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what was ya most un wanted xmas present ya ever receivied

when i was about 16 mum and dad ask us 3 boys what we wanted for xmas

my eldest bro said a set of golf club

my little bro said a set of golf club

i said anything but a set of golf club

xmas morning comes around

my eldest bro opens his prez ,,,,its a set of golf clubs

my little bro opens his prez ,,,,,,,its a set of golf clubs

i get my prez i open it guess what it was



a half set of flipin golf clubs

mum and dad said i told them i didnt want a set of golf clubs so they gave me a 1/2 set

jimbo;734665 wrote: par for the course i'm afraid :wah::wah:


still got then never used them

one day they will be worth a fortune

nice pun.

i always hated how my mother would ask me for a xmas list and then not buy anything on it...i was like what sort of set up is this?

anytime someone gave me jewellery which most men like to do for birthdays and christmas. Especially when if you know me you know I don't like it and you still get it for me!

God help my mother if she buys my sister and I matching jumpers again!! :-5

jimbo;734674 wrote: well we all know what to get the woman that has everything











anti biotics:wah::wah:


cheese slices ya can keep the door locked and slide them under the door

I hate anything that is for the house eg; toaster, iron etc :-5

jimbo;734696 wrote: ok i got the hint







a hoover it is then ,:D







then when you say my present sucked i can say its meant to :wah::wah:


hahahaha

























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i hate jewellery as well

Worst present was when I was around 12 years old. We have a tradition in our family that when the queen's speech had finished we would exchange a secret present, this could end up as a main present so you were left wondering all day till round 3-30pm if you were going to get what you actually wanted.

One year I asked for a pair of tucca boots.......I was a nosy little minx and couldnt help rummaging through mum's bedroom and nearly always found hidden treasures. This one year I found said pair of boots they were gross...black with a gold trim in synthetic leather.......Hated the sight of them....So xmas day arrives no bloody boots in my stocking........No fab suprise after the queen's speech of what im going to receive.....the boots!!!! I did a fab acting job of looking suprised then feigning how upset I was that they didnt fit :wah::wah: Taught me a lesson not to snoop...