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Gee, i'd love to be a woman

They've such an easy life,

I'd love to be a woman

Be some rich sucker's wife.

Gee, its hard to be a man

We've such a trying life,

Its hard to be a man

Serving some rich sucker's wife.

jones jones;769755 wrote: Gee, i'd love to be a woman

They've such an easy life,

I'd love to be a woman

Be some rich sucker's wife.



Gee, its hard to be a man

We've such a trying life,

Its hard to be a man

Serving some rich sucker's wife.




Stop it now...youre making me weep.

You big teddy bear. :-4:-4:-4

Nomad;769764 wrote: Stop it now...youre making me weep.

You big teddy bear. :-4:-4:-4


you are one crazy mother :wah:

come take my place today!

Dishes still need washed here, Wendy. He can stop by here first! :wah:

WonderWendy3;769818 wrote: come take my place today!


hmmmm!

chonsigirl;769819 wrote: Dishes still need washed here, Wendy. He can stop by here first! :wah:


i wash the dishes every single night (i lie ... except saturday and sunday night)

honest to God!

chonsigirl;769819 wrote: Dishes still need washed here, Wendy. He can stop by here first! :wah: :wah: Okay chosi, fair enough....at least he has a few hours in between us to get ready for the countertop full at my house.

jones jones;769820 wrote: hmmmm! Come on down Mister, if you think I have it so good....really I'm ready!

jones jones;769821 wrote: i wash the dishes every single night (i lie ... except saturday and sunday night)

honest to God!
by hand? I wash them by hand and have a sink full EVERY day too!

Well, Well, Well - Hello JJ

You wouldn't Love being a Woman - menapause sucks

Patsy

hey jj, been a while since i've seen you here

jones jones;769821 wrote: i wash the dishes every single night (i lie ... except saturday and sunday night)

honest to God!


Ah, you are a gem!

jones jones;769755 wrote: Gee, i'd love to be a woman

They've such an easy life,

I'd love to be a woman

Be some rich sucker's wife.

Gee, its hard to be a man

We've such a trying life,

Its hard to be a man

Serving some rich sucker's wife.Love it lol except not sure about that bit sunshine :-5......:wah::rolleyes:;):p

Easy life, now what would that be like.....

Being able to sleep in on two hour delay days-gosh no, my husband got up at

5 am anyway! Having a weekend off, no way, not with two jobs right now. Third kicks up in spring....But I did do my dishes before I posted.

well speaking for me...I love my life and wouldnt want to swap it........So I can understand you wanting to be me :wah::wah::-4

you can come and be me if you like

i would love to be man for the days see what things feel like on the other side. :-3

ok come on and swap with me...

single mother ...don't let that scare you

you will get the hang of dealing with a 17 year old with ADHD who is completely reckless and irresponsible

Oh and not to mention a 20 year old who is a young mother with major "life" issues

And yes the sharp constant pain in my arse of an ex husband, come on JJ it'll be fun hehehehe

minks;769944 wrote: ok come one and swap with me...

single mother ...don't let that scare you

you will get the hang of dealing with a 17 year old with ADHD who is completely reckless and irresponsible

Oh and not to mention a 20 year old who is a young mother with major "life" issues

And yes the sharp constant pain in my arse of an ex husband, come on JJ it'll be fun hehehehe


Ha....good job minksy!!

I won't even go there....single mom with 3 boys is all I usually have to say and then watch 'em run like the wind!

WonderWendy3;769949 wrote: Ha....good job minksy!!

I won't even go there....single mom with 3 boys is all I usually have to say and then watch 'em run like the wind!


yep we all have our challenges eh hehehehehe

I'll trade you my 130 6th graders for 3 boys.....no, wait a minute, I already had my four and they're grown!:wah:

WonderWendy3;769823 wrote: :wah: Okay chosi, fair enough....at least he has a few hours in between us to get ready for the countertop full at my house.

Come on down Mister, if you think I have it so good....really I'm ready!



by hand? I wash them by hand and have a sink full EVERY day too!


by hand yes ...

Patsy Warnick;769824 wrote: Well, Well, Well - Hello JJ

You wouldn't Love being a Woman - menapause sucks

Patsy


oops! forgot about that patsy ... thanx for the reminder ... isn't there stuff you can do that stops that?

kinks;769827 wrote: hey jj, been a while since i've seen you here


and much too long since I'VE seen you!

chonsigirl;769828 wrote: Ah, you are a gem!




jeez ... i know!

Carolly;769831 wrote: Love it lol except not sure about that bit sunshine :-5......:wah::rolleyes:;):p


you mean women DON"T have an easy life!

chonsigirl;769833 wrote: Easy life, now what would that be like.....

Being able to sleep in on two hour delay days-gosh no, my husband got up at

5 am anyway! Having a weekend off, no way, not with two jobs right now. Third kicks up in spring....But I did do my dishes before I posted.


but you live in nirvana sweetie ... paradise! nobody does dishes in paradise!

Chezzie;769862 wrote: well speaking for me...I love my life and wouldnt want to swap it........So I can understand you wanting to be me :wah::wah::-4


a well contented lady ... a wonderful if rare person!

littlemissgiggle;769940 wrote: you can come and be me if you like

i would love to be man for the days see what things feel like on the other side. :-3


oooooooh! saucy! (things feel good this side)

minks;769944 wrote: ok come on and swap with me...

single mother ...don't let that scare you

you will get the hang of dealing with a 17 year old with ADHD who is completely reckless and irresponsible

Oh and not to mention a 20 year old who is a young mother with major "life" issues

And yes the sharp constant pain in my arse of an ex husband, come on JJ it'll be fun hehehehe


jeez ... well if you put it that way minks ... sounds REAL scary! how the hell do you cope with that pain in your butt?

Gee, i'd love to be a woman

They've such an easy life,

I'd love to be a woman

Be some rich sucker's wife.


I came home from the day of hell at work and read this. I wanted to do

this----> :-5 to you. :wah:

I want to be a man! I want to sit after work and on my days off while I watch the woman bust her butt to work and keep up with the house. :p

Peg;770015 wrote: I came home from the day of hell at work and read this. I wanted to do

this----> :-5 to you.

I want to be a man! I want to sit after work and on my days off while I watch the woman bust her butt to work and keep up with the house. :p:wah::wah::wah:;)

Yeah, Its been a real ball. Never mind married to a rich husband... how about a date who could pick up the check? Lots of real men out there.

weeder;770068 wrote: Yeah, Its been a real ball. Never mind married to a rich husband... how about a date who could pick up the check? Lots of real men out there.


I hear ya sista!!

I finally found one of those, and he moved away!-1:-1

Peg;770015 wrote: I came home from the day of hell at work and read this. I wanted to do

this----> :-5 to you. :wah:

I want to be a man! I want to sit after work and on my days off while I watch the woman bust her butt to work and keep up with the house. :p


but peg ... my woman never has to do stuff like that!

Jj.

I don't think I could swap with a guy 'cause I'm pretty sure I would either pull a muscle or go blind within 24 hours..:sneaky:

grh;770097 wrote: I don't think I could swap with a guy 'cause I'm pretty sure I would either pull a muscle or go blind within 24 hours..:sneaky:


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Thanks for my morning laugh!

I'd Love to Be a Woman!





A wig, a decent dress, some nylons and a little lipstick.

Whats the problem ?

Nomad;770222 wrote: I'd Love to Be a Woman!





A wig, a decent dress, some nylons and a little lipstick.

Whats the problem ?


jeez ... are you back again? okay ... send me a picture first and then i'll decide if i wanna date you ... and don't forget the lipstick ...

Jj

jones jones;770224 wrote: jeez ... are you back again? okay ... send me a picture first and then i'll decide if i wanna date you ... and don't forget the lipstick ...



Jj


That was yesterday. Im not feeling you today. Sorry nothing personal.

I meant for you, if you want to be female take some of your mad money stash and get yourself a nice outfit.

Be damned sure before you set foot in public though.

Thats a commitment your neighbors probably wont forget.

Nomad;770231 wrote: That was yesterday. Im not feeling you today. Sorry nothing personal.

I meant for you, if you want to be female take some of your mad money stash and get yourself a nice outfit.

Be damned sure before you set foot in public though.

Thats a commitment your neighbors probably wont forget.


huh? say wot dude?

jones jones;770235 wrote: huh? say wot dude?


The header says youre ready to make "the transition"

Nomad;770237 wrote: The header says youre ready to make "the transition"


O ... ... kay ... if you say so ...

This is a mixed gender forum.

Gay, lesbian, transsexual, cross dressers etc thus Forum -->Garden<--

Get it now ?

Its ok, youre safe here.





At least I think it is.



















It is right ?

Nomad;770241 wrote: This is a mixed gender forum.

Gay, lesbian, transsexual, cross dressers etc thus Forum -->Garden


i'm safe here? really? jeez i haven't felt safe here for a long time!

thanx nomad ... or should i say ... nommy?

jones jones;769981 wrote: jeez ... well if you put it that way minks ... sounds REAL scary! how the hell do you cope with that pain in your butt?


self medication JJ :wah:

minks;770324 wrote: self medication JJ :wah:


thought it might be something like that minks!

Jj

jones jones;770335 wrote: thought it might be something like that minks!

Jj


aw but you know what JJ, there are times when I know I would not like to be a man

minks;770341 wrote: aw but you know what JJ, there are times when I know I would not like to be a man


like i said in the poem love ... its tough to be a man!

Jj

it aint easy being a woman either...:wah: