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I dunno, if its got football, aliens, Nazi's and lots of explosions in it, then I am all for it.

jimbo;770745 wrote: yup shame about the fulham game you could of been 4th



you have about as much luck as spurs mate did you see that spawny man u outfit robbed us of two points with a late own goal :rolleyes::rolleyes:


Yeah, sickened so I was. :-1

jimbo;770708 wrote: being one of the young lads that found raquel outstanding in more ways than one in the original film , i wondered what sort of eye candy would be on show ... nothing doing



i think the bc should stand for bigger crap :rolleyes::rolleyes:





what do you guys think of it play trailer vvvvvvvvvv





http://uk.ard.yahoo.com/SIG=157fclv0b/M ... 42582.html




Same title but that's all - just another barbarian fantasy, sad.

Looks completely daft! Not sure I'll bother:rolleyes:

I was thinking......





No really I was.



You see with the writer's strike and anything, the movie guys who make the movies must be even more desperate for stupid ideas than usual, so....

My ultimate B-movie action flick would have Nazi's, Aliens, Lesbians, and Romans in it as any film with even one of these is usually quite good, so imagine a film with all four! Brilliant, but brilliant x4!

Thats super brilliant!!!!

In fact its so good we should start at episode 4 to get past all the boring bits in the first 3 movies so why waste filming money on them?

But I am a bit stuck for a title, in fact I have been stuck for a title for the past 3 and a half years, so if anyone can suggest a title I can then start on page one of the script, which will be of course at the moment of the big bang, as thats a good place and time to start as its where space and time actually started anyway. The end will be of course at the World Cup Final where Ireland will beat England 9-0 with all the goals coming in extra time, I am not sure how that's gonna work in with the plot exactly, but it is vital to the development of all the characters to realize that Ireland are the greatest football team.

And for Jimbo I will cast David Hasslehoff in the movie....... as me of course, and I will be scoring 7 of those winning goals that give us the Cup and also save the world.

Hollywood, get ready, there's a new boy in town.

]To get the ball rolling I will suggest a title that come to mind.





Robo Hoff and the Nazi Aliens vs Churchill and the Lesbian Legion of Doom BC.

Part Quattro.

Ok, you people are not working with me, so I will just have to start.

Scene one

Night, Exterior

On a lonley mountain in LA, Multiple Noble Prize winning genetic physicist working for the U.S. Government "Hoff" is playing his guitar with his Girlfriend Tiffany (played by Linsey Lohan).

Hoff: God man, its so boring working for the US Military doing black ops and building time machines, THOSE MANIACS ARE GOING TO FAR (shouting). I would much rather be working on my personal project to clone Winston Churchill from his cigar spit.

Tiffany: Gee, yeah.

Hoff: Yeah, when my daddy was killed by the last shot in the Vietnam war in that wheelchair, I promised myself that I would only do good in the world, but look at me now, trying to create the ultimate time traveling lesbian war machine. THOSE CRAZY BASTARDS! DAMN THEM ALL!

Tiffany: Gee.

Hoff: (playing "stairway to heaven" softly) Tiffany, your the only thing that's real to me now baby, will you marry me?

Tiffany: Oh Hoff, of course I will.

Hoff: Here's looking at you, kid.

He turns to kiss her

Suddenly a huge helicopter flies over the mountain, hoff pulls back the breech on his shotgun-guitar (that he built himself) and starts pumping lead into the machine.

Hoff: DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! YOU MANIACS! GRRRRHHHHHHH





Okay, that's as far as I have gotten, but its a start, feel free to join in at any time.

Come on, I need help with this masterpiece!

*The evil eye-patch wearing Nazi genius mathematician called Dr Spot, is watching the exchange of gunfire on his spy satellite from his secret lair built deep in the hills of the Brecon Beacons*



Dr Spot to his slightly moronic henchman Jimbones 'I can see that this Hoff fellow is a bit more of a threat than our surveillance indicated'



Jimbones 'Huh?'



Dr Spot 'It's obviously time to call in the Lesbian assassins but first they must finish filming my porn masterpiece Pu**y Galore from which we shall make millions and fund our evil crime empire'



Jimbones 'Huh?'

Imladris;772111 wrote: *The evil eye-patch wearing Nazi genius mathematician called Dr Spot, is watching the exchange of gunfire on his spy satellite from his secret lair built deep in the hills of the Brecon Beacons*



Dr Spot to his slightly moronic henchman Jimbones 'I can see that this Hoff fellow is a bit more of a threat than our surveillance indicated'



Jimbones 'Huh?'



Dr Spot 'It's obviously time to call in the Lesbian assassins but first they must finish filming my porn masterpiece Pu**y Galore from which we shall make millions and fund our evil crime empire'



Jimbones 'Huh?'


I like where you are going with this, I can see Dr Spot now, somehow the evil lesbian assasins are going to morph into the time-travelling lesbian legion of doom. I am not sure where the Nazi Aliens come in yet, but its working.