Truisms
Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:22 pm
The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
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Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
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If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.
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Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
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A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
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Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many
people a company can operate without.
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No one has more driving ambition than the teenager who wants to buy a
car.
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There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
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There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4
AM. It could be a right number.
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Think about this ... No one ever says "It's only a game" when his
team is winning.
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I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
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Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to
like it.
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The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same
size bucket.
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After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you
are probably dead.
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Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
>
If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.
>
Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
>
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
>
Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many
people a company can operate without.
>
No one has more driving ambition than the teenager who wants to buy a
car.
>
There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
>
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4
AM. It could be a right number.
>
Think about this ... No one ever says "It's only a game" when his
team is winning.
>
I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
>
Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to
like it.
>
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same
size bucket.
>
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you
are probably dead.