ForumGarden

Winkle darlin my muscles wasted away a few years ago because of laying for 6 months in so much pain and unable to move.I never thought I would ever walk again at one point.I would not have done without the aid of some of what you have mentioned and yes Im fine now.Sooooo bleedin behave yerself:-5:wah::p;)

Just Let Me Finish Me Scotch>>>>>>now 3 Cheers To Old Women:d

I think you have a valid point Jimbo and whilst we're on the subject I think also you should ban pushchairs, loud shirts in a built up area, mullet haircuts, men with combovers, women in tight trousers which make their legs look like a string of sausages, children that dare to look at you, in fact everyone should just stay at home and do their shoping on line, it'd be so much easier:sneaky:

Imladris;769132 wrote: I think you have a valid point Jimbo and whilst we're on the subject I think also you should ban pushchairs, loud shirts in a built up area, mullet haircuts, men with combovers, women in tight trousers which make their legs look like a string of sausages, children that dare to look at you, in fact everyone should just stay at home and do their shoping on line, it'd be so much easier:sneaky:


Thats what i do most of the time, its great:D

jimbo;769133 wrote: i have not noticed that but expect soberaho has i'll ask him later :wah::wah::wah::wah:


Cumberland



or



Sausage balls

:wah::wah: and ,,,,,,,,,,,, ewwwwwwww:wah:

Ghads, what a sight so early in the morning.................:wah:

jimbo;769133 wrote: i have not noticed that but expect soberaho has i'll ask him later :wah::wah::wah::wah:
You bad, bad man for altering my post!!!



And Chezzie's just made me feel sick

me bad:wah::wah::wah:

Is "old" sixty plus? If it is, I've got another 11 months before I'm banned from going out...better make the most of it :wah:

jimbo;769268 wrote: theia i must explain the whole thread is just a joke .. i have nothing against old people i hope to be one ...one day :D




Jimbo, I'm being jokey too, really I am. In fact, I laughed to myself the other day at work when one of the young technicians saw my ipod in my handbag and said, "I think it's brilliant that you've got an ipod. You've really adapted to new technology." Bless him, he's a lovely lad, but we both knew that what he really meant to add was, "at your age." :wah:

theia;769272 wrote: Jimbo, I'm being jokey too, really I am. In fact, I laughed to myself the other day at work when one of the young technicians saw my ipod in my handbag and said, "I think it's brilliant that you've got an ipod. You've really adapted to new technology." Bless him, he's a lovely lad, but we both knew that what he really meant to add was, "at your age." :wah:


I can relate to that Theia...my son wants an ipod...although his terminology that I had to point out to him and question was that he NEEDS an ipod!...I couldn't tell you how to turn one on!!

On the subject of techno stuff....texting on phones drives me batty and I was told that is because I'm OLD!!--:-5:-5

WonderWendy3;769273 wrote: I can relate to that Theia...my son wants an ipod...although his terminology that I had to point out to him and question was that he NEEDS an ipod!...I couldn't tell you how to turn one on!!

On the subject of techno stuff....texting on phones drives me batty and I was told that is because I'm OLD!!--:-5:-5


WW, you'll know "old" when it really happens :wah: Your body can be depended upon to show you...but actually it's strange, your mind seems to get younger...and younger. Maybe that's why I have a good relationship with my 18 year old granddaughter...my daughter complains that we're so alike in the way that we think that it's as if she has two daughters :-5

Though I can't text like my granddaughter does. My kids always know when it's me, without looking at the name or number, because I always accidentally "send" after only one letter or word.

jimbo;769268 wrote: theia i must explain the whole thread is just a joke .. i have nothing against old people i hope to be one ...one day carry on like this Winks and you bloody wont!!!!:-5:-5:-5:mad::rolleyes:;)

my mothers texts are all one sentence with no fullstops or spaces and her idiotic attempt to "type text speak" one went similar to this.

arrivessafelydisg8tsashgr8onwaydwnwrutluvmum

Try working that out on yer mobby screen lol....

Better when she doesnt bother to turn it on cos she doesnt need it:-5:-5:-5

I guess that's one the privledges of being old. You do what the heck you wanna do. They were here first. :wah:

jimbo;769392 wrote: good point wippersnapper :wah::wah:


;) signed

Whippersnapper-Wallfower