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Stardust;724663 wrote: Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?

Contestant: Homosexuals.

Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you.


That's a gem to treasure, that one.

These are great Stardust. :wah:

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Eamonn Holmes: There are three states of matter: solid, liquid and what?

Contestant: Jelly.

Priceless Stardust:wah: The above is my favorite.

Thanks, that gave me a great chuckle! :wah: