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Welcome to FG :-4

I was going to start a "ask rj" questions thread.....but this is cool!

Yeah good thinking I'll change the title :-6

ThePheasant;763449 wrote: Yeah good thinking I'll change the title :-6


No, don't do that....we can just know that this is his thread that we ask him questions.



cool? kasa my papa???



:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Soooo ....

You never did tell me if you liked burnt pizza?

Do you like living in PA?

Do you believe in life after death?

Whats with the naked dude avatar?

Do you think we are all crazy here?

What have you been thinking about lately?

What’s been on your mind?

What are you excited about at the moment?

When was the last time you made a difference to somebody?

Who are you really happy for at the moment?

When was the last time you felt inspired?

If you could be in your dream place at the moment what would you be doing?

If somebody was describing your personality what would they say?

What are you most proud of?

What’s been tempting you lately?

What’s been the one most consistent thing in your life?

What are you sure of?

Who have you inspired lately?

What do you love about people? or What do you love about (person’s name)?

What gives you butterflies in your tummy?

When do you find time to reflect? What do you usually reflect about?

just a couple or more to be going on with:D:D:D

:wah:

do you like us nosey FG ladies?

Chezzie;763457 wrote: What have you been thinking about lately?

What’s been on your mind?

What are you excited about at the moment?

When was the last time you made a difference to somebody?

Who are you really happy for at the moment?

When was the last time you felt inspired?

If you could be in your dream place at the moment what would you be doing?

If somebody was describing your personality what would they say?

What are you most proud of?

What’s been tempting you lately?

What’s been the one most consistent thing in your life?

What are you sure of?

Who have you inspired lately?

What do you love about people? or What do you love about (person’s name)?

What gives you butterflies in your tummy?

When do you find time to reflect? What do you usually reflect about?

just a couple or more to be going on with:D:D:D


Crikey Chez ...... ease him in gently :wah:

Cor blimey chez.....you haven't left much scope for the rest of us :wah:

R.J....what was your most embarrassing moment?

RJ - do you think Chezzie gets a bit hyper on e numbers or is that just my interpretation of her list of questions to you?



Do you know any good jokes? My favourite one (today anyway) is -



How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?







A fish

Are you for or opposed to the death penalty?

Imladris;763471 wrote: RJ - do you think Chezzie gets a bit hyper on e numbers or is that just my interpretation of her list of questions to you?



Do you know any good jokes? My favourite one (today anyway) is -



How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?







A fish


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl you should hear me laughing at that joke, thats gonna tickle me all night:wah: oh i must remember it, im terrible at remembering jokes :rolleyes:

Do you like spider monkeys?

WonderWendy3;763476 wrote: Do you like spider monkeys?


Oooh.... I think I know where this is leading..............











*immy eagerly watches from the sidelines*

:wah::wah:

wheres he gone,

Hi rj

Is the dog whisperer (tv series) available in uk format dvd?

rjwould;763514 wrote: When my second daughter was born, I was standing at the head of my wife's bed doing all the things the man is supposed to do. Well, I'm deathly afraid of needles, so when the nurse inserted the IV into my wife's arm and the blood started to squirt out as the nurse was connecting the tube....All of a sudden I became lite headed, fell against the wall, looked at my wife and said, "I'm going down, honey"..She said "please don't"...The last thing i remember before reawakening was the nurse attempting to attach the tube for my wife and trying revive me with smelling salts (or whatever they use)...

The rest of my most embarrassing moments probably occur in my dreams..


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl.....that's a great little story....very funny :wah:

Sorry about this RJ, Its a painful Q&A process you have to through .... sort of like an initiation :wah: I can't promise an intelligent conversation after this, but we live in hope

What's your favorite color?

Who's your favorite fiction writer?

What's your favorite season?

Do you have a green thumb?

rjwould;763525 wrote: I just don't know! It is a lingering source of frustration for me sometimes. I often wonder what I would do if anyone was to attempt serious harm to any member of my family. I know I am capable of horrific idea's and I know I am capable of hurting someone badly, I just can't say whether or not I could go as far as intentionally killing someone. I've never had to, thankfully.

I do not keep a weapon in the house...


Wow, we are on the same page as this one!!

I thought for a long time that I was for it, and had to research more deeper into the subject and WHY I felt that way, and well, my view changed. I used the scenerio if someone hurt my kids or someone I love...that I'd want to see them die....but then I thought...what if it was MY kid....that hurt someone else? What a tough call don't you think?

Thanks for your last answers to my rather long list of questions, sorry I was being sarky posting them all, been in a bad mood all day after just 3 hours sleep last night, got told off in work for talking toooo muchthen someone smashes into my car....sh$t happens but I feel i loaded some of mine into that post but im not sorry cos I liked your answers.:-6

Whats your favourite take-away treat?

Whats your favourite song ?

hey this is a good thread!

What's the earliest thing/memory you can recall, in your life?

yaaarrrgg;763570 wrote: hey this is a good thread!

What's the earliest thing/memory you can recall, in your life?


you will be sorry you said that when someone creates one for you lol:wah:

You never answered my question about the spider monkeys......



And I have a REAL important question......



What do you call this? :

rjwould;764063 wrote: Spider Monkeys are OK I guess, I don't know anything about them tho.

And that, my friend is called a "HERO", not a "sub", but a "HERO".


:yh_clap:yh_clap

Okay, was wondering.....I call it a Hoagie, they call them subs around here too.... people in VA think I'm wacko....but that's probably not JUST because of what I call that type of a sandwich.....:yh_youkid



sidenote: I was born in Joisey and my parents are from PA....hence the "hoagie" termonology.....

Hoagie ..... sub ....... hero ....... its a sandwich! :-5

:wah:

When I first came to the USA, the man wondered why I slapped him after he had asked me if I wanted a hoagie.

Pheasy, I thought I multi-quoted you, but too lazy to go back and do it again.....so I'll just ask you what does hoagie mean to you??? I'm curious on why you would slap someone over a sandwich!!:wah:

I was telling the boys last night about the first time I found out that a cig. was called a fag, I had them rolling with my reaction to someone saying "I'm going to go smoke a fag"...I was like...what did HE do to you???:o

rjwould;764079 wrote: It's an east coast, American thing, Pheassy..These things are very important in New York And New Jersey.... They are very important.

rjwould;764081 wrote: I thought Wendy was going to try to get me with some sort of sexual thing because I now have a reputation, which, BTW, is not necessarily my own doing..


I don't ALWAYS talk and think about sex.....a girl has to take a break to eat every now and again....geesh!:yh_bigsmi

The word hoagie doesn't exist in the UK () - it just sounded like it might be something that would run on batteries, or something you did just before you had a fag. :-3

And a subway is where go to get an underground train, not somewhere you get asked if you want it hot and toasty with a 12" Italian :-5

ThePheasant;764095 wrote: And a subway is where go to get an underground train, not somewhere you get asked if you want it hot and toasty with a 12" Italian :-5


Can you dig up my "ask wendy" thread and ask me if I want a hot and toasty Italian???



Rj...does it bother you that I derail your 'ask' thread?

Why is the word for "a fear of long words,"hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?

How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

rjwould;764135 wrote: I cannot find that word, spelt that way in my dictionary.

The sign is for everyone but the sign putter upper.

Yes and no!...If you bathe in the 'melted' dry ice you will not get wet as dry ice will only go from a solid to a gas form. However, you can take a bath in water after melting your dry ice...


http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Hippopoto ... aliophobia

wikipedia for reference to back up my question. I have written a 1000 word essay and I have a 50 minute publisher presentation on Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia and its effects on todays society. I have also set up a help group called The Hip long lingerers that if people email me on hiplonglinger@fearoflongwords.com they can access the forum and online help group..

Are you a fan of poetry? If so, what are some of your favorite verses and poets?

Which celebrity/famous person are you most like and why?

Are you as questionable and argumentative in the Real World as you are on forums? If yes (as if your going to answer no lol) does your rather brash and straight forward talk get you into bother?

Are you obsessed with sex? I dont just mean the actual act but the whole concept? I ask this question as this is how I perceive alot of your posts?

rjwould;764866 wrote: This is a difficult question to answer, Chezzie. You have slanted it a bit with the inference of "obsession".

We are as a society obsessed with performance and acceptance. Denying the correlation to that with the bedroom is I think "irresponsible":) and naive.

I suppose if one has never been truly loved or made love with another person, well, what can one say about that?

Our sex lives and how we talk about them is very informative to ourselves and how we see and treat life..It's why most men are so reluctant to join into conversations regarding sex. I bring it up often in an attempt to get people used to seeing it in conversation (if they want to that is). It is only taboo because we are afraid of seeming small, because no matter how big it is, it is always too small. Men are beaten down in so many way with sex...

This conversation can go on and on...So, I hope I've answered your question to your satisfaction...


yep good answer and thanks for your honesty:-6

What do chickens think we taste like?

jimbo;764895 wrote: have you heard of jj and indeed are you him


I just noticed that JJ is here

Nomad;764896 wrote: What do chickens think we taste like?


Might be best asking Pheasy who she last licked?:wah:

jones jones Private Messaging 3.08pm (today)

hmmm wonder whos getting that message then?

Is jj the guy who likes da women?

Chezzie;764902 wrote: jones jones Private Messaging 3.08pm (today)

hmmm wonder whos getting that message then?

Is jj the guy who likes da women?


Yes

Okay own up - who got a love poem from jj ?:-2

ThePheasant;764904 wrote: Yes

Okay own up - who got a love poem from jj ?:-2


hes still at it??? messaging I mean...Its nearly valentines day, maybe we will all (women) get a nice love poem off him...:-4

rjwould;764910 wrote: nope and nope...Sometimes, after I get all passionate and worked up on this forum, I wish I was.....


Why would you wish to be Jones Jones when your passionate and worked up?:wah: