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A guy at my work said that he tells his wife she "sneezes like a small animal". I thought that was so funny.:wah:

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There is definitely a difference between men and women in the way they sneeze. Women for some reason or other feel the need to try and stifle a sneeze, like they are ashamed, besides, it can cause brain damage. Men on the other hand, let it all hang out with a roar. Men fart the same way.:wah:

Lon;713562 wrote: There is definitely a difference between men and women in the way they sneeze. Women for some reason or other feel the need to try and stifle a sneeze, like they are ashamed, besides, it can cause brain damage. Men on the other hand, let it all hang out with a roar. Men fart the same way.:wah:
Not true. I have never ever heard my dad burp or fart. And he holds in his sneezes too.

And speaking of farts, I was just having a late lunch or early dinner at an outside cafe in Orange with a friend. She was sitting facing me talking. And a woman walked by her back and let one rip so loud. It was hilarious. I was laughing for like 10 minutes till my stomach hurt. And while we were eating.

Lon I beleive you have read Mars Vs. Venus

Lon;713562 wrote: There is definitely a difference between men and women in the way they sneeze. Women for some reason or other feel the need to try and stifle a sneeze, like they are ashamed, besides, it can cause brain damage. Men on the other hand, let it all hang out with a roar. Men fart the same way.:wah:


You've definitely not heard my wife sneeze then :wah:

I contain it because it feels more comfortable and I'm not splattering the air with germs! :p :wah: