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After serious & cautious consideration ..... your contract of friendship has been renewed for the new year 2009.

It was a very hard decision to make! So try to be more friendly and caring next year you lot ok:rolleyes:

I am giving you another chance so ...... don't muck it up! 'coz it's impossible to find a friend who is, 96% funky, 97% kind, 98% loving, 99% talented and 100% sweet .... so don't lose me ..... OK...! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl........

Carolly;743070 wrote: After serious & cautious consideration ..... your contract of friendship has been renewed for the new year 2008.

It was a very hard decision to make! So try to be more friendly and caring next year you lot ok:rolleyes:

I am giving you another chance so ...... don't muck it up! 'coz it's impossible to find a friend who is, 96% funky, 97% kind, 98% loving, 99% talented and 100% sweet .... so don't lose me ..... OK...! :yh_rotfl.......


As John McEnroe would say "YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS"

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly ya big eejit :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Love ya to bits :-4

G#Gill;743073 wrote: As John McEnroe would say "YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS"

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
GO AWAY!"!!!!!!GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR(Excuse this person people..........she jests of course...she knows how sweet i am really:)):driving:Im gonna kill 'er!:-5;)

a friend who is, 96% funky, 97% kind, 98% loving, 99% talented and 100% sweet .... so don't lose me ..... OK...! ........

and who was absent from school when they covered percentages!:wah:

Carolly,

I would like to thank you for renewing my contract particularly as I have clearly fallen short of the contractual requirements during 2007.

Funky 54.5%, I thought I was 99%, but my daughters clearly stated that my being funky was just purely embarrassing for them.



97% kind, I believe that I achieved this target, but unfortunately the achievement was overshadowed by the 3% unkindness.

98% loving, this could be achievable if I was capable of loving.

99% talented. Talent comes in many shapes and forms, I think that I achieve this through karaoke alone; however my audiences may have other opinions.

100% sweet, ¦ 100% sweat I can promises, sweet I need to work on.

However I look forward to the next year of working towards these achievements.

Mikeinie

pinkchick;743074 wrote: Carolly ya big eejit :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Love ya to bits :-4Ahhhhh fanks PC...............Ere whats an eejit fgs...hope its nice!!!!!!Somehow me dont fink so:p;)

lemon_and_mint;743076 wrote: a friend who is, 96% funky, 97% kind, 98% loving, 99% talented and 100% sweet .... so don't lose me ..... OK...! ........

and who was absent from school when they covered percentages!:wah:


Ere lemony has Gill sent you here!!!:D;)

mikeinie;743077 wrote: Carolly,

I would like to thank you for renewing my contract particularly as I have clearly fallen short of the contractual requirements during 2007.

Funky 54.5%, I thought I was 99%, but my daughters clearly stated that my being funky was just purely embarrassing for them.



97% kind, I believe that I achieved this target, but unfortunately the achievement was overshadowed by the 3% unkindness.

98% loving, this could be achievable if I was capable of loving.

99% talented. Talent comes in many shapes and forms, I think that I achieve this through karaoke alone; however my audiences may have other opinions.

100% sweet, ¦ 100% sweat I can promises, sweet I need to work on.

However I look forward to the next year of working towards these achievements.

B

MikeinieBlimey girls its a geezer!!!!!Quick lock the doors!!!!Does me hair look ok????Right let me put on my best talk........................How nice it is of you Mike to drop in and visit this establishment and thankyou soooooo much for your great comments. Please dont be a stranger as your always welcome..............there........I bet he finks Im dead posh now:wah::rolleyes:;)

Carolly;743078 wrote: Ahhhhh fanks PC...............Ere whats an eejit fgs...hope its nice!!!!!!Somehow me dont fink so:p;)


Aaaww woman - what are you like??? :wah:

Eejit - funny person :-4

pinkchick;743089 wrote: Aaaww woman - what are you like??? :wah:

Eejit - funny person :-4
Phewwwwwwwwww......you had me worried then PC:rolleyes:....but fanks:wah:;)

Awwww Carolly, Your such a 100% loon and we love ya for it

I will strive to hit your targets and Im glad you renewed, just one thing...Have you ever considered wigs???Might save you precious time and help you reach those elusive 100% targets:wah::wah:

2008 is gonna be a fab year Carolly.....:-6

Chezzie;743099 wrote: Awwww Carolly, Your such a 100% loon and we love ya for it

I will strive to hit your targets and Im glad you renewed, just one thing...Have you ever considered wigs???Might save you precious time and help you reach those elusive 100% targets

2008 is gonna be a fab year Carolly..






Wigs??????Ere you saying me hairs a bleedin mess woman!!!!!:-5Tell yer..........me good mate Gill will be after you for insulting me............come to fink of it...........bet she told you to say that!!!!!I will have you know Mrs that no wig can match upto these golden locks:p..............mind you a big hat may look good as I heard it improves yer looks they say..........the bigger the better in my case:wah:.Oh I hope its gonna be a good 2008 babe I really do..........;)xxx

Oh Carolly, id never insult your hair love, was trying to be helpful cos in the FOC'ers your always saying about yer barnett etc so as your percentages wernt upto par, I thought a wig may of been the answer:sneaky:

Chezzie;743144 wrote: Oh Carolly, id never insult your hair love, was trying to be helpful cos in the FOC'ers your always saying about yer barnett etc so as your percentages wernt upto par, I thought a wig may of been the answer:sneaky:
Ok I forgive you lovely Welsh lady;):):wah:xxxx

Carolly;743146 wrote: Ok I forgive you lovely Welsh lady;):):wah:xxxx


fanks babes:-6:-6:-6

Chezzie;743147 wrote: fanks babesOh gawd..........now we have a Welsh Cockney in the camp:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl;)

Carolly;743150 wrote: Oh gawd..........now we have a Welsh Cockney in the camp:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl;)


hah hah and im not even Welsh...lmao:wah::wah:

Chezzie;743151 wrote: hah hah and im not even Welsh...lmao:wah::wah:
Ok smarty pants....what are yer!!!!!:-5:p:rolleyes::wah:

Carolly;743152 wrote: Ok smarty pants....what are yer!!!!!:-5:p:rolleyes::wah:


Am English Carolly, was born in Chester but I live in North Wales:-6:-6

Chezzie;743153 wrote: Am English Carolly, was born in Chester but I live in North WalesChester?????Well someone has to come from there I guess:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:p;)

Carolly;743157 wrote: Chester?????Well someone has to come from there I guess:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:p;)


Carolly and Chezzie... you 2 crack me up :wah:

Carolly;743157 wrote: Chester?????Well someone has to come from there I guess)


:wah::wah::wah:

Chester is lovely:):-6

pinkchick;743159 wrote: Carolly and Chezzie... you 2 crack me up :wah:Ere PC Im sure she is Gills lovechild:wah::wah::D;)

[QUOTE=Chezzie;74316

Chester is lovely[/QUOTE]So is my Garden but I wouldn't wanna live out there:wah::wah::wah::rolleyes:;)

Carolly;743163 wrote: Ere PC Im sure she is Gills lovechild:wah::D;)


Oh my!! Wait 'til Gill hears that!!

Handbags at 10 paces me thinks :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carol, me little mini fruit cake, I think you're mixing Chester up with Chesterfield matey :wah::wah::wah:

Hi Chezzie, me little migrant, and PC me little rose !!:wah::wah:

Carolly;743164 wrote: So is my Garden but I wouldn't wanna live out there)


lmao.....erm I have seen your garden, not yer lady garden obviously No I havent im sure we have touched on it, no not literally just its popped up in conversation, oh maybe that was Kaz's...ohhh never mind anyways...You have a lovely garden and I would live in it but the dollies would be banned:wah::wah::wah:

Chezzie, you could do worse ----------------- I think :wah::wah::wah:

pinkchick;743165 wrote: Oh my!! Wait 'til Gill hears that!!

Handbags at 10 paces me thinks :yh_rotfl:yh_rotflLook PC I aint afraid of the old bat................hell there she is>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

CAROL I've got my

on you Mrs. :wah::wah:

Carolly;743169 wrote: Look PC I aint afraid of the old bat................hell there she is>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


Ooooohhh Giiiiiiiiiillllllllll...........

Come back in here missus.....:sneaky:

Gill, id be proud if I was your love child:-4:-4:-4

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgur ... 2%26sa%3DN

some info on Chester there Carolly, we have a fabulous Zoo

Chezzie;743167 wrote: lmao.....erm I have seen your garden, not yer lady garden obviously No I havent im sure we have touched on it, no not literally just its popped up in conversation, oh maybe that was Kaz's...ohhh never mind anyways...You have a lovely garden and I would live in it but the dollies would be bannedLEAVE MY DOLLS ALONE GRRRRRRRRRRRRRight Im gonna put up more pictures of em now:wah::wah::wah::rolleyes:

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You have dolls that remind me of Carla the hawaiin beauty and Betty Boop and...dundundun Chukky arghhhhhh:wah::wah::wah:

pinkchick;743171 wrote: Ooooohhh Giiiiiiiiiillllllllll...........

Come back in here missus.....:sneaky:
Anywayyyyy I aint scared of her............at her age the only excitement she has is eating her porridge oats:wah::wah::wah:

Chezzie;743172 wrote: Gill, id be proud if I was your love child:-4:-4:-4

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgur ... 2%26sa%3DN

some info on Chester there Carolly, we have a fabulous Zoo Nowwwwww I know where you escaped from.........ye that says it all!!!!!:D:D:rolleyes:

Chezzie;743172 wrote: Gill, id be proud if I was your love childYer having a laugh:wah:ERE GILL SHES TAKIN THE PEE OUT OF YOU MATE:wah::wah::D:rolleyes:;)

Carolly;743175 wrote: Anywayyyyy I aint scared of her............at her age the only excitement she has is eating her porridge oats:wah::wah::wah:


Good god in heaven Missus woman!!

You are endless!!!!!:wah::wah:

Nah she's not Mrs, Chezzie recognises quality, don't you Chez ? :wah::wah:

This is supposed to be Barnet ! If that is what Carol's hair looks like, no wonder she's worried !!!!:wah::wah:



A bit higgledy piggledy innit :wah::wah:

pinkchick;743183 wrote: Good god in heaven Missus woman!!

You are endless!!!!!:wah::wah:
Ere PC...........Did you know our Gill was a Pin Up Girl????She had men throwing emselves at her....they went mad over her.............................................not really PC but schhhh I thought Id give her her moment of happiness.....:wah:;)

heh heh seriously id be proud to have either of you as my love mum:-4...Just dont buy me any dollies Carolly cos I do find them quite disturbing:-3..Stick to Tiny Tears lol

G#Gill;743186 wrote: This is supposed to be Barnet ! If that is what Carol's hair looks like, no wonder she's worried !!!!
Grrrrrrrr Id insult you dewdrop but nature beat me to it;):wah::wah:

Chezzie;743189 wrote: heh heh seriously id be proud to have either of you as my love mum:-4...Just dont buy me any dollies Carolly cos I do find them quite disturbing:-3..Stick to Tiny Tears lol
Oi!!!!!!I aint old enough to be yer bleedin mother ffs.....................Gill is though.........infact shes old enough to be yer bleedin grandmother!!!!:wah::wah::rolleyes:

I'm afraid I've got to love you all and leave you, cos the boss is chuntering (he's just got back from walking the dog !). I have a load of stuff to do, but I may be on in a while. Now Carol no slagging me off while I'm not here to defend myself grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :wah::wah: :-3

Carolly;743190 wrote: Grrrrrrrr Id insult you dewdrop but nature beat me to it;):wah::wah:


shouldnt laff but :wah::wah: what a put down...so funny but obviously not true

Chezzie;743194 wrote: shouldnt laff but :wah::wah: what a put down...so funny but obviously not true
OH YES IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:wah::wah::wah:

G#Gill;743193 wrote: I'm afraid I've got to love you all and leave you, cos the boss is chuntering (he's just got back from walking the dog !). I have a load of stuff to do, but I may be on in a while. Now Carol no slagging me off while I'm not here to defend myself grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Its ok me little sweetchops Im going out now so I wont be able to.....anyway.....as if I would!!!Im deeply hurt you should fink that!!!!! (silly old bat):rolleyes::wah::D;)BYE GUYS FOR NOWXXXXX

Carolly;743188 wrote: Ere PC...........Did you know our Gill was a Pin Up Girl????She had men throwing emselves at her....they went mad over her.............................................not really PC but schhhh I thought Id give her her moment of happiness.....:wah:;)


You are just too funny! :wah: