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what would you do? :wah:

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1. Dress up in ladies clothes making sure I wore a basque, suspenders and a thong to really get the feel of it.

2. Spend 20 mins listening to myself pee whilst sitting down and painting my nails silver.

3. Ask a stranger if I can try their ice cream cone.

4. For a whole day put a word at the end of every sentence like 'Whoa!'.

5. Pick a spontaneous fight with a shrub, then get up and claim I were provoked.

6.Throw around an invisible ball and see if I can get people to join me in a game of catch.

7.Talk only in famous catchphrases from movies.

8. Stick blueberries up my nose and see how far I can shoot them .

9. Start hitting myself in the head and say, SHUT up all of you - SHUT UP especially you Jimbo.

10. Spend 10 minutes talking directly into a corner mailbox. Making sure people can hear me apologizing profusely, and promising to be good from now on, and calling the box "Babycakes." :wah:

If I were Nomad for a day I would gift my motorcycle to that YZGI dude..

I think I'd just be making myself laugh.

Sheryl;742110 wrote: what would you do? :wah:




I'd stay in bed and cover up my head.

Chezzie;742117 wrote: 1. Dress up in ladies clothes making sure I wore a basque, suspenders and a thong to really get the feel of it.

2. Spend 20 mins listening to myself pee whilst sitting down and painting my nails silver.

3. Ask a stranger if I can try their ice cream cone.

4. For a whole day put a word at the end of every sentence like 'Whoa!'.

5. Pick a spontaneous fight with a shrub, then get up and claim I were provoked.

6.Throw around an invisible ball and see if I can get people to join me in a game of catch.

7.Talk only in famous catchphrases from movies.

8. Stick blueberries up my nose and see how far I can shoot them .

9. Start hitting myself in the head and say, SHUT up all of you - SHUT UP especially you Jimbo.

10. Spend 10 minutes talking directly into a corner mailbox. Making sure people can hear me apologizing profusely, and promising to be good from now on, and calling the box "Babycakes." :wah:


oh yeah! you're a keeper!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

oh, man.... if i were Nomad for a day. hmmmm.

well first of all, i wouldn't have to shave. that'd be GREAT. cuz shaving is a 3 hour ordeal for me. so i'd get to sleep in a little.

not that there will be much sleeping, hehehehehe. Have you seen his lady?? she's SMOKIN'!!

eventually the "voices" would start hollering and i would have to get up. I can't wait to see what it's like taking the meds Nomad does. My God. that'll be great.

i don't know that i will like having to wear the Tinfoil hat all day, but i'm sure i'll manage.

so... all that right there would take, what, 30 minutes?

i guess the rest of the day i would take my imaginary friends to the lake and feed the ducks, trying to convince them that Mankind would make decent slaves for the Galactic Mallard Empire.

I would dance all day long, like his smilie guy.

i know what i'd do if i were Sheryl.....

stay in bed and play with "my" boobs ALL day.

that'd be sweet.

:wah::wah:

So we gotta hide this thread, cause I don't want all my tinfoil disappearing if Nomad see's this. :-3

:wah:

If I were nomad for the day i would come up with useless suggestions

oh yes and wear his smiley expression,:wah:

and i would just chill :wah:

do you really look like that Nomie? :sneaky:

If I were nomad for a day, I would not change a thing! I think nomad is perfect the way nomad is!

Chezzie;742117 wrote: 1. Dress up in ladies clothes making sure I wore a basque, suspenders and a thong to really get the feel of it.

2. Spend 20 mins listening to myself pee whilst sitting down and painting my nails silver.

3. Ask a stranger if I can try their ice cream cone.

4. For a whole day put a word at the end of every sentence like 'Whoa!'.

5. Pick a spontaneous fight with a shrub, then get up and claim I were provoked.

6.Throw around an invisible ball and see if I can get people to join me in a game of catch.

7.Talk only in famous catchphrases from movies.

8. Stick blueberries up my nose and see how far I can shoot them .

9. Start hitting myself in the head and say, SHUT up all of you - SHUT UP especially you Jimbo.

10. Spend 10 minutes talking directly into a corner mailbox. Making sure people can hear me apologizing profusely, and promising to be good from now on, and calling the box "Babycakes." :wah:




LMAO!!!!!!!:wah::wah:

Nomie, I think your wonderful! Your not someone just a mother could love:wah:

You bring , life too the forum, sooooooooooo.....Can I borrow the Harlie, I'll put on some fake tats and look bitchin:sneaky:

If I were Nomad for a day, I'd ask that nice RedGlitter out on a trip to the local museum so we could talk about art! Yep. That's what I'd do. No tinfoil required.