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Who gives a rats ass what anyone is having for dinner or the last thing you held in your hand, or what song are you listening to?

Are you really that bored?

When did you have your last bowel movement? Orgasm? When did you last throw up? Do you pick your nose with your left or right hand? Scheesh!!!!:-5

:wah: Lon.

Well, how about tossing out some interesting topics we can sink our teeth into?? I'm up for it!

:yh_rotfl

Go Lon!

Oh dear....did you get out of bed the wrong side? :wah:

So, Lon...How long did it take you to type that?



Does it make you feel better?



Is there anything I can do to help you??



Rats asses are very important to some people ya know!:wah::wah::wah:

Right hand, pointing finger.

Snooze;736607 wrote: Right hand, pointing finger.


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

thank you, now I can sleep tonight!!:wah:

Lon;736592 wrote: Who gives a rats ass what anyone is having for dinner or the last thing you held in your hand, or what song are you listening to?

Are you really that bored?

When did you have your last bowel movement? Orgasm? When did you last throw up? Do you pick your nose with your left or right hand? Scheesh!!!!:-5


I love to know what everyone had for dinner, lots of recipe ideas

Its important to know what a person last held, never know one day it could be you!

Songs, songs songs, what a joy they are and something we can all share together.

Im never bored Lon.........Never

Last bowel movement was 5-45pm

Last orgasm was around 12-52am this morning, first came around 12-45, second at 12-49....

Last threw up Wednesday whilst brushing my teeth, not good with long objects in my mouth first thing in the morning.

Im a lady and I dont pick my nose but when im being a slut I use my right hand and finger is the one next to tommy thumb...

I just used the pointer on my left hand for variety.

Snooze;736620 wrote: I just used the pointer on my left hand for variety.


I just farted and tried to catch it to see if it was purple

Chezzie;736618 wrote: I love to know what everyone had for dinner, lots of recipe ideas

Its important to know what a person last held, never know one day it could be you!

Songs, songs songs, what a joy they are and something we can all share together.

Im never bored Lon.........Never

Last bowel movement was 5-45pm

Last orgasm was around 12-52am this morning, first came around 12-45, second at 12-49....

Last threw up Wednesday whilst brushing my teeth, not good with long objects in my mouth first thing in the morning.

Im a lady and I dont pick my nose but when im being a slut I use my right hand and finger is the one next to tommy thumb...


:wah:

love you to bits for that,

i just changed my light bulb and put on my pj's

[QUOTE=Chezzie;736618]I love to know what everyone had for dinner, lots of recipe ideas

Its important to know what a person last held, never know one day it could be you!

Songs, songs songs, what a joy they are and something we can all share together.

Im never bored Lon.........Never

Last bowel movement was 5-45pm

Last orgasm was around 12-52am this morning, first came around 12-45, second at 12-49....

Last threw up Wednesday whilst brushing my teeth, not good with long objects in my mouth first thing in the morning.

Im a lady and I dont pick my nose but when im being a slut I use my right hand and finger is the one next to tommy thumb...[/QUOTE]



:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl........that really made me laugh out loud

Chezzie;736625 wrote: I just farted and tried to catch it to see if it was purple


You should start a thread about it.

Chezzie;736618 wrote: I love to know what everyone had for dinner, lots of recipe ideas

Its important to know what a person last held, never know one day it could be you!

Songs, songs songs, what a joy they are and something we can all share together.

Im never bored Lon.........Never

Last bowel movement was 5-45pm

Last orgasm was around 12-52am this morning, first came around 12-45, second at 12-49....

Last threw up Wednesday whilst brushing my teeth, not good with long objects in my mouth first thing in the morning.

Im a lady and I dont pick my nose but when im being a slut I use my right hand and finger is the one next to tommy thumb...


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hey Lon,

Are you listening to "Howard Stern?" He always "Who gives a Rat's Ass...." and I love that saying...seriously...it's in my top 10 sayings.

Chezzie.....that was great...and I would love to see you try to catch your farts!!

WonderWendy3;736640 wrote: Chezzie.....that was great...and I would love to see you try to catch your farts!!


Bet you say that to all the girls:-4:-4:-4

Ill invite you to my next fartin an shartin party wendy:wah::wah::wah:

Chezzie;736645 wrote: Bet you say that to all the girls

Ill invite you to my next fartin an shartin party wendy


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

You know me too well already....



I can't wait for the party!!! Should we invite people that burp also, just for funzies??? lets live on the edge...whadda ya say... c'mon!!

:wah:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Wooooo !!! you are a very busy women..

[QUOTE]Originally Posted by Chezzie

I love to know what everyone had for dinner, lots of recipe ideas

Its important to know what a person last held, never know one day it could be you!

Songs, songs songs, what a joy they are and something we can all share together.

Im never bored Lon.........Never

Last bowel movement was 5-45pm

Last orgasm was around 12-52am this morning, first came around 12-45, second at 12-49....

Last threw up Wednesday whilst brushing my teeth, not good with long objects in my mouth first thing in the morning.

Im a lady and I dont pick my nose but when im being a slut I use my right hand and finger is the one next to tommy thumb... [/QUOTE]

Wendy lifes for living and if you want to belch you go right ahead hun:wah::wah::wah: Can you belch words??

Lon;736592 wrote: Who gives a rats ass what anyone is having for dinner or the last thing you held in your hand, or what song are you listening to?

Are you really that bored?



When did you have your last bowel movement? Orgasm? When did you last throw up? Do you pick your nose with your left or right hand? Scheesh!!!!:-5And a very merry christmas to you too Lon!

Come on Lon, your thread's going to hell in a handbasket. Please help.

Snooze, where are you? You are known to post some good stuff.

It's all cool. I get sick of too much fluff too, I understand your annoyance. (But now watch me be accused of criticizing again.) :rolleyes:

I don't think anybody here should EVER have ANY of their threads

singled out for criticism.



The way I see it, that's not the point of this place.

valerie;736663 wrote: I don't think anybody here should EVER have ANY of their threads

singled out for criticism.



The way I see it, that's not the point of this place.


Amen....Thanks Valerie you took the words right out of my mouth....:yh_worshp:yh_clap

I can belch the word "biatch"...my cousin taught me how to do it....I come from a long line of "talented belchers" actually...my brother can do the whole alphabet....



You can imagine the good times we have at family reunions....makes momma so darn tootin' proud!

WonderWendy3;736667 wrote: I can belch the word "biatch"...my cousin taught me how to do it....I come from a long line of "talented belchers" actually...my brother can do the whole alphabet....



You can imagine the good times we have at family reunions....makes momma so darn tootin' proud!


What a Gal:yh_worshp:yh_worshp:yh_worshp

Lon? You know I always jump up and down when you post. However, you sound a bit, well , cranky is everything ok? Fill our minds with suggestions of what you would like, and we will respond, hope all is well , wish you posted alot more though!!!!!!!

As has been said repeatedly, don't read the threads that don't interest you.

snooze, there isnt enough room in my head for the both of us, thats exactly what I thought girl!!! Nice too see you though:wah:

I just scratched my left breast on the bottom side!

Jeez.

RedGlitter;736692 wrote: Jeez.


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Im sure all those threads arent about, your dinner, music, farting, burping. sex and etc....So plenty here for everyone to get their jollies....Im not the intellectual type as you may of noticed so I stay out of the threads that dont interest me.

WonderWendy3;736690 wrote: I just scratched my left breast on the bottom side!


you rock my world:wah::wah::wah:

Chezzie, my comment was about the stupidity happening here.

Oh excuse me, I gotta go change my maxi pad.

Sorry...just trying to fit in.

RedGlitter;736699 wrote: Chezzie, my comment was about the stupidity happening here.

Oh excuse me, I gotta go change my maxi pad.

Sorry...just trying to fit in.


ooops I clicked quote instead of reply, my answer wasnt to you red, soz if you thought it was.....I dont work that way babes so soz again x

RedGlitter;736699 wrote: Chezzie, my comment was about the stupidity happening here.

Oh excuse me, I gotta go change my maxi pad.

Sorry...just trying to fit in.


I don't appreciate the insuation that I'm stupid....but oh well, I guess that it doesn't matter....

what a coincidence...I just changed my maxi pad too....

I just scratched my ass and then picked my nose.

Snooze;736706 wrote: I just scratched my ass and then picked my nose.


Im so childish and immature but Snooze I have tears rolling down my face, dunno whether its lack of sleep or the light hearted relief that some peeps here are just like me lol...:wah::wah::wah: I never want to grow up and learn big words....EVER!!!:wah:

Hey wendy my boob quit hurting..maybe I was contagious



:wah:

Sheryl;736712 wrote: Hey wendy my boob quit hurting..maybe I was contagious



:wah:


It might be because I scratched mine and that sent the vibes to Texas to yours to feel better!!:wah::wah:

I'm glad they are happy boobies now!:)

they are real perky too. I like this new bra!

Sheryl;736714 wrote: they are real perky too. I like this new bra!


Nothing like Perky boobies in a new bra!!

What color is it???:D:wah::wah:

shake yer tictacs Sheryl

jimbo;736722 wrote: i love the sig wenders:D


Thanks Jimbo....:-4

Bah Humbug!!! Eat a Reindeer.

If I want to see or hear about boobies I can look in the mirror!



JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Lon;736592 wrote: Who gives a rats ass what anyone is having for dinner or the last thing you held in your hand, or what song are you listening to?

Are you really that bored?



When did you have your last bowel movement? Orgasm? When did you last throw up? Do you pick your nose with your left or right hand? Scheesh!!!!:-5


I agree with your sentiments on threads of this type. Other threads common on some forums (which often attract regular posts) are:



What I did or plan to do today

What I ate today

What I drank today

What I'm listening to

What I watched today

Numerous variations of word association games



I used to think I was on my own thinking such threads are boring & dull. I don't deny they bring pleasure to some but they do little for me. This grumpy old man is on your side!

You know what threads bug me?

Good morning, everyone! I just woke up

or

Good night everyone, I'm going to bed now

That same thing, started as a new thread, everyday. I don't think I've seen that here, but another forum I was on was filled with inanity like that.:-5