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You might reconsider after watching this:

Oh geez, that looks pretty nasty. Especially when she pokes and prods them like Jello. Those news heads were having a good time with it though. I bet the lady didn't appreciate their laughter too much. $5500 for that? Wow.

That just makes me wanna brush the snow off the grill or smoker or fire pit and cook something that is marinated overnight in bacon fat.............or just make a candle.

I've got this mental image of her trying to sit down and wobbling all over her seat while she tries to balance on those protuberances, each cheek going in a different direction.

I feel a bit ill now.

I have a gopher in my pants

She may possibly sound like a washing machine as she struts along the catwalk.

ah, NO!!

Nomad;733264 wrote: I have a gopher in my pants


Wrong thread!

She may get lucky and be able to sell them on E-bay if they end up looking like the Virgin Mary someday.

librtyhead;733289 wrote: She may get lucky and be able to sell them on E-bay if they end up looking like the Virgin Mary someday.


With a side order of Jesus on toast.

Snooze;733295 wrote: With a side order of Jesus on toast.
Baby Jesus even!:wah:

Every time I see Jennifer Lopez, I wonder if I should have butt implants. Thanks, Snooze - your timely intervention has saved me a heap of money, and a heap of embarrassment. Thank you.

I do what I can to make the world a better place.

:sneaky:

:wah:

Unless, I literally do work or freeze my @ss off and need to replace my butt, I have no reason to consider it... and if I get them anywhere else on my body than where G_d intended, then they'll either look like odd-shaped breasts or gigantic tumors. :wah:

Snooze;733306 wrote: I do what I can to make the world a better place.

:sneaky:


It's very good to see you!

And :sneaky: backatcha.

Not!!! After I had a lumpectomy and then I had a Staph infection after that, I have said that I will never have any unnecessary surgery on this old bod. I have bags under my eyes now, and would love to get rid of them. But, I thnk back to that lumpectomy and the pain I went through with the Staph infection, and hey! I am living and able - and if people can't bear to look at me, then screw them!!

Snooze;733216 wrote: You might reconsider after watching this:




I don't like pain, so i think i'll stick with my own natural padding;)

I'm trying to give them up.:wah::wah:

moonpie;733368 wrote: Not!!! After I had a lumpectomy and then I had a Staph infection after that, I have said that I will never have any unnecessary surgery on this old bod. I have bags under my eyes now, and would love to get rid of them. But, I thnk back to that lumpectomy and the pain I went through with the Staph infection, and hey! I am living and able - and if people can't bear to look at me, then screw them!!


Yeah, it's not like I have to look at myself all day. Pity my co-workers though.