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What's the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you?

I know suzy has a good one for this......care to share? :sneaky: :wah:

I have to think about mine

kinks;734709 wrote: What's the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you?

I know suzy has a good one for this......care to share? :sneaky: :wah:

I have to think about mine


What????

gawd I have so many I dunno where to start:(

it had been snowing, and i was walking down a hill towards the town, when i slippped, and slid down for what seemed like ages on my bottom.

i got to the bottom of the hill, lots of people looking at me, and i smiled, got up, and walked away nonchalently, just like i'd intended to do that.

sprained my ankle though.

SuzyB;734732 wrote: What????


you put it on my facebook.....something to do with the lads that work for jimbo :sneaky::wah:

kinks;734751 wrote: you put it on my facebook.....something to do with the lads that work for jimbo :sneaky::wah:


Oh I'm with you now, everyone else is probably on facebook now looking up what I did :wah::wah:

SuzyB;734752 wrote: Oh I'm with you now, everyone else is probably on facebook now looking up what I did :wah::wah:


YEP!!!

I was at my sister-in-law's third wedding. Her groom and his brother look very much alike. I was already feeling out of place there and as we were assembling outside for the wedding, I past who I thought was the groom and congratulated him but it was the brother instead. Funny, how I've done a lot of stupid things and that's the only thing I can think of that embarrassed me. I don't get embarrassed easily I guess.

jimbo;734739 wrote: my latest one was i was at gatesys church ,we all had a meal every one was talking then the church elder said to me ,now jim what are your views on god



well i thought about just going with the flow and saying i believed etc but i always say what i'm thinking no matter what so..



i just sort of blurted out ,i am an atheist ,i dont believe in god i even went on to say that the problem i have with religeion is that i think i know the devil does not have a factory making fossils etc going through the land planting them so that people can find them thus pointing a finger at evolution so that people stop believing in god , any way much hush we go to the church





in the church i had the most amazing feeling that i cant explain



we go back to the other hall and the church elder says to me jim what do you think





i swollowed hard looked at every one and i just said i have just found god and the spirit of christ just entered me





the look on every ones faces was a sight to see i think they thought i was mocking them somehow it truly was one of the most uncofortable moments of my life i was feeling shocked and bewildered enough but just looking at everyones bemused faces was the icing on the cake :o i'm cringing now just thinking about it :-5


:wah::wah:, sorry, that just made me laugh out loud

Ok this is my worst

16 years of age, wearing a shirt and knee length skirt, black fish net tights ( it was the fashion ok ) and black lace up grannie boots. Had a doctor's appt after work. Sitting in the doc's chair and I got the smarmy Dr Roberts. Always looked like he had xray vision and could see through clothes..(shudder)..Anyways he turns to me and says..No word of a lie, excuse me but I think your tampon has fallen out........OHHHHMYYYYYGOOOOOD...I looked down and their was a blue thread of cotton stuck to my fishnet tights and I was so red and embarrassed as I just picked the bit of thread off and hung my head so embarrassed I wanted to culr up and die!!!!

Chezzie;734759 wrote: Ok this is my worst

16 years of age, wearing a shirt and knee length skirt, black fish net tights ( it was the fashion ok ) and black lace up grannie boots. Had a doctor's appt after work. Sitting in the doc's chair and I got the smarmy Dr Roberts. Always looked like he had xray vision and could see through clothes..(shudder)..Anyways he turns to me and says..No word of a lie, excuse me but I think your tampon has fallen out........OHHHHMYYYYYGOOOOOD...I looked down and their was a blue thread of cotton stuck to my fishnet tights and I was so red and embarrassed as I just picked the bit of thread off and hung my head so embarrassed I wanted to culr up and die!!!!


:wah::wah:

Chezzie;734759 wrote: Ok this is my worst

16 years of age, wearing a shirt and knee length skirt, black fish net tights ( it was the fashion ok ) and black lace up grannie boots. Had a doctor's appt after work. Sitting in the doc's chair and I got the smarmy Dr Roberts. Always looked like he had xray vision and could see through clothes..(shudder)..Anyways he turns to me and says..No word of a lie, excuse me but I think your tampon has fallen out........OHHHHMYYYYYGOOOOOD...I looked down and their was a blue thread of cotton stuck to my fishnet tights and I was so red and embarrassed as I just picked the bit of thread off and hung my head so embarrassed I wanted to culr up and die!!!!


jimbo;734762 wrote: sounds like you were just going through a difficult period to me


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

jimbo;734762 wrote: sounds like you were just going through a difficult period to me


That is just wrong :wah:

JIMBO!!! Thats' BAD!!!

Tampax are replacing the string in their tampons with tinsel..................



































This will be for the Christmas Period only.

Believe me iv'e heard em all........At the time my parents were so mad they made a complaint at our surgery and I never had to see Mr Smarmy again.:wah:

Betty Boop;734769 wrote: Tampax are replacing the string in their tampons with tinsel.................







This will be for the Christmas Period only.


Betty Boop!! You're as bad as Jimbo!!!

(that was dang funny)

Aren't all doctors smarmy?

I thought it was an obligatory part of their studies - which they had to pass or they couldn't be doctors.

lemon_and_mint;734776 wrote: Aren't all doctors smarmy?

I thought it was an obligatory part of their studies - which they had to pass or they couldn't be doctors.


No Dr Hughes was darling.........Roberts had this sick smirk as he letched...ewwww

There a recent embarrassing thing that happened......but couldn't possibly post it on here

so i guess the only one i can think of, is when i was at school and we had to get changed for a play and had to change in the classroom......boys and girls.

So finished getting changed and was all ready to go, when someone pointed out i hadn't quite pulled my top up far enough

walking down the college corridor at lunch time (megga busy) and looking for my purse in my bag, tampax falls out and rolls down the shiny recently buffed floor. Acted like It wernt mine but I heard the sniggers :wah::wah:

We lived with hubbys mum whilst saving money for our house. I was 22 and was going out on a hen night. Was on a diet and had only ate some strawberries. Went out and got hammered, friend dropped me back off home, I vaguely remember talking utter crap all the way home. Hubby was waiting up for me and asked if i wanted food, cant remember now what i asked for but it was crazy enuff for him to send me to bed..............

Woke up next morning butt naked.......... and my dressing gown cord was half way in our bedroom and the landing.

Hubby walked in, gave the usual "how u feeling, self inflicted, blah blah" Then he dropped the bombshell..........

I had apparently woken his mother as I tried to climb into bed with her butt naked, when she tried to send me to bed I tried to hide in her wardrobe and she had to get hubby to get me back to bed.

Can you imagine how embarrassed I felt and the dread of having to go downstairs and face her.......Was awful...She never mentioned it bless her, think I scared the living daylights out of her:wah::wah::wah:

whwn nobody replys 2 my posts.

SlipStream;735253 wrote: whwn nobody replys 2 my posts.


What do you mean.....i don't see another post by you on here

kinks;735263 wrote: What do you mean.....i don't see another post by you on here


he is referring to the 2,900 posts hes already made lol:wah:

awwww lots of peeps here read a post, enjoy it but dont bother replying slippy, dont worry about it, I dont lol

kinks;735263 wrote: What do you mean.....i don't see another post by you on here


ment anywhere... part from word games

went out with me slippers on once