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Princess for the day!

Please use this thread to tell me how beautiful I am, how wonderful it will be when Prince Charming whisks me off my feet.

I will also accept volunteers to massage my feet, feed me chocolates, play music for me, and all the other tasks a Princess needs done.



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Oh great one!! You are so pretty, and I love what you've done with your hair today!!



Is that a NEW outfit??? LOVE IT....that color looks sooooo good on you!!



Ummm, I know a Prince Charming in Texas....but he's probably busy reading a book on "how to catch a Princess"....lets hope he puts the book to some good use!! AND SOON!!

WonderWendy3;753799 wrote: :yh_worshp:yh_worshp:yh_worshp:yh_worshp

Oh great one!! You are so pretty, and I love what you've done with your hair today!!



Is that a NEW outfit??? LOVE IT....that color looks sooooo good on you!!



Ummm, I know a Prince Charming in Texas....but he's probably busy reading a book on "how to catch a Princess"....lets hope he puts the book to some good use!! AND SOON!!


I thought he was reading how to play guitar?? :wah:

Sheryl;753804 wrote: I thought he was reading how to play guitar?? :wah:


I thought he finished that book already??? and then a "how to play drums" and then he realized that he needed a Princess to listen to all of his music playin'!!!:guitarist:guitarist:guitarist

no one has volunteered to do anything! Am I that bad? Do I smell? I've still got 5 months till my next bath!

I'm pretty sure I know who yall are talking about and I might try to find a book on how to get rid of a Queen B and her superhero friend! HAHAHAHAHAHA

:sneaky:

errrr Wendy is the invisible jet out of the shop yet! We might need it!

Sheryl - WOW !!! It is not that often these days that I am in the presence of a PRINCESS.... Please, please allow me to pour you a glass of best bubby, as befits your lofty majesty.



When they heard you were graciously receiving visitors, the whole local big bronzed Aussie Prince Charming lifeguards begged me to introduce them to you. They await your inspection - and they've brought chockies, flowers, diamonds, surfboards etc...

Enjoy!!

firebird;753817 wrote: I'm pretty sure I know who yall are talking about and I might try to find a book on how to get rid of a Queen B and her superhero friend! HAHAHAHAHAHA

:sneaky:

See Pam know's how to treat royalty!

Love the gifts!

A-hem....as I was saying....my darling.....I shall give you these gifts of love and adoration....Sweet Princess!!

Some rose petals for the Princess:





Your Hot tub is ready to go:







And ............

YOUR PRINCE to be awaits for you after you get out of the hot tub!

I need a mop please!

...and here are your crown and your combination glass slippers/ bottle opener, ma lady. But................. they will disappear on the stroke of midnight. Sorry.

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jimbo;753846 wrote: please tell me princess leer that you mean you need the mop for the hot tub :-3:





you are a princess though ......... princess fiona maybe :wah::wah:


ohhh ok....donkey! :p

along-for-the-ride;753847 wrote: ...and here are your crown and your combination glass slippers/ bottle opener, ma lady. But................. they will disappear on the stroke of midnight. Sorry.


Thank you m'lady.

A pair of pantie's fit for a princess! :wah:

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what are you implying abby? :wah:

Sheryl;753877 wrote: :eek:



what are you implying abby? :wah::wah: I did try to crop the pic but I'm bloody hopeless.

:wah::wah: you are so evil! :p :wah::wah:

Since youre hobnobbing with royalty can you do anything about famine and war and corrupt politicians and homeless children and addiction and substandard housing and pollution and........well lets start there ?

Nomad;753929 wrote: Since youre hobnobbing with royalty can you do anything about famine and war and corrupt politicians and homeless children and addiction and substandard housing and pollution and........well lets start there ?


She's only Princess for a day......she's no dummy.....^^^that would at least take 2 or 3.....:wah:

WonderWendy3;753932 wrote: She's only Princess for a day......she's no dummy.....^^^that would at least take 2 or 3.....:wah:




Oh.......

so rose petals at her feet then call it a day ?

abbey that was actually a really good pic - thanks!

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yes, is that so bad?

you can be king nomad monday!

I thought Nomad was our new head moderator??? Still, I suppose he can multitask.

AussiePam;753967 wrote: I thought Nomad was our new head moderator??? Still, I suppose he can multitask.


If he was we'd have to call him Nomod

And jimbo could be jimodbo. That has quite a nice ring to it, actually. Anime film feel. I can almost see him taking a samurai style bow, sword drawn, then chopping off heads and disagreeable posts alike. Kamikaze-ing silliness and bringing us into a new dawn. Onya Jimbo.

I think I wanna be a Mod too.. Pamod - now that's got class !!!!

Were you thinking of going out later Princess Sheryl? There's a dozen paparazzi just round the corner with huge cameras and bikes to chase you on.

Why do people mock me ? I could be a king.

You shall be King, Nomad..and that's official...



themod

spot;753991 wrote: Were you thinking of going out later Princess Sheryl? There's a dozen paparazzi just round the corner with huge cameras and bikes to chase you on.


no, this princess is staying in tonight

Nomad;754000 wrote: Why do people mock me ? I could be a king.


I said you could be king on Monday!

For the feast of Misrule there shall be no mocking, only modocking!! Queen Pamela has decreed this!!!! And I'm sure TheMod will second this gracious and glorious edict!!

Princess Sheryl - you shall go where you like!! Or stay in and be pampered by adoring menservants who shall peel your grapes, surf your channels for you, pour you exotic cocktails, and fetch your burger and fries.

My Dearest Princess Sheryl,

How beautiful thy are, the morning sun and evening moon only bows to your beauty, and in a land, far away a heart struck prince dreams of the day when he can travel far across the land to the kingdom of Texas where he then can brisk you away with him to the palace of your dreams. Where for all of eternity he will have his servants tend to you every need, except for the one special need, that he will tend to himself¦

Oh wow that's so sweet Jester and Mike!:-4

But I must pass on my crown today! Who wants to be today's Princess?

*Peg feeds Princess Sheryl chocolate*



























Exlax :sneaky: :wah:

Sheryl;754402 wrote: Oh wow that's so sweet Jester and Mike!:-4

But I must pass on my crown today! Who wants to be today's Princess?


Well we have King Nomad tomorrow....hmmmm, who would be brave enough to take office for a day between the two of you???

would you be?

Come on Sherylella your 24 hours is up.......Back to the kitchen with you. :-1

I know..:-1 I'm off to load the dishwasher!

Before you load that dishwasher, make sure you leave the palace how you found it ready for Nomad tomorrow...

Pick up yer dirty knickers:sneaky:

pick up all them rose petals and empty chocolate wrappers :sneaky:

clean up after that mucky man you had in :sneaky:

sweep the floors and lastly make sure you put that pumpkin out for the bin men:wah:

Sorry I missed your specail day Sheryl:-6:-4

Sheesh the horrid Step mother has arrived :p

It's all clean mommy dearest!

Sheryl !!!! I mean, you were in charge yesterday. Why the heck didn't you do the (Alice in Wonderland) Red Queen thingie.??. lop off everyone's heads (except mine as your loyal fairy godmother of course, and a few chosen members of your domestic staff, yeah and a few of the handsome studs sprawling at your delectable feet), declare yourself President in Perpetuity, and never again have to lift a delicately manicured finger!!!!!