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I am off to bed in a minute and I would ask people here to send me some positive thoughts loosely based on the idea, "Theia will not share her bed with a big black hairy spider again."

You see, this morning, I changed my bedding and found a huge spider nestling under the blanket I have over my duvet. He appeared dead until I went to pick him up and put him outside...he wasn't dead, he was merely sleeping and was not a happy bunny for being disturbed. I eventually caught him loosely in a piece of loo paper and put him out of the window. He ran a little way down the roof, turned around and headed straight back towards me. I slammed the window shut. But I know that spiders have ways of getting in through closed windows.

Tonight I want to sleep alone. Please offer your support. Thank you.

oh Bless your soul..may no spiders or other little critters share your bed tonight theia.....

Sorry Theia, but all the best wishes in the world won't save you from that spider.

He's probably in bed waiting for you right now. :sneaky:

Awww bless his little hairy black legs .... he loves you ... how could you kick him out in the cold and deny him you warm snuggly bed

The spider loves to entertain

Her neighbors and relations,

But woe to any bugs or flies

Who accept her invitation!

So have a care, be wary of

The most accomplished spinner.

When she murmurs, "Be my guest!"

What she means is, "Be my dinner!"


God Bless Theia:-6:-6

Ahhhh Theia:-4 That is so scary.....the bugger just fell in love with you I bet...Sending good vides your way....

sleep tight and don't let the spiders bite.....hummmmmm

Thank you.

I shall go upstairs in the dark, I shall brush my teeth and get undressed in the dark. I will go into my bedroom in the dark and I shall reopen the window that I can't bear to have closed, in the dark. I shall get into bed and I will cover my head with the duvet, and I will pray that I am alone.

I may be gone some time...



or, if he's back, I shall spend the night here on FG

You could try kissing him and see if he turns into a handsome prince

I'm sure there's nothing to worry about...

Snooze;731490 wrote: I'm sure there's nothing to worry about...





















































frick..that pic scared me!!!!!:-3:wah::wah:

JEEPERS FECKEN CREEPERS SNOOZE

Im scared of them blighters........Neve gone have sweet dreams now:wah::wah:

theia;731484 wrote: Thank you.

I shall go upstairs in the dark, I shall brush my teeth and get undressed in the dark. I will go into my bedroom in the dark and I shall reopen the window that I can't bear to have closed, in the dark. I shall get into bed and I will cover my head with the duvet, and I will pray that I am alone.

I may be gone some time...



or, if he's back, I shall spend the night here on FG


You may have to share the web with him Theia :sneaky:

Yikes, tell the little critter to go sleep under the kitchen sink or somewhere else!

Theia, you have my deepest sympathies!! I had a thread a while ago called "big spider" and he/she was on the OUTSIDE of my house....I couldn't bear the idea of that thing on the inside of my house...

I hope he found a pretty spider outside your window and is at a spider bar having a few drinks with her....

Whats happened to you Theia ?

There was a time when you would have driven off the road to avoid running over marching ants.

I know, the story of her gently picking that spider up in a tissue and placing it outside was really disturbing. I had no idea she was such a brute.

Snooze;731579 wrote: I know, the story of her gently picking that spider up in a tissue and placing it outside was really disturbing. I had no idea she was such a brute.




Thats what we call her behind her back.

Brutas.

urk..............i hate spiders.

AP to the rescue. I am sending two teams of experts who will sort your little prob, Theia, me dear. The SpiderWhisperers first, because I'm a nice gentle little girl who would rather not harm a hair on Mr Spidee's delectable bod. If he won't take the hint, then it's SpiderBusters coming your way. They are guaranteed to give good squishing value, or, if you prefer, they can make eight tiny concrete boots and drop His Hairiness in your local pond. Rest in Peace ...

:sneaky:

theia;731459 wrote: I am off to bed in a minute and I would ask people here to send me some positive thoughts loosely based on the idea, "Theia will not share her bed with a big black hairy spider again."

You see, this morning, I changed my bedding and found a huge spider nestling under the blanket I have over my duvet. He appeared dead until I went to pick him up and put him outside...he wasn't dead, he was merely sleeping and was not a happy bunny for being disturbed. I eventually caught him loosely in a piece of loo paper and put him out of the window. He ran a little way down the roof, turned around and headed straight back towards me. I slammed the window shut. But I know that spiders have ways of getting in through closed windows.

Tonight I want to sleep alone. Please offer your support. Thank you.


Theia, give him to me..... he can be lunch for my Tarantulars