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I think I will die either in a car accident or a heart attack

I sincerely hope to die quickly; in my sleep.

I really want to die of old age and sleeping....

I am concerned that I will die of a heart attack....:-5

I don't even want to think about it. All I know is.....when your time's up that's it.

I'm petrified of death

WonderWendy3;719496 wrote: I really want to die of old age and sleeping....

I am concerned that I will die of a heart attack....:-5


Awww. It really ain't all that.

:rolleyes:

jimbo;719521 wrote: in a drunken stupor ,after being an embarrassment to every one that knows me ... hopefully :D
That shouldn't be a problem.:wah:

jimbo;719531 wrote: the only reason you dont fear death buddy is when you do die people will say where do you want me to put the big stiff :wah::wah:
:wah:Ohh that would be a compliment.:wah:

In a jacussi with 3 male models...........surely id think i was in heaven lol

Chezzie;719571 wrote: In a jacussi with 3 male models...........surely id think i was in heaven lol
I think that is what caused the heart attack.:wah:

Jones Jones;719608 wrote: hopefully of a heart attack at the age of 80 while having sex with an 21 year old chick ....

Jj


:eek:

You don't want much then :wah::wah:

Unexpectedly.

I'd always assumed the bike would take me and it still might but I'm forever being told it will be the proverbial bus.

I am not sure how, but what I do know:

I AM TAKING ALL OF YOU WITH ME

Ha Ha....haaaa hhaaaaha ahhhhaaaahhaaaa

jimbo;719611 wrote: you know 99.9% of male models are gay right





that is the only reason me wizey and jess are not male models





oh that and the danger of being dragged into the jacussi by a deperate house wife :wah:
:yh_rotfl

I'm thinking it will probably be listening to some drunk singing Omazing Grace :-3

I think i will choke to death on a piece of beef or summat Im always choking on food:rolleyes: ( and yes!!! i do chew it first!!!)

ThePheasant;719617 wrote: I'm thinking it will probably be listening to some drunk singing Omazing Grace :-3


Or putting up a flag in an area that your not allowed to.

kazalala;719620 wrote: I think i will choke to death on a piece of beef or summat Im always choking on food:rolleyes: ( and yes!!! i do chew it first!!!)


:wah: Sorry Kaz, I need to know, why are you always choking on food :wah:

mikeinie;719621 wrote: Or putting up a flag in an area that your not allowed to.


:wah:

or just taking Spots advice could be the death of someone :-3

ThePheasant;719622 wrote: :wah: Sorry Kaz, I need to know, why are you always choking on food :wah:
I just feel sorry for her husband.

YZGI;719624 wrote: I just feel sorry for her husband.


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Having to do the heimlich manoeuvre could be a little off putting. :wah:

* note to self * try thinking before posting:rolleyes::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kazalala;719626 wrote: * note to self * try thinking before posting:yh_rotfl


:wah: or making sure Wiseys not on-line works too

ThePheasant;719628 wrote: :wah: or making sure Wiseys not on-line works too


he always catches me out that one:sneaky:

kazalala;719629 wrote: he always catches me out that one:sneaky:
:p:wah:

jimbo;719611 wrote: you know 99.9% of male models are gay right





that is the only reason me wizey and jess are not male models:yh_whistl:yh_whistl





oh that and the danger of being dragged into the jacussi by a deperate house wife :wah:


heh heh you got me Jimbo...........

I am not planning on dying anytime soon.

But I will die of cancer,**** happens.

ideally .... with dignity.

More than likely it will be due to complications of MGUS.

Lon;719781 wrote: More than likely it will be due to complications of MGUS.


Whats MGUS? :-6

This google search explanation didn't help much ...

Monoclonal gammopathy of undetermined significance (MGUS, unknown or uncertain may be substituted for undetermined) or benign monoclonal gammopathy is a condition in which a low or non-quantifiable level of a monoclonal paraprotein is detected in the blood by means of protein electrophoresis. In addition, some patients develop a polyneuropathy (damage to peripheral nerves) or other problems related to the secreted antibody. MGUS is distinct from multiple myeloma, as described below.

bleeding to death through my wrists sometime in december.

FlatBlob;719785 wrote: bleeding to death through my wrists sometime in december.


:eek:

Indian Princess;719477 wrote: I think I will die either in a car accident or a heart attack


I am quite sure I will die of old age.

Jimbo sounds good to me. I don't care how I go just so its quick. :p Read my signature I live by it.

[QUOTE]in a drunken stupor ,after being an embarrassment to every one that knows me ... hopefully [/QUOTE]

nvalleyvee;719800 wrote: I am quite sure I will die of old age.


No one dies of Old Age-----they die of cancer, kidney failure, heart attack, liver failure, cerebral vascular accident etc. etc.

I will probably die while having a surgery that I need.















So, I am going to have a naked beach frenzy!

For a long time, I've figured I would either choke to death or die of brain cancer.

I'M NOT GOING TO DIE!!

I am going to be here forever and haunt to all. MuHaHaHA!! And I won't talk less with old age either, so don't go hoping for that!

I believe, and hope, that I will die LAUGHING !:D

A bit like the elderley lady who called in my Dad's shop every day, just to hear him tell his jokes, until one day - she burst out laughing and collapsed to the floor, the doctor reckoned she was dead before she hit the floor ! A bit of a shock for my Dad, but what a lovely way to die, she had never had a day's illness in her life !!!

:-6:D

jimbo;719919 wrote: if you want to die laughing avoid spots posts ... although some are indeed very funny most seem to have me perplexed and i keep going back time after time trying to decipher them :wah:


What you need to tell him is KISS :wah:















Keep It Simple, Stoopid!

I am definitely, absolutely, getting killed by a BUS or a TAXI. (I live in the city and its a huge problem).

Driving home to be with you

The highway's dividing, the city's in view

As usual, I'm almost on time

You're the last thing that's on my mind

I wish I could tell you the way that I feel

But tonight is the night I fell asleep at the wheel

No commotion, no screaming brakes

Most of it's over before I awake

From the ceiling, my coffee cup drips

While out my window, the horizon does flips

The worst part was hitting the ground -

Not the feeling so much as the sound

Can't help but wonder if all this is real

Cause tonight is the night I fell asleep at the wheel

Rubberneck traffic and passersby

And Slow Motion Walter the fire engine guy

Stand around with their mouths open wide

I heard some idiot ask if someone's inside

With the Jaws of Life they tried and they tried

Nobody here can know how I feel

Cause tonight is the night I fell asleep at the wheel

I guess it's over now

Cause I've never seen so much

Never seen so much, never seen so much

Never seen so much, never seen so much

I guess it's over now

Cause I've never seen so much

Never seen so much, never seen so much

Never seen so much, never seen so much

So much blood

In all the confusion, there's something serene

I'm just a posthumous part of the scene

Now I'm floating above looking in

As the radio blares and wheels spin

I can see my face slump with a grin

And you...you're the last thing on my mind

You're the last thing on my mind

You're the last thing on my mind

You're the last thing on my mind



(the bare naked ladies):guitarist:driving:

If im lucky it will be a heart attack as im dragging a 14 point buck out of the woods

i don't know how i will die but hopefully peacefully sleeping =)