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-I would have slept with my brothers friend johnny

-would have went into the navy

-skipped marriage all together, and adopted

-would have skipped all the stress

I would've gone to college.

Me too, I would have gone on to further my education and would not get married.

I am married (for 42 years) but would I do it again - no.

Iwould have went to college..:mad:ate dirt if i had to to get there..and kicked some ass along the way..i would not have so passively let the ones who meant the most to me tell me NO..

I would have never swam in the creeks....farm ground run offs..causes cancer..



I would have never smoked a cigarette...Causes cancer..



I would have never eaten from a teflon pan....Causes cancer..



I would have never drank soda....saccharin causes cancer...



I would have never drank at parties and laughed with my high school/college friends...alcohol causes cancer..:yh_party



I would have never ate pork, red meat, chicken or fish....causes cancer...:yh_pig



I would have never put deoderant on...causes cancer...



I would have never watched tv or talked on my cell phone...causes cancer..



I would have never traveled to the cities of New York or Denver, Kansas City or Houston....SMOG and emissions causes cancer:driving:



I would have never had sex......papilloma virus...causes cancer



and finally...I would have been the most depressed, lonley, hungry, bored, stinky, weirdo.. I know,...and guess what??? Still wouldve gotten cancer...HA HA HA HA

mominiowa;706781 wrote: I would have never swam in the creeks....farm ground run offs..causes cancer..



I would have never smoked a cigarette...Causes cancer..



I would have never eaten from a teflon pan....Causes cancer..



I would have never drank soda....saccharin causes cancer...



I would have never drank at parties and laughed with my high school/college friends...alcohol causes cancer..:yh_party



I would have never ate pork, red meat, chicken or fish....causes cancer...:yh_pig



I would have never put deoderant on...causes cancer...



I would have never watched tv or talked on my cell phone...causes cancer..



I would have never traveled to the cities of New York or Denver, Kansas City or Houston....SMOG and emissions causes cancer



I would have never had sex......papilloma virus...causes cancer



and finally...I would have been the most depressed, lonley, hungry, bored, stinky, weirdo.. I know,...and guess what??? Still wouldve gotten cancer...HA HA HA HA


Bloody hell!! Seems that you're damned if you do and then what's the point if you don't!!







My list then -



I would not have gone to that engagement party with a certain idiot.



I probably would still have gone to another party but would have made sure I had a lift home the next day before agreeing to stay over



I would not have stuffed myself stupid on junk food when I left home and thereby starting the never ending battle with my weight.



I would definately have had more kids



I would have told certain friends how much they meant before it was too late. RIP guys.



I would have said 'yes' more often and 'no' when I should have!



I would have taken more risks career wise



But I'd still have got married to the same man, bless his smelly socks

Oh yeah..................I would definately have slept with DK and then could have avoided 20 years of wondering 'what if'

I wouldn't change a thing. I slept with pretty much everyone I wanted to (that seems to be a theme here).

mominiowa;706781 wrote: I would have never swam in the creeks....farm ground run offs..causes cancer..



I would have never smoked a cigarette...Causes cancer..



I would have never eaten from a teflon pan....Causes cancer..



I would have never drank soda....saccharin causes cancer...



I would have never drank at parties and laughed with my high school/college friends...alcohol causes cancer..:yh_party



I would have never ate pork, red meat, chicken or fish....causes cancer...:yh_pig



I would have never put deoderant on...causes cancer...



I would have never watched tv or talked on my cell phone...causes cancer..



I would have never traveled to the cities of New York or Denver, Kansas City or Houston....SMOG and emissions causes cancer:driving:



I would have never had sex......papilloma virus...causes cancer



and finally...I would have been the most depressed, lonley, hungry, bored, stinky, weirdo.. I know,...and guess what??? Still wouldve gotten cancer...HA HA HA HA


You're awesome. Heard many good things about you. Glad I get to see it in action.

Awsome Post MOM!! and Immy!! and I agree with you K.B.....Mom is awesome!!:-4:-4



My list....

I would've laughed at the red-neck at the red light instead of getting in the truck with him at the next parking lot....(ended up marrying the fool and divorcing him and then marrying him again, 10 years later!:-5)

I would've gone to college, doing it now and really kicking myself!

I would've never given into a sad story by a certain young man, who later took me for a fool. :-1



I would've told a certain person NO, you can't be in my life, instead of letting him in and driving me nuts for 9 months....

I wouldn't have made bad financial decisions....

I would've begged someone not to leave if I thought it would do some good!!

KB.;706804 wrote: I wouldn't change a thing. I slept with pretty much everyone I wanted to (that seems to be a theme here).


It's a rare person who says they wouldn't change a thing, hats off to you matey.

would have could have should have hmmmmm

wow if I changed some of my oop's in life I may not have learned as much as I have from my life....

Ok



yes would have stuck in school longer but back then who cared, and who really knew the impact it would have had on us when all we wanted to do was party.

Would have faught less during the divorce and pushed harder for my 20 minutes in front of a GD judge.... would not have let the ex and his costly lawyer intimidate the life out of me.

I think thas all.

Imladris;706882 wrote: It's a rare person who says they wouldn't change a thing, hats off to you matey.


I am happy with my life; and if things had happened different it wouldn't be like it is now. No sense in wishing for things to change that can't. All that will do is keep you from living in the now why you try to re-live the then.

would've figured out what I wanted to do during high school, and skipped dating. and forgot about partying. and stuff like that.

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KB.;706947 wrote: I am happy with my life; and if things had happened different it wouldn't be like it is now. No sense in wishing for things to change that can't. All that will do is keep you from living in the now why you try to re-live the then.


I'm with you, KB. I have made mistakes in my life...but so what? That's part of this whole "living" thing. I learned from these mistakes and moved on. I'm living my life "my way." I am a happy person now myself.Older and wiser. Maybe.