. I'm thoughtful that way.

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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 8:47 am
by Cass
Just don't get it mixed up with the remote control for your TV :-3
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 8:48 am
by lady cop
sorry, i prefer the real thing.

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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:14 am
by Paula
One touch thrill...what next? Can you use it while on a forum all night? :wah:
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:16 am
by lady cop
Paula wrote: One touch thrill...what next? Can you use it while on a forum all night? :wah:
i guess so, it only takes a minute! LOL
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 5:16 pm
by capt_buzzard
Not many gals on FG bought this. The article I mean:D
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 7:13 pm
by RedSoxFan
capt_buzzard wrote: Ten out of 12 women who tested a new invention known as the 'Orgasmatron' reported an increase in sexual pleasure. The device is said to produce an orgasm at the push of a button. Does it work? YES, YES, OH YES said one woman.
www.unison.ie
There are many other machines like this out there. I envite the Girls to check out a website that is devoted to this: www.f***ingmachines.com
You can read more about them there if you dont believe what the Capt is talking about.
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 7:39 pm
by Peg
capt_buzzard wrote: Not many gals on FG bought this. The article I mean:D
Oops..when I saw this thread I got it confused with the Men of the ForumGarden thread. *tiptoes out* :wah:
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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 1:54 am
by Bothwell
Yes but can it take out the garbage, cook, fix the roof, mend the car, drink beer, pass wind, hate the Mother in Law in other words all the things that ONLY a man can do correctly

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Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 4:42 am
by LottomagicZ4941
"Sex machienes and beauty queens" I think those be the Krokus lyrics.
Now I gota dig out the best of Krokus. Can't remember which Krokus tune these lyrics belong.