> Monkey in a Bar
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:58 am
> Monkey in a Bar> Monkey in a Bar
> A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.
> He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey
> jumps all around the place.
>
> The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them.
> Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then
> jumps onto the pool table and grabs one of the billiard balls.
>
> To everyone's amazement, he sticks it in his mouth, and
> somehow swallows it whole.
> The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your
> monkey just did?"
>
> "No, what?"
>
> "He just ate the cue ball o ff my pool table... whole!"
>
> "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy,
> "he eats everything in sight. Sorry! I'll pay for the
> cue ball and stuff."
>
> The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the
> stuff the monkey ate and leaves.
>
> Two weeks later the guy is in the bar again, and has his
> monkey with him. He orders a d rink and the monkey
> starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing
> his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the
> bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and
> eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up
> his butt, Pulls it out, and eats it.
>
> The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your
> monkey did now?"
>
> "No, what?" replied the man.
>
> "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his
> butt, pulled them out, and ate them!" said the bartender.
>
> "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He
> still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to ****
> that cue ball, he measures everything first."
>
>
>
> A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.
> He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey
> jumps all around the place.
>
> The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them.
> Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then
> jumps onto the pool table and grabs one of the billiard balls.
>
> To everyone's amazement, he sticks it in his mouth, and
> somehow swallows it whole.
> The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your
> monkey just did?"
>
> "No, what?"
>
> "He just ate the cue ball o ff my pool table... whole!"
>
> "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy,
> "he eats everything in sight. Sorry! I'll pay for the
> cue ball and stuff."
>
> The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the
> stuff the monkey ate and leaves.
>
> Two weeks later the guy is in the bar again, and has his
> monkey with him. He orders a d rink and the monkey
> starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing
> his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the
> bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and
> eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up
> his butt, Pulls it out, and eats it.
>
> The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your
> monkey did now?"
>
> "No, what?" replied the man.
>
> "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his
> butt, pulled them out, and ate them!" said the bartender.
>
> "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He
> still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to ****
> that cue ball, he measures everything first."
>
>
>