Dear dad letter....
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up.
Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was
addressed, "Dad".
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter,
with trembling hands.
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos,
her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I
am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad.
She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy.
She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the
whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people
in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
Stacy can get better.
She sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
many grand children.
Love, your son, John.
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true.
I'm over at Tommy's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
school report that's on my desk.
I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home. :p
Letter to Dad......
Letter to Dad......
Chezzie;718692 wrote: Dear dad letter....
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up.
Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was
addressed, "Dad".
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter,
with trembling hands.
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos,
her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I
am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad.
She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy.
She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the
whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people
in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
Stacy can get better.
She sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
many grand children.
Love, your son, John.
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true.
I'm over at Tommy's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
school report that's on my desk.
I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home. :p:wah: nice one
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up.
Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was
addressed, "Dad".
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter,
with trembling hands.
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos,
her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I
am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad.
She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy.
She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the
whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people
in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
Stacy can get better.
She sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
many grand children.
Love, your son, John.
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true.
I'm over at Tommy's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
school report that's on my desk.
I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home. :p:wah: nice one
Women are bitchy and predictable ...men are not and that's the key to knowing the truth.
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Letter to Dad......
I have seen that before, it is a riot
Letter to Dad......
OMG that is priceless and so darn true :wah:
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
― Mae West
― Mae West
Letter to Dad......
:wah::wah: :yh_rotfl:
Very good
Very good
Letter to Dad......
It was the last line that got me - there's me thinking "he's in trouble now" and then ....
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Letter to Dad......
another good one :wah:
so sweet
so sweet
Letter to Dad......
If I hadn't heard that one already, I'd have been thinking, I'll kill you! Worst nightmare to say the least.
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