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My most recent was a few months back when Josh and I were in the pharmacy. He says, VERY LOUDLY, 'Mum, Look! this says Pleasure Centre!'....just before he fell on it and send condoms flying everywhere

:wah: good one's

Only Jimbo could feel embarassment in a hospital,,,where patients use bedpans and walk down the hallways with their backsides for all the world to see and women have to expose all to give birth or have a pap test.:wah:

I cant remember anything either...hope it stays that way too!! fish in bowl pulling lid on tight after her..:wah:

jimbo;707536 wrote: mine was today at hospital , they told me not to eat until after my op but i thought its only a local anesthetic what could go wrong ... well to cut a long story short they took out my drip and whilst they were not looking ,i shot of to the cafeteria i stuffed myself ,can of diet coke ,rolls a cake and a couple of choccy bars



i got back i got a telling off for going missing i had to quickly get changed the hospital porter was waiting i put on my gown and they made me go on the bed and be wheeled to the operating theatre ,it was ages and along way down all the corridors and bumpy too ,then after a really big bump i got the tale tale gripping pains of wind .. bad wind ... i clenched for all i was worth and the moment passed or so i thought .. the guy wheeled me into the theatre i changed from one bed on to the other and i was being pulled about there was about six people around me it was dead quite the surgeon gave me the first anesthetic injection but alas i went a clench to far and and as the stinging pain of the needle going in it was met by the the unmistakable loud sound of a ripper coming out :o



they young guy that was there fell about but every one else was less than impressed


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My embarassing moments aren't funny like that....I like yours better!!

When I cut the cheese. That's always embarrassing. Even when I am alone, I embarrass myself. I actually did it yesterday morning walking out of the kitchen into the hallway. It was like "plip". LOL!:wah:

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cinamin;707638 wrote: When I cut the cheese. That's always embarrassing. Even when I am alone, I embarrass myself. I actually did it yesterday morning walking out of the kitchen into the hallway. It was like "plip". LOL!:wah:


Hahaha that was exactly what I was going to say, I can't cut cheese at all to save my life, I just end up with these pieces of all shapes and sizes and completely ruin a good snack!