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Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:43 pm**

My Erotech Lovelump failed last week, probably from dehydration. I assume it was that from the condition it ended up in anyway - it's not easy to know whether there were any complicating factors. The company which developed them went out of business two years ago. I'd got mine second hand a few months before they folded and after they shut down their production line finding the right nutrient pack substitutes became increasingly problematic.

Does anyone know what equivalents are available now? Any recommendations or advice?

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:01 pm**

http://www.annsummers.com/

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:05 pm**

Seems they're only in the U.S right now.

If you'd deposit (no pun intended) $45,000 into my bank account I'll order one for you and ship it overnight.

I'm assuming the Persephone are you an Augustine kinda guy?

:-3

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:06 pm**

abbey;726968 wrote: http://www.annsummers.com/

annsummers doesn't carry Lovelumps silly.

:sneaky:

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:09 pm**

JacksDad;726970 wrote: annsummers doesn't carry Lovelumps silly.

:sneaky:True, but I'm sure they stock something equally stimulating.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:12 pm**

okay....I'll be the one to ask...

what is a lovelump???

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:21 pm**

WonderWendy3;726976 wrote: okay....I'll be the one to ask...

what is a lovelump???

Don't ask.

Let's just say I'd rather have a porcupine on my face.

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:07 pm**

Me too, whats a Lovelump?:-3

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:14 pm**

I googled it...and found this....correct me if I'm wrong....ha....like I have to tell Spot to correct me.....:wah::wah:

http://kickthebobo.com/erotech/FAQ.html

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:34 am**

WonderWendy3;727063 wrote: I googled it...and found this....correct me if I'm wrong....ha....like I have to tell Spot to correct me.....:wah::wah:
Persephone!! Goodness me they're still trading after all!

Actually she's been soaking in the sink on and off for the last week and I think she might pull through, I'd swear she winked at me this morning. I'll try some more food and see what happens.

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:42 am**

I'd be scared to own one of those because I'd always picture it growing to massive proportions while it soaked in the kitchen sink and I lay innocently in my bed and then it would come attack me or something.........:-3 :wah:

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:49 am**

What is it!!!!!!!!:eek::eek::-3

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:56 am**

hmmmmm

heres a pic of persaphone and augustine :yh_sick

[photos removed]

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:07 pm**

Chezzie;727357 wrote: hmmmmm

heres a pic of persaphone and augustine :yh_sick

:eek::eek::eek:

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:09 pm**

Is it a sex aid? :-3

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:50 pm**

From the fake website: http://kickthebobo.com/erotech/FAQ.html

From Museum of Hoaxes: (7 down) http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/webl ... 04/02/P15/

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:58 pm**

RG, did you fall for the museum of hoaxes' famous hoax, where they claimed a genuine commercial product didn't exist? I didn't think anyone could fall for that one!

To all who sent PMs, Persephone seems to be improving slowly at the moment - thank you for your concern.

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:00 pm**

Good Lord!!!! When I saw the thread title I immediatly thought of neuticles or whatever they call the things they replace in doggies' thingies after undoggging the doggies, so they won't feel they look different. Faux lovelumps.

:sneaky:

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:03 pm**

spot;727462 wrote: RG, did you fall for the museum of hoaxes famous hoax, where they claimed a genuine commercial product didn't exist? I didn't think anyone could fall for that one!

To all who sent PMs, Persephone seems to be improving slowly at the moment - thank you for your concern.

Good save, Spot! But for once I was able to "snopes" YOU! Even though that wasn't from Snopes...

AussiePam;727465 wrote: Good Lord!!!! When I saw the thread title I immediatly thought of neuticles or whatever they call the things they replace in doggies' thingies after undoggging the doggies, so they won't feel they look different. Faux lovelumps.

:sneaky:

Heh heh. I know about Neuticles but I have never heard of them called lovelumps. Good gravy, that's....weird.

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:53 pm**

Awwwwwwwww was I duped by the Spotster????????

First thing that I thought was, well I never had him down as one to use stuff like that AND broadcast it lol..........Doh!!!!!!!:wah::wah::wah:

Good one!

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:04 pm**

RedGlitter;727472 wrote: Good save, Spot! But for once I was able to "snopes" YOU! Even though that wasn't from Snopes...The hoax that the product doesn't exist is quite extensive even if snopes hasn't put up an article about it - there's even a Wikipedia article pretending it doesn't exist! My own theory stems from Peter Pan, that every time someone says they don't believe in Lovelumps another one dies. How do we get an internet audience to shout and clap to revive this one?

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:19 pm**

well well well........I googled lovelump and this came out of my search

Replacement Lovelump - ForumGardenannsummers doesn't carry Lovelumps silly. Local Time: 01:30 AM Local Date: 11-28-2007. JacksDad is online now. JacksDad. View Public Profile ...

www.forumgarden.com/forums/showthread.php?p=727063 - 16 hours ago - Similar pages

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:21 pm**

Lordy - ForumGarden's the world expert? That's knocked the gilt off the gingerbread then!

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:31 pm**

Chezzie;727509 wrote: Awwwwwwwww was I duped by the Spotster????????

First thing that I thought was, well I never had him down as one to use stuff like that AND broadcast it lol..........Doh!!!!!!!:wah:

Good one!

I know! That was a good tip-off, wasn't it? And hey Chezzie, you have to find your own name for Spot! Spotster's my special name for him.

Spot, we're fighting over you!

spot;727516 wrote: The hoax that the product doesn't exist is quite extensive even if snopes hasn't put up an article about it - there's even a Wikipedia article pretending it doesn't exist! My own theory stems from Peter Pan, that every time someone says they don't believe in Lovelumps another one dies. How do we get an internet audience to shout and clap to revive this one?

If I don't believe in Lovelumps, another one dies? Spot, I saw a photo of these alleged Lovelumps, and they sound much cuter than they look. Especially Persephone. Good gravy! That's just....um...no. :-3

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:44 am**

To inform those who sent condolence PMs I'm delighted to say that Persephone is back to her old bouncy self again looking much as she did except she's sprouted an awful lot of hair that wasn't on the original package.

Posted: **Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:10 pm**

spot;732643 wrote: To inform those who sent condolence PMs I'm delighted to say that Persephone is back to her old bouncy self again looking much as she did except she's sprouted an awful lot of hair that wasn't on the original package.

So Spotster, how's the lovelump getting along? By your description, I couldn't help but envision a Chia Pet... :rolleyes: