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I have decided to take precautions, and am moving to higher ground. I have set up camp at the top of the page (in that space just below 'My Topics')

I have with me my tin of custard powder, feather pruning kit and a various selection of toys. :wah:

Anyone wishing to hide out in my evacuation nest must first say what they will bring with them, and how they will amuse this old bird

ice cream obviously, we will need to eat some of it quickly before it melts, the melted stuff can be used as glue or to spread on the ground and catch small animals to eat.

Ice-cream sounds great - bring loads of different flavours. A good suggestion about the eating small animals - there is a ban on eating poultry though

we wouldn't eat poultry, that would be fowl.

Can i come in? im bringing a huge bowl and whisk as i make the most fabulous Custard! Also a bottle of Brandy, just to keep us warm you understand:sneaky:

kazalala;750291 wrote: Can i come in? im bringing a huge bowl and whisk as i make the most fabulous Custard! Also a bottle of Brandy, just to keep us warm you understand:sneaky:


YES!!! :wah:

Oh, Oh can I hide out I have a case of Champage and a new Wii game that should keep us happy for a few days. I'm not British but what the heck..

Ooops broke the page there,, sorry:o

CARLA;750306 wrote: Oh, Oh can I hide out I have a case of Champage and a new Wii game that should keep us happy for a few days. I'm not British but what the heck..


How have we got electricity?

Have we imprisoned pheasy inside a giant wheel going round and round to provide power?

Excellent point Lemon and Mint. I just happen to have a back up generator in my garage that will work nicely. :wah:

[QUOTE]How have we got electricity?

Have we imprisoned pheasy inside a giant wheel going round and round to provide power?[/QUOTE]

CARLA;750306 wrote: Oh, Oh can I hide out I have a case of Champage and a new Wii game that should keep us happy for a few days. I'm not British but what the heck..


Its not just a British shelter, all welcome. Actually as I am in PA, you are probably closer to my nest than the others. They have a little travelling to do. (:thinking do we have customs and excise in the garden :wah:)

I nominate Spot as Customs and Excise - he is checking all bags coming in to the shelter. :wah:

lemon_and_mint;750315 wrote: How have we got electricity?

Have we imprisoned pheasy inside a giant wheel going round and round to provide power?


Ya!! Hooo!! that sounds like fun :wah:

ThePheasant;750321 wrote: Ya!! Hooo!! that sounds like fun :wah:


untill you get dizzy and beg to be let out, and noone takes any notice.....:sneaky:

lemon_and_mint;750323 wrote: untill you get dizzy and beg to be let out, and noone takes any notice.....:sneaky:


Pheasy barfs up ice-cream all over Lemon. Now let me off! :wah: Its Kinks turn to run the electricity wheel. I want to go get some on that Champers that Carla sneaked in :driving:

Cheers Pheasy sit down before you fall down.

[QUOTE]Pheasy barfs up ice-cream all over Lemon. Now let me off! Its Kinks turn to run the electricity wheel. I want to go get some on that Champers that Carla sneaked in [/QUOTE]

ThePheasant;750333 wrote: Pheasy barfs up ice-cream all over Lemon. Now let me off! :wah: Its Kinks turn to run the electricity wheel. I want to go get some on that Champers that Carla sneaked in :driving:


what a waste of icecream.Sacriledge.:-1

ThePheasant;750319 wrote: Its not just a British shelter, all welcome. Actually as I am in PA, you are probably closer to my nest than the others. They have a little travelling to do. (:thinking do we have customs and excise in the garden :wah:)

I nominate Spot as Customs and Excise - he is checking all bags coming in to the shelter. :wah:


hahahahahaha omg and here comes old bag Minks with fine bon bons and plush pillows to lounge about on.

Oh, spot must test for yumminess all those bon bons, minks.

*bringing in some Ben and Jerry's ice cream*

If there isn't electricity, we better eat it up......

chonsigirl;750381 wrote: Oh, spot must test for yumminess all those bon bons, minks.

*bringing in some Ben and Jerry's ice cream*

If there isn't electricity, we better eat it up......


bon bons and ice cream ooooo truly a garden of eden isn't it.

Okay you lot ... quieten down, its getting little rowdy in here. There are a few few rules. Everyone has to take their turn on the wheel (no ice-cream just before your go). Carla is in charge of the champagne. Everyone has to sneak in enough supplies before Spot gets here, so get stashing.

Finally, no one is allowed to touch anyones else's bon-bons :sneaky:

Hi Pheasy babes

was just kiding over yonder about the juices etc...oh how we laffed:sneaky:

Anyways im soooo glad you built this, may I please join....I bring a gift...

Chezzie;750434 wrote: Hi Pheasy babes

was just kiding over yonder about the juices etc...oh how we laffed:sneaky:

Anyways im soooo glad you built this, may I please join....I bring a gift...




:wah: I was away cleaning out my basement when my juices were the subject. or was I :sneaky:

Anyway while I was gone someone stole Minks's vibrating thingy ..... own up ... who's got it

Ok just got another case of Champagne by Spot, offered him a glass of Orange Juice he fell for it. :wah: Oh also have 2 case of OJ for mimosa's everyday. Champagne and OJ daily folks makes for a happy group..

CARLA;750459 wrote: Ok just got another case of Champagne by Spot, offered him a glass of Orange Juice he fell for it. :wah: Oh also have 2 case of OJ for mimosa's everyday. Champagne and OJ daily folks makes for a happy group..


Look out! C&E is in the house! So did you spike Spots drink Carla? Do you think we will be able to get the goods past him?