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In all the hubub about the possibility of America having its first woman or black president, the big story is being missed in that the US may soon end up with its first Bass Player President (Mike Hukabee), okay its a long shot, but he is still in it. Now I don't know how the other candidates have been dealing with their own lack of musical prowess, (maybe they have musical talent and they are not saying) but it never hurts to let rip with a few bars of Gershwin or even the odd Prince song when your poll ratings are going down and your economy is in trouble.

Big Billy C was a competent Sax player (not sex, sax), and Tonyboy Blair used to like to pretend he could play the guitar a bit. But so far we have a band with Bully Blair on the Rythmn Guitar, Bad boy Mike Hukabee on the Bass, and old Blue Dress Clinton on Sax, we need a hot lead player and also someone keeping the beats on the drums at the back, who is best placed for that in the polls?

Opinions anyone?

I think Clinton will play harmonica for us. Obama will do a few dance steps "Fred Astaire" style. Mcclain will do his singing ventroliquist act. Romney will tap on various water glasses filled with differant levels of water.







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