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:eek:good god, i will have to do me hair, put me face on and some decent clobber!!!!!!! I sit here like a bag lady most of the time;):D

jimbo;771389 wrote: wait untill sunderland win then you will be smiling from ear to ear :-6





acually that could be a while maybe for a future episode :wah::wah:


:p:p:p

jimbo;771401 wrote: i know who could play immy








Do you know - she's the spitting image of me! :sneaky: (except I'd never say such a stupid thing, other stupid things yes, but not that one!!)

Im very hurt that I was not offered a part. Considering that I made my FG webcam debut... in my underware... for Abbey... last year. Before you even thought of this great idea. I was totally oblivious to being on the camera, which made it reality TV. In a manner of speaking, it was my British debut, and I have always been surprised that the BBC didnt contact me.

jimbo;771395 wrote: and i guess john rivers could play chezzie :wah::wah:





and linda carter plays wonderwendy


You think??...ha...I wish!!:wah: Thanks for making my day Jimbo!:-4

Gotta be Rosie O'Donnell for Redglitter. Its a joke people, laugh. Come on you know its funny..:wah:



Barbara Walters for G#Gill:)



Brittany for Sunny? Well when she gets out..:wah:



Elly May Clampett for Sheryl.. Come on you know our country girl uses her bra as a double barreled slingshot..:wah:



Let the hateful Pm's begin, (cause I haven't ever had any)..

weeder;771419 wrote: Im very hurt that I was not offered a part. Considering that I made my FG webcam debut... in my underware... for Abbey... last year. Before you even thought of this great idea. I was totally oblivious to being on the camera, which made it reality TV. In a manner of speaking, it was my British debut, and I have always been surprised that the BBC didnt contact me.
Katherine Ross for you Weeder, (cause she likes long nose hair) I mean she married Sam Elliott..







His nose hair is so long it looks like a moustache..

YZGI;771427 wrote: Gotta be Rosie O'Donnell for Redglitter. Its a joke people, laugh. Come on you know its funny..



Barbara Walters for G#Gill



Brittany for Sunny? Well when she gets out..:wah:



Elly May Clampett for Sheryl.. Come on you know our country girl uses her bra as a double barreled slingshot..



Let the hateful Pm's begin, (cause I haven't ever had any)..


:wah: you know, both of my kids when they were younger thought she was me when they'd see her! They'd point and say "mama"...........:wah:

um, and you'd have to be played by Billy Bob Thornton. But he's hot, so that's cool.

Im happy.... I LOVE Sam Elliott. I would KISS his nose hairs.

HUff:-5 Im not even in this film:-5:mad::p:p

YZGI;771427 wrote: Gotta be Rosie O'Donnell for Redglitter. Its a joke people, laugh. Come on you know its funny..



Barbara Walters for G#Gill:)



Brittany for Sunny? Well when she gets out.



Elly May Clampett for Sheryl.. Come on you know our country girl uses her bra as a double barreled slingshot.:



Let the hateful Pm's begin, (cause I haven't ever had any)..


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I got that visual!! Wonder if she will have the pet monkey on her back while using her bra as a slingshot!!

Kaz is someone everyone loves....like Oprah but different...:o

kazalala;771458 wrote: HUff Im not even in this film:-5:mad::p:p


quick, pick someone for yourself before Jimbo or YZGI have their way with you..... :wah:

WonderWendy3;771459 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_

I got that visual!! Wonder if she will have the pet monkey on her back while using her bra as a slingshot!!

Kaz is someone everyone loves....like Oprah but different...:o


:-3:wah:

sunny104;771460 wrote: quick, pick someone for yourself before Jimbo or YZGI have their way with you..... :wah:


erm erm ooooooo help!!!!!!!!!:-5:D

jimbo;771395 wrote: and i guess john rivers could play chezzie :wah::wah:





and linda carter plays wonderwendy :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


I get some BLOKE! iv'e never heard of!!!!

Jeeesh and your a mate...pttttf<<<<<<<<<flicks hair and scratches her balls on way to fridge for a tinnie:sneaky:

Chezzie;771475 wrote: I get some BLOKE! iv'e never heard of!!!!

Jeeesh and your a mate...pttttf


maybe he meant Joan Rivers.....???

OMG! thats soooooooooo worse than being called a bloke lol:wah::wah:

jimbo;771524 wrote: sorry i meant joan rivers its that soberahole altering my posts again wah::wah::wah:


But I look nothing like Joan Rivers??? I got more bloody wrinkles on my arse than she has on her face:wah:

p.s. I had to delete your wahs to get my wahs and confused to post.........Damn this limit on emots.........Paying bloody members should be allowed 6 in EVERY post regardless of if their quoting.......gets right on my breasts having to edit posts...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and breathe.......exhale and out....

jimbo;771386 wrote: spot has given me a great idea



forum garden tv



we could all leave our web cams on and every day ,we could get a real idea of what each others lives was like



and every so often we could have a guy with a camara follow some one around for a day ,so we all knew exactly what sort of lives they lead





and know i ruin everything



if it was really a hit and a forum garden movie was made





we could have telly savales play me



we have pamala anderson play aussie pam



and a dodo could play pheasant



joe pesci could play soberahole



christopher llyod could play wise guy





well what do you think good idea about the show





and who could play who in the movie just for fun guys :rolleyes:



nora batty could play carolly .....ha ha i have used up my smileys ha ha


What one of those ugly looking extinct things :wah:

oh I thought it said Dido :wah::wah::wah:

Chezzie;771552 wrote: oh I thought it said Dido :wah::wah::wah:


:wah: Whats a dido?

I just googled it, reply was 'did you mean dildo'

YZGI;771427 wrote: Gotta be Rosie O'Donnell for Redglitter. Its a joke people, laugh. Come on you know its funny..



Barbara Walters for G#Gill:)



Brittany for Sunny? Well when she gets out..



Elly May Clampett for Sheryl.. Come on you know our country girl uses her bra as a double barreled slingshot..:wah:



Let the hateful Pm's begin, (cause I haven't ever had any)..


:eek: shhh i'm the government's secret weapon. :wah:

I think I found who will play you Pheasy..







Bjork:wah:

ThePheasant;771558 wrote: I just googled it, reply was 'did you mean dildo'


Are you a stimulating kinda bird that can bring a women to her knees screaming yes baby yes?

Chezzie;771566 wrote: Are you a stimulating kinda bird that can bring a women to her knees screaming yes baby yes?


Hang on - this reply is going to take a bit thought :wah:

YZGI;771562 wrote: I think I found who will play you Pheasy..







Bjork:wah:


Its better than being a dildo

jimbo;771394 wrote:



well kathy bates could play floppy :wah::wah::wah:


Now, Jimbo. that's just mean.

Ms Bates is much cuter. :sneaky:

Love you Floppy.

jimbo;771394 wrote: has any one seen the movie misery with gene hackman





well kathy bates could play floppy :wah::wah::wah:


Jimbo that was James Caan, not Gene Hackman. I am a Gene Hackman fan from way back.

I would let Sally Field play me, by the way. She is a tad older that I am.....and better looking.

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