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I seem to get erections at the most in opportune times when there is absolutely no way to relieve the symptoms. They are frequently painful and long lasting, like when I am in an elevator or on a escalator. Sometimes when I hear someone's cell phone ring, it will trigger an immediate erection. This can often be embarrassing when you are wearing form fitting trousers and don't have a jacket or sweater to cover the problem. I would appreciate any advice from you guys as to how you handle a similar situation.

Think of your Mom.



































































Then think of her naked...:wah:

Lon;738142 wrote: I seem to get erections at the most in opportune times when there is absolutely no way to relieve the symptoms. They are frequently painful and long lasting, like when I am in an elevator or on a escalator. Sometimes when I hear someone's cell phone ring, it will trigger an immediate erection. This can often be embarrassing when you are wearing form fitting trousers and don't have a jacket or sweater to cover the problem. I would appreciate any advice from you guys as to how you handle a similar situation.


You could just try using the elevators for what they intended

Use the stairs instead of the eleveator!:D

or get larger pants

or stop following women with cell phones

Ohhhhhh .........sorry I just read the title, I didn't realize this was a Men Only thread

..... :driving: :driving: :driving:

Since when is an erection painful?

You need a Doc, Lon.

Pheasy?

Where is that elevator?

:p

Am i the only woman who never looks at men's groins?

Maybe I should in future, might notice something interesting! :wah:

Jack's Dad asked: "Since when is an erection painful?"

AFTER THREE HOURS

Lon;738274 wrote: Jack's Dad asked: "Since when is an erection painful?"

AFTER THREE HOURS


And in those three hours, you couldn't figure out how to get rid of it? :wah:

My advice is stop taking the viagra. If you are not on viagra then go to the doctor because 3 hour erections are not normal.

Galbally;738283 wrote: My advice is stop taking the viagra. If you are not on viagra then go to the doctor because 3 hour erections are not normal.


That's two votes for the Doc, Lon.

Defo get off the Viagra.

Lon;738274 wrote: Jack's Dad asked: "Since when is an erection painful?"



AFTER THREE HOURS
So why didn't you get off the elevator within those "3" hours!? :p:wah::D

Should of asked your feathered friend for a helping hand:wah::wah:

Chezzie;738315 wrote: Should of asked your feathered friend for a helping hand:wah::wah:
Heeeeeey, you're not a men only!!! :p:D

ooops sowwy I erm took a wrong turn.....silly me:p

cars;738320 wrote: Heeeeeey, you're not a men only!!! :p:D


I'm in drag, is it okay for me to be here? :sneaky:

JacksDad;738190 wrote: Since when is an erection painful?

You need a Doc, Lon.

Pheasy?

Where is that elevator?

:p


:wah: :wah:

Florida I think

Lon;738274 wrote: Jack's Dad asked: "Since when is an erection painful?"

AFTER THREE HOURS


:yh_rotfl Yeah right!!!

Chezzie;738341 wrote: ooops sowwy I erm took a wrong turn.....silly me:p


Dang! girl, you told me to follow you. You could of warned me you were leading me into a men only thread :sneaky:













I'd of run faster and got in ahead of you



Oh I did

ThePheasant;738392 wrote: Dang! girl, you told me to follow you. You could of warned me you were leading me into a men only thread :sneaky:













I'd of run faster and got in ahead of you



Oh I did


hah hah...pervy pheasy:D:D

Lon , ONE tablet of Viagra as directed, not One tablet as needed

Indian Princess;738425 wrote: Lon , ONE tablet of Viagra as directed, not One tablet as neededsnicker............. :wah:

I had a three hour erection once, well a few times. Those were the days. Sucks getting older.

This thread gets my seal of approval; especially since the title was posted so that every woman in the Garden would look.

No one has wood for three hours straight!

Ya gots to have at least 20 to 30 seconds to energize.

Snooze;738347 wrote: I'm in drag, is it okay for me to be here? :sneaky:


:yh_rotfl

Sure, why not?

ThePheasant;738388 wrote: :wah: :wah:

Florida I think


I wouldn't doubt that.

:p

JacksDad;738475 wrote: No one has wood for three hours straight!

Ya gots to have at least 20 to 30 seconds to energize.




Drink a V-8 and go at it again. Good times. Did you see my pictures?

I'm in drag too.

http://www.clevelandclinic.org/health/h ... 0/2908.asp

If this is a serious thread and not just the usual off colour jokings, go see your doc. Priapism is a medical condition and should be taken seriously.

I'm pretty sure Lon was mocking the thread "Women only!"

Snooze;738507 wrote: I'm pretty sure Lon was mocking the thread "Women only!"


At least one FG member gets it. CONGRATS!!!

Yes, I didn't think this was likely to be genuine, but if it is... grin... he should see a doctor.

I've never yet met a woman who liked a bloke with a permanent hard on. Much too tiring. Like "All you can eat" restaurants spoil things. A good meal needs a beginning, a middle and an end.

:-6

Ed:

My post crossed with yours, Lon

I'm very relieved to hear you're comfortably limp once again.

KB.;738479 wrote: Drink a V-8 and go at it again. Good times. Did you see my pictures?


You took pictures of it...........where where:p:p:p:wah:

Dear Lon, Of course "we" women knew it was a Joke, Man complaining of a three hour hard on over 50 years of age?????:wah::wah

Lon;738142 wrote: I seem to get erections at the most in opportune times when there is absolutely no way to relieve the symptoms. They are frequently painful and long lasting, like when I am in an elevator or on a escalator. Sometimes when I hear someone's cell phone ring, it will trigger an immediate erection. This can often be embarrassing when you are wearing form fitting trousers and don't have a jacket or sweater to cover the problem. I would appreciate any advice from you guys as to how you handle a similar situation.


I assume that you were going up:wah:

Sweetie, if Mike came too me with a three hour errection, .................................

Um, ah, I just dont see the problem honey!:wah::wah:

I suspect you would after a while IP.

:sneaky:

Lon;738142 wrote: I seem to get erections at the most in opportune times when there is absolutely no way to relieve the symptoms. They are frequently painful and long lasting, like when I am in an elevator or on a escalator. Sometimes when I hear someone's cell phone ring, it will trigger an immediate erection. This can often be embarrassing when you are wearing form fitting trousers and don't have a jacket or sweater to cover the problem. I would appreciate any advice from you guys as to how you handle a similar situation.


Oh you lucky man

Alright then lads, if this is the men only thread, how long do you need after erm, well you know, doing the deed. Before you are up for having another go? :guitarist













Its usually about 9 months for me! :wah:

If I were a man and had a 3 hour erection, I'd be walking around pointing at my watch, then at my crotch and telling people, 3 hours now.

That's just wrong. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I love this thread, since I'm a woman I've only been reading...have nothing to contribute since I've never had a 3 hour erection....but I sure have had fun with .....well anyway............

for the record, and I know people don't believe this...I do know someone that had an erection for over 3 hours, no drugs were involved, (well, maybe illegal, not viagra is what I mean) He was a health nut at the time and claimed his "endurance" to eating healthy......:-6



I have said my piece....it will be hard to not come back here again, perhaps in the morining I wood reconsider it! :):wah:

jimbo;739271 wrote: sorry peg i did not mean are you jj





i thought it would of been something he would say


I knew what you meant. :wah:

WW? Where is this health nut at? :sneaky:

Peg;739283 wrote: I knew what you meant. :wah:



WW? Where is this health nut at? :sneaky:
Check towards the bottom of the bag. thats where the healthy ones hang out..:wah: