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just in case any one is thinking have i got any more serious posts don't worry this is just the tip of the iceberg





Theres no need to threaten us.

but why drown all the passengers?

or was it demanded by hollywood so they could make epic films about it

Really? Cool!

Nah seriously for a minute (sorry I know, I know I hate being an oceanic killjoy) there are a few issues to clear up. If the Titanic didn't sink, but its exact copy the Olympic sailed with the Titanic name on it, and all the passangers, then what's the difference except for the name on the side? It seems a bit odd. I have several other questions for special investigative agent "Man in Black" Jimbo.

So what happened to the real one?

Was Elvis on Board?

Were there any men with orange wigs on board taking potshots at US presidents with magic bullets?

Did Lady Di's mates tell her to avoid sailing that day at all costs because MI7 were out to get her?

Was the captain acting under orders of the Grey aliens who took the passangers off for Edwardian sex experiments on their secret ice-berg space base?

Will Villa make top six? (unrelated, but hey its important to me alroight?)

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He mocks you Jimbo.

If you need it to be a conspiracy then you just roll with it.

jimbo;742868 wrote: boy this being serious is a lot harder than it looks :p but at least you guys can see how much fun being a moron is now and ruining peoples threads is pretty cool as you guys have found out


But what about the Villa?

Nobody would confuse the Villa with the Titanic, it was far smaller. HMT Aston Villa was heavily damaged on 30 April 1940 by German dive bombers in Kroken Bay near Namsos, Norway and scuttled three days later. In the National Arboretum at Alrewas near Lichfield there's a memorial plaque to the crew who died, and there's another in Norway.

Clinton on the Titanic

Reagan, Nixon and Clinton are on the Titanic.

The ship hits the iceberg and sinks slowly.

Everybody starts screaming, panicking, etc.

Reagan shouts: "Women and children first."

Nixon goes: "F**k the women."

Clinton replies: "Do you think we have time?"