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Lemon puts on her innocent expression :)

it was a ........erm.............friend of a friend...........

.........who went to london with another friend as a teenager, and did not realise that said friend never bought the train tickets as she said she had..................and ended up legging it down the street from a furious ticket guard.:-1

right this is not nice and i am being honest............ok here goes

Some years ago i use to work in a dry cleaners,and we had some work men in and for some reason they thought i was and my work mates where there tea maids:mad:

Well i got asked to many times in one day for my liking so i made them a cup of tea and ........oh sorry but spat in there cups:-3 and you know they said it was a really nice cuppa:wah::wah:

well, I've shared this before but anyway it was when I kissed three boys at my 17th birthday party and only one of them was my boyfriend. Actually the other two kissed me...I just sort of let them.

Anyway that's as bad as I get....I don't want karma biting me in the ass. :-6

When I first met hubby I played a mean trick on him. Told him the party we were going to on the following Sat night was fancy dress. Told him id sorted him a costume out, he just needed to go to the shop to make sure it fit. Told him id meet him in the pub in an hour. He walked to that shop and had the woman tear the place upside down for his costume. An hour later he into the pub all hot and flustered saying they couldnt find it and getting into a flap only for us all to start pee'ing our pants laffing cos their was NEVER no costume and no fancy dress party:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

I have done loads of stuff and I cant tell my worst but Ive never done anything illegal....:sneaky:

This is gross but i thought it was funny

My step brother had ***** me off so much (can't remember what he did now) but i knew i would get him back for it.

So (i don't know if any of you know what nesquick cerial is? they are round chocolate balls) my step brother had made himself some the next morning and left it on the top whilst he went to do something.....so i went outside to our rabbit hutch and collected a couple of their droppings (they look just like the cerial) anyway i put them in his cerial :yh_sick he had a couple of spoon fulls then the 3rd or 4th one must have had the droppings in, cos he spat it out and looked like he was going to be sick :wah::wah:

Revenge is sweet......but not so sweet in his case :wah:

kinks;735565 wrote: This is gross but i thought it was funny

My step brother had ***** me off so much (can't remember what he did now) but i knew i would get him back for it.

So (i don't know if any of you know what nesquick cerial is? they are round chocolate balls) my step brother had made himself some the next morning and left it on the top whilst he went to do something.....so i went outside to our rabbit hutch and collected a couple of their droppings (they look just like the cerial) anyway i put them in his cerial :yh_sick he had a couple of spoon fulls then the 3rd or 4th one must have had the droppings in, cos he spat it out and looked like he was going to be sick :wah::wah:

Revenge is sweet......but not so sweet in his case :wah:


:wah::wah

I'm a good girl. I've never done anything bad! :wah:

All this thread does is warn me not to have dinner with any of you.:wah:

IcePrincess;735672 wrote: I really really don't believe that! :wah:


I'm serious, the worst thing I can think of, is when I was in highschool me and my best friend would pull the she staying at my house, me staying at her house, then staying out all night partying.

i called my coworker fat after I had too many drinks at the office happy hour

OOPS

I have done so many bad things but one comes to mind:o



I was 17 and working in an office, a friend was training someone on reception, the person she was training was from my department and she was called 'The She Devil' behind her back, she was in her 50's and stank of fish had hairy moles all over her face and had bad breath, she was married but had a fella on the side and used to talk about what she did with him in the hot tub etc, seriously gross, at 17 you think anyone over 30 doesn't have sex:rolleyes: Anyway I called my friend and asked if 'The She Devil' was still with her, to which she responded 'Yes, I'm still here'

I felt terrible, they had both headsets plugged into the switchboard. I was apologising for weeks after.



Another was at the same job, I had a team of engineers working on my area that I looked after, they all used to have pagers, I had started seeing one of the guys but no one knew as it was against company rules to date colleagues, anyway I sent a real filthy message to his pager, but I sent it to the link where the whole team of engineers received my message, they all pitched together and brought me a whip and handcuffs which they sent to the office

SuzyB;735918 wrote: I have done so many bad things but one comes to mind:o



I was 17 and working in an office, a friend was training someone on reception, the person she was training was from my department and she was called 'The She Devil' behind her back, she was in her 50's and stank of fish had hairy moles all over her face and had bad breath, she was married but had a fella on the side and used to talk about what she did with him in the hot tub etc, seriously gross, at 17 you think anyone over 30 doesn't have sex:rolleyes: Anyway I called my friend and asked if 'The She Devil' was still with her, to which she responded 'Yes, I'm still here'

I felt terrible, they had both headsets plugged into the switchboard. I was apologising for weeks after.



Another was at the same job, I had a team of engineers working on my area that I looked after, they all used to have pagers, I had started seeing one of the guys but no one knew as it was against company rules to date colleagues, anyway I sent a real filthy message to his pager, but I sent it to the link where the whole team of engineers received my message, they all pitched together and brought me a whip and handcuffs which they sent to the office


ohhhh megga cringeworthy stuff there Suz heh heh:wah:

Chezzie;735920 wrote: ohhhh megga cringeworthy stuff there Suz heh heh:wah:


I have done so many things, some are just to bad to include on this thread

SuzyB;735924 wrote: I have done so many things, some are just to bad to include on this thread


Same here Suz.............so many i cringe at the very thought lol:-2