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Here is my idea for a game. All players need to volunteer here.

We need two 'accused' FG members - the accusation will be decided once we know who these people are. There is one rule about accusation - it must be a comical christmas/garden related crime FG members will suggest crime.

Anyone can ask one question of both accused.

We will then put it to vote (after 24hrs of questioning), on who is guilty.



We will need a volunteer who will be judge and decide sentencing - could be based on suggestions.

So come on FG peeps, what are you going to volunteer for?

I'll volunteer for either the accused or the judge, either one.

Who stole the mistletoe! And left a fruitcake in it's place!

chonsigirl;744214 wrote: Who stole the mistletoe! And left a fruitcake in it's place!


Okay ... so here is the crime that Me and Red are accused of ... who is willing to be judge for final sentencing?

This looks like it would be fun Pheasy! I wish i had time to play.

I haven't been able to get in here much lately. I did get to hear your voice the other day on RG's thread. I loved it,:-4 i listened to it about 4 times.:p

If I dont get to talk to you again before Christmas, I hope your day is wonderful and MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!

Here come de Judge............

I'm not taking part, unless I know Henry Fonda's on the jury!!!..

Lisa;744333 wrote: This looks like it would be fun Pheasy! I wish i had time to play.

I haven't been able to get in here much lately. I did get to hear your voice the other day on RG's thread. I loved it,:-4 i listened to it about 4 times.:p

If I dont get to talk to you again before Christmas, I hope your day is wonderful and MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!


Lisa :-4 it seems like ages since we chatted. :-4

Have a great Christmas Lisa, chat soon :-4

Okay Chookie is the judge. Red and I are the accused. One of us stole the FG mistletoe and replaced it with an FG fruitcake (mmmm I wonder who that is) :wah:

You all have 24 hrs to ask us questions and decide who is guilty.

You are so going down Red!!!!!! She is guilty

*sitting in the front row*

Where was the mistletoe when it was stolen?

watermark;744414 wrote: Where was the mistletoe when it was stolen?


The mistletoe was hanging above the FG entrance. When I arrived it was still there, Red arrived after me, she had an evil look about her. She said something about my obsession with fruitcake and gave an evil laugh - that was the last time I saw Red.

ThePheasant;744420 wrote: The mistletoe was hanging above the FG entrance. When I arrived it was still there, Red arrived after me, she had an evil look about her. She said something about my obsession with fruitcake and gave an evil laugh - that was the last time I saw Red.


Hmm...I wasn't aware you were obsessed with fruitcake

Did you notice if Red was carrying anything when she arrived?

watermark;744425 wrote: Hmm...I wasn't aware you were obsessed with fruitcake

Did you notice if Red was carrying anything when she arrived?


She had a large bag with 'Santa loves you' written on it - I don't know what was inside. She was nakid which I thought a little strange!

Please don't talk about my obsession with fruitcake ... it makes me mad ... do you have anything against fruitcake ... fruitcake is good ... whats ya problem ... do you want to talk about fruitcake? Do you have fruitcake issues - lets talk about this ... your problem with fruitcake!!!

Red I think you should respond here. Your lack of testimony can only be seen as guilt

I dont know who is guilty and who isnt but this guy is selling something on e bay and he doesnt even know what it is.



http://cgi.ebay.com/WEIRD-STUFF_W0QQite ... dZViewItem

ThePheasant;744427 wrote: She had a large bag with 'Santa loves you' written on it - I don't know what was inside. She was nakid which I thought a little strange!

LOL! Yes, indeed that might seem strange from the little I know of Red's opinions about modesty :wah: which sort of match my own.

Please don't talk about my obsession with fruitcake ... it makes me mad ... do you have anything against fruitcake ... fruitcake is good ... whats ya problem ... do you want to talk about fruitcake? Do you have fruitcake issues - lets talk about this ... your problem with fruitcake!!!


:wah::wah: We can all be fruitcakes, so I have nothing against 'em!

ThePheasant;744428 wrote: Red I think you should respond here. Your lack of testimony can only be seen as guilt


OBJECTION! Goes to character assassination!

I was not naked, I was wearing a body stocking, also known as a "catsuit."

The bag that said Santa Loves You contained assorted adult novelty items Pheasy asked me to hold for her. I held the bag. I'm a friend. It's not my job to ask questions.

Do we get lawyers in this game?

Well, I don't presume to judge anyone here. I merely present this little tidbit I found taped to the refrigerator in the FG kitchen earlier today.

Mystery Fruitcake

Categories: Holiday, Christmas, Raisin, Cakes

1 package of Cake mix; spice or yellow

4 cups of candied mixed fruit = 2 lbs

1 1/2 cup of seedless raisins = 1/2 lb

1 cup of chopped dates = 6 1/2 oz

4 1/2 cups of pecan halves = 1 lb

1 package of white frosting mix

1 sprig of mistletoe that has been hung to dry

Make cake as directed on package. Cool. Crumble cooled cake into large bowl. Add fruits, mistletoe and nuts. Make frosting according to directions. Add to fruit, nuts, mistletoe and cake. Stir with spoon or toss together with hands until mixture is damp and blended together. Pack tightly into 2 foil-lined 9 x 5 x 3-inch loaf pans. Pat down with buttered hands until smooth. Cover cake with foil. Chill in refrigerator at least 24 hours. Cake improves if stored longer, but should be kept in refrigerator. Slice about 1/4-inch thick with sharp knife and serve cold. Makes 2 loaves, about 6 1/2 pounds

Hey! I wasn't read my Miranda rights!

RedGlitter;744440 wrote: OBJECTION! Goes to character assassination!

I was not naked, I was wearing a body stocking, also known as a "catsuit."

The bag that said Santa Loves You contained assorted adult novelty items Pheasy asked me to hold for her. I held the bag. I'm a friend. It's not my job to ask questions.

Do we get lawyers in this game?


I had already given out my gifts when Red arrived, so the bag COULD NOT of contained my gifts. If the bag contained adult novelty items I think they were yours Red

After seeing Red I crashed another party for a while, I was not there long - only long enough to find Carolly and throw cream pies at her. :wah:

When I returned the mistletoe was gone. The fruitcake had bits of red glitter on it - the evidence is plain for all to see. It was not me!



We need more questioning here.

Pheasy was seen to have imbibed a few too many libations at the party so her testimony of that night is hardly credible. And no, the Deluxe Rabbit Pearl was not mine, Ms. Bird.

*court artist continues to note antics*

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*:wah:*

That was cute!

Sorry to interupt but Reds Lawyer who is my brothers girlfriends sister boyfriends next door neighbour who I sleep with every other Saturday after line dancing and a kebab asked me to produce these in court today...They belong to me mate Gill and she lost em at our christmas party last night..I found them in the empty eggnog bucket next to Proffessor Plum in the study..

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Chezzie;744647 wrote: Sorry to interupt but Reds Lawyer who is my brothers girlfriends sister boyfriends next door neighbour who I sleep with every other Saturday after line dancing and a kebab asked me to produce these in court today...They belong to me mate Gill and she lost em at our christmas party last night..I found them in the empty eggnog bucket next to Proffessor Plum in the study..


Exhibit one has been presented to the court. So Red's lawyer has close links with someone who loves mistletoe .... mmmmmm

So Gill lost her knickers at that party last night! It would also appear that Professor Plum has a hand in Gills knicker situation.

*courtroom GPS system*

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Chonsi.... :yh_rotfl

I wonder if cavemen ever got tired of dinasours chasing them all over the place.

Obviously I did not purloin any mistletoe. *I* would have stolen the fruitcake if I were to steal anything, as I love fruitcake, although I don't revere the fruitcake as Ms. Bird unhealthily does. By the nature of the things in that Santa bag, it appeared Ms. Bird was going to be doing some naked Twister and that mistletoe would be a required gamepiece.

RedGlitter;744784 wrote: Obviously I did not purloin any mistletoe. *I* would have stolen the fruitcake if I were to steal anything, as I love fruitcake, although I don't revere the fruitcake as Ms. Bird unhealthily does. By the nature of the things in that Santa bag, it appeared Ms. Bird was going to be doing some naked Twister and that mistletoe would be a required gamepiece.


:wah:

Now that 'tickled' my fancy :wah:

grh;744444 wrote: Well, I don't presume to judge anyone here. I merely present this little tidbit I found taped to the refrigerator in the FG kitchen earlier today.

Mystery Fruitcake

Categories: Holiday, Christmas, Raisin, Cakes

1 package of Cake mix; spice or yellow

4 cups of candied mixed fruit = 2 lbs

1 1/2 cup of seedless raisins = 1/2 lb

1 cup of chopped dates = 6 1/2 oz

4 1/2 cups of pecan halves = 1 lb

1 package of white frosting mix

1 sprig of mistletoe that has been hung to dry

Make cake as directed on package. Cool. Crumble cooled cake into large bowl. Add fruits, mistletoe and nuts. Make frosting according to directions. Add to fruit, nuts, mistletoe and cake. Stir with spoon or toss together with hands until mixture is damp and blended together. Pack tightly into 2 foil-lined 9 x 5 x 3-inch loaf pans. Pat down with buttered hands until smooth. Cover cake with foil. Chill in refrigerator at least 24 hours. Cake improves if stored longer, but should be kept in refrigerator. Slice about 1/4-inch thick with sharp knife and serve cold. Makes 2 loaves, about 6 1/2 pounds


Veeerry interesting! Perhaps this is where the mistletoe went? And where were you on the night the mistletoe was replaced by the fruitcake, grh?

ps-don't nobody eat the fruitcake-- blech!

I think grh just became prime suspect :wah:

Not long now - then it will be vote and punishment time!! Come on everyone we need more questioning! :sneaky:

lemon hands over a letter which she just found pinned to the door -

it reads



there is a rumour about the mistletoe and that is that it was taken because of the -------





unfortunatatley the rain has smudged the ink on the last word and it cannot be deciphered.

lemon_and_mint;744804 wrote: lemon hands over a letter which she just found pinned to the door -

it reads



there is a rumour about the mistletoe and that is that it was taken because of the Red Glitters obsession with kissing men in doorways





unfortunatatley the rain has smudged the ink on the last word and it cannot be deciphered.


:sneaky:

*whispers in front row*

Suspicious looking note!

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Chonsi's cracking me up!!! :wah:

RedGlitter;744829 wrote: Chonsi's cracking me up!!! :wah:


do you kiss strange men in doorways?

can you find one for me?

a man, not a doorway!!!:wah:

Nomad;744779 wrote: I wonder if cavemen ever got tired of dinasours chasing them all over the place.


"Order...order in the court.....................nomad is attempting to disrupt the proceeding.........................objection.....................objection sustained."

ThePheasant;744799 wrote: I think grh just became prime suspect :wah:

Not long now - then it will be vote and punishment time!! Come on everyone we need more questioning! :sneaky:


Alright then. I'm having hard time figuring motive. That's the key to solving the mystery. What say all you witnesses!? Grh may not be more than a diversion, or a petty accomplice tricked by the real criminal. Red, have you handled fruitcake anytime shortly before or after the fated night? You must swear to tell the whole truth. Pheasant, same question. Also where was the fruitcake when you found it, Pheasant? Was it hanging from the doorway? I don't know who did it, but the punishment is she has to eat a whole fruitcake.

*plugging in the Christmas tree next to the judge*

( This easy to use device lets you make a simple battery from a traditional holiday fruitcake.

First, soak the cake in lemon juice. Then insert the anode (b) and cathode (c) into fruitcake (d). The lemon juice and natural fruit acids contained in the cake do the rest.

Special low voltage, direct current Christmas lights (a) are designed to be fully compatible with the power output of a typical fruitcake.

)

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I'd rather have my fruitcake soaked in rum.

found this bloke wandering round outside, he was asking if anyone was feeling "fruity"

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Nomad;744429 wrote: I dont know who is guilty and who isnt but this guy is selling something on e bay and he doesnt even know what it is.



http://cgi.ebay.com/WEIRD-STUFF_W0QQite ... dZViewItem


Looks like a knockout disc to me. When you're making dental prosthetics you use that to shift the set mould without breaking it, that's why it needs to be so heavy.

I think it's Pheasy myself.

Order in Court.

Are the plaintiffs present?

Are they represented?

If either plaintiff is not represented, this court will appoint counsel.



*Bailiff, restrain that Santa Claus, he is to be charged with pubic indeceny*

*raising hand to volunteer for that job!*

This way Santa........................

Thread within a thread



Has anyone ever bought a book then not read it ?

Is it a who done it?

I'd like to point out that Pheasy is over there eating Exhibit A- the fruitcake!!!

Boy, not at my house......................

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