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> Monkey in a Bar

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:58 am
by el guapo
> Monkey in a Bar> Monkey in a Bar

> A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.

> He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey

> jumps all around the place.

>

> The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them.

> Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then

> jumps onto the pool table and grabs one of the billiard balls.

>

> To everyone's amazement, he sticks it in his mouth, and

> somehow swallows it whole.

> The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your

> monkey just did?"

>

> "No, what?"

>

> "He just ate the cue ball o ff my pool table... whole!"

>

> "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy,

> "he eats everything in sight. Sorry! I'll pay for the

> cue ball and stuff."

>

> The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the

> stuff the monkey ate and leaves.

>

> Two weeks later the guy is in the bar again, and has his

> monkey with him. He orders a d rink and the monkey

> starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing

> his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the

> bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and

> eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up

> his butt, Pulls it out, and eats it.

>

> The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your

> monkey did now?"

>

> "No, what?" replied the man.

>

> "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his

> butt, pulled them out, and ate them!" said the bartender.

>

> "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He

> still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to ****

> that cue ball, he measures everything first."

>

>

>

> Monkey in a Bar

Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:35 am
by Indian Princess
Thats great!:wah:

> Monkey in a Bar

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:33 am
by el guapo
cheers ip

glad so many liked it................huff

> Monkey in a Bar

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:40 am
by Chezzie
Love it.......:wah::wah::wah:

> Monkey in a Bar

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 8:49 am
by Nomad
Is this what FG is about now, monkies butts ?

Somewhere on Planet Earth someone is dying. Dying in a dark rat infested smelly stinky alley from an exploded appendix.

If someone could just find him he could be saved !

Why are we wasting time on monkies butts when this man needs to be found ?

Im pretty sure hes in Uruguay, we should start looking there.

Cmon lets go !

> Monkey in a Bar

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 8:53 am
by el guapo
Nomad;723703 wrote: Is this what FG is about now, monkies butts ?

Somewhere on Planet Earth someone is dying. Dying in a dark rat infested smelly stinky alley from an exploded appendix.

If someone could just find him he could be saved !

Why are we wasting time on monkies butts when this man needs to be found ?

Im pretty sure hes in Uruguay, we should start looking there.

Cmon lets go !


nomad my Nemesis

today is for monkey butts

> Monkey in a Bar

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:13 am
by Nomad
el guapo;723705 wrote: nomad my Nemesis



today is for monkey butts


This is sad. Like a sad sad clown that cries all the time because the children hate him and all hes ever wanted was to make the children happy.

If that guy in Uruguay dies I dont know how youre going to be able to live with yourself.



But ok.

> Monkey in a Bar

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:46 am
by kinks
:wah::wah: very funny

> Monkey in a Bar

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:47 am
by el guapo
Nomad;723712 wrote: This is sad. Like a sad sad clown that cries all the time because the children hate him and all hes ever wanted was to make the children happy.

If that guy in Uruguay dies I dont know how youre going to be able to live with yourself.



But ok.


you lot didnt care about neffy holding me hostage

> Monkey in a Bar

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:59 am
by Nomad
el guapo;723728 wrote: you lot didnt care about neffy holding me hostage




True but your appendix wasnt exploding.

And quite frankly we figured you were enjoying yourself.

> Monkey in a Bar

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:00 am
by el guapo
Nomad;723737 wrote: True but your appendix wasnt exploding.

And quite frankly we figured you were enjoying yourself.


she didnt even feed me

> Monkey in a Bar

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:13 am
by Nomad
el guapo;723740 wrote: she didnt even feed me


She really didnt feed you ?

What kind of animal is this woman ?

I can see now why your scars prevent you from saving humanity.

Your plight is more serious than we realized.

She needs to be dealt with harshly !

> Monkey in a Bar

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:24 pm
by el guapo
Nomad;723745 wrote: She really didnt feed you ?

What kind of animal is this woman ?

I can see now why your scars prevent you from saving humanity.

Your plight is more serious than we realized.

She needs to be dealt with harshly !


too true