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the post by carolly been removed and when i clicked on it it said admin requires a password?

It's not so much removed as shifted sideways. The password's 1234 - I didn't think that was still being asked for but it's hard to tell from where I'm sat.

spot;742813 wrote: It's not so much removed as shifted sideways. The password's 1234 - I didn't think that was still being asked for but it's hard to tell from where I'm sat.


why are you sat on the Loo :wah::wah:

Chezzie;742815 wrote: why are you sat on the Loo :wah::wah:


No, I'm just different.

It was a joke I put on that I thought to be very funny and still do. I must admit it was abit strong but words were blanked out ....also I did say I hope it dont offend anybody. FG took it off and I must honour that and also be thankful that the monitors here do there job so well unlike many sites.......I dont know where it is though lol.....prob in the dustbin!!!!!

spot;742816 wrote: No, I'm just different.


i like different :-6 good for you:wah::wah:

Carolly;742822 wrote: It was a joke I put on that I thought to be very funny and still do. I must admit it was abit strong but words were blanked out ....also I did say I hope it dont offend anybody. FG took it off and I must honour that and also be thankful that the monitors here do there job so well unlike many sites.......I dont know where it is though lol.....prob in the dustbin!!!!!


No, it's in Skewed News & Humor instead of where it started out in General Conversation, that's all. The thread's here.

Carolly;742822 wrote: It was a joke I put on that I thought to be very funny and still do. I must admit it was abit strong but words were blanked out ....also I did say I hope it dont offend anybody. FG took it off and I must honour that and also be thankful that the monitors here do there job so well unlike many sites.......I dont know where it is though lol.....prob in the dustbin!!!!!


shakes head, tuts loudly, and wraggles finger.

spot;742834 wrote: No, it's in Skewed News & Humor instead of where it started out in General Conversation, that's all. The thread's here.
Fanks Spot for that...........oh dear Im in trouble me finks:rolleyes:;)

lemon_and_mint;742839 wrote: shakes head, tuts loudly, and wraggles finger.
Sorry Lemony but I still fink its funny.........I know Im bad.......I cant help it!!!!!:rolleyes::o

Carolly;742842 wrote: Sorry Lemony but I still fink its funny.........I know Im bad.......I cant help it!!!!!:rolleyes::o


I've seen it before - it was side splitting then and it's hilarious now.

Here's one for you to try :-



In the event of finding oneself in the county of Essex (after boarding the wrong train, for example, or taking an enforced traffic diversion), familiarity with some of the colloquial language in common usage in that country may be helpful.



alma chizzit - A request to find the cost of an item



amant - Quantity; sum total ("Thez a yuge amant of mud in Saffend")



awss - A four legged animal, on which money is won, or more likely lost ("That awss ya tipped cost me a fiver t'day")



branna - More brown than on a previous occasion ("Ere, Trace, ya look branna today, ave you been on a sunbed?")



bruvva - Male relative sharing same parents ("Me bruvva's back in court on Tuesday")



cort a panda - A Large hamburger



dan in the maff - Unhappy ("Wossmatta, Trace, ya look a bit dan in the maff")



eye-eels - Women's shoes affording significant elevation to the wearer



Furrock - The location of Lakeside Shopping Centre



garrij - A building where a car is kept or repaired (Trace: "Oi, Darren, I fink the motah needs ta go in the garrij cos it aint working proper, innit")



Ibeefa - Balaeric holiday island



innit - Modifier, usually at end of sentence, to check or clarify that a statement is accurate or understood (see "garrij" above - "it ain't working proper, innit")



lafarjik- Lacking in energy ("I feel all lafarjik")



oi oi! - Traditional greeting. Often heard from the doorway of pubs or during banging dance tunes at clubs



owssband - Unable to leave the house because of illness, disability etc



paipa - The Sun, The Mirror or The Sport



reband- The period of recovery and emotional turmoil after rejection by a loved one ("I couldn't elp it, I wuz on the reband from Craig")



Saffend - Essex coastal resort boasting the longest pleasure pier in the world. The place where the characters from TV's, popular soap opera, Eastenders go on holiday



shu'up - Direct request for quiet ("shu' up, I'm tryiner watch Eastenders")



tan - London , the big smoke ( "I'm goin up tan")



war'er - transparent colourless liquid; molecular structure characterised by two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom; vital to all lifeforms



webbats - Querying the location of something or someone. ("Webbats is me dole card Trace? I've gotta sign on in arf hour")



wonnid - 1. Desired, needed. 2. Wanted by the police

heh heh i can just imagine carolly saying some of those :wah::wah:

Bryn Mawr;742849 wrote: I've seen it before - it was side splitting then and it's hilarious now.

Here's one for you to try :-



In the event of finding oneself in the county of Essex (after boarding the wrong train, for example, or taking an enforced traffic diversion), familiarity with some of the colloquial language in common usage in that country may be helpful.



alma chizzit - A request to find the cost of an item



amant - Quantity; sum total ("Thez a yuge amant of mud in Saffend")



awss - A four legged animal, on which money is won, or more likely lost ("That awss ya tipped cost me a fiver t'day")



branna - More brown than on a previous occasion ("Ere, Trace, ya look branna today, ave you been on a sunbed?")



bruvva - Male relative sharing same parents ("Me bruvva's back in court on Tuesday")



cort a panda - A Large hamburger



dan in the maff - Unhappy ("Wossmatta, Trace, ya look a bit dan in the maff")



eye-eels - Women's shoes affording significant elevation to the wearer



Furrock - The location of Lakeside Shopping Centre



garrij - A building where a car is kept or repaired (Trace: "Oi, Darren, I fink the motah needs ta go in the garrij cos it aint working proper, innit")



Ibeefa - Balaeric holiday island



innit - Modifier, usually at end of sentence, to check or clarify that a statement is accurate or understood (see "garrij" above - "it ain't working proper, innit")



lafarjik- Lacking in energy ("I feel all lafarjik")



oi oi! - Traditional greeting. Often heard from the doorway of pubs or during banging dance tunes at clubs



owssband - Unable to leave the house because of illness, disability etc



paipa - The Sun, The Mirror or The Sport



reband- The period of recovery and emotional turmoil after rejection by a loved one ("I couldn't elp it, I wuz on the reband from Craig")



Saffend - Essex coastal resort boasting the longest pleasure pier in the world. The place where the characters from TV's, popular soap opera, Eastenders go on holiday



shu'up - Direct request for quiet ("shu' up, I'm tryiner watch Eastenders")



tan - London , the big smoke ( "I'm goin up tan")



war'er - transparent colourless liquid; molecular structure characterised by two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom; vital to all lifeforms



webbats - Querying the location of something or someone. ("Webbats is me dole card Trace? I've gotta sign on in arf hour")



wonnid - 1. Desired, needed. 2. Wanted by the policeFanks for that Bryn..........its great lol it really is!!!;)

Chezzie;742850 wrote: heh heh i can just imagine carolly saying some of those
Excuse me madam.............Im a bleedin lady ok..............gawd as if I would......:wah::wah::rolleyes:;)