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This will drive you nuts :BangHead

Heres Ron



Ron's ' Card Trick. Performed by: YOU !!



Pick one of the following cards. Don 't click on it; just keep it in your head.



Scroll down when you have your card and you have it in your head ....





Think about your card for at least 20 seconds in front of Ron.



do not scrool down untill looking at ron for 20 secons









Ron will attempt to read your mind!

Scroll down after 20 Seconds but not before 20 seconds and no cheating











The Great Ron Has Removed Your Card you had in your mind





SCARY ISN'T IT.

Now scroll up and do it again, this will freak you out.

Different cards babe in second lot;)Thats why yer card aint there:wah::D

I thought I would get one over him so I chose two cards,guess what,they was not there either:-5

Ritz...................it's seems that you have been properly busted.:wah:

along-for-the-ride;775499 wrote: Ritz...................it's seems that you have been properly busted.:wah:
Me finks thats also:wah::wah:;)

Lol honest it had me going,till I read the next post,what a **** I am "blush"

fuzzy butt;775504 wrote: thanks Carolly I feel better now .

Duped again !!!!:mad:


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ritz;775507 wrote: Lol honest it had me going,till I read the next post,what a **** I am "blush"

ok work this one out,it is off my forums,what a member put up...

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Dear Aunty Ritz & uncle Lowrider

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a

distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the

flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under

Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such

as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed

undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes

the system. I've tried running Nagging

5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.



What can I do?



Signed, Desperate ..... :-5What would I do??????Get rid of the member hun what else:wah::wah::rolleyes:;)

What a nutter I am

fuzzy butt;775519 wrote: oh oops not you carolly the other one who wants to fry my brain this morningPhew:-5

Fuzz was gonna come an sort you out then mate;) but I agree Ritz is gettin on me bleedin nerves:rolleyes:;):wah:

Ritz;775521 wrote: This was left on my forums. what you say......



Dear Aunty Ritz & uncle Lowrider

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a

distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the

flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under

Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such

as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed

undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes

the system. I've tried running Nagging

5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.



What can I do?



Signed, Desperate ..... :-5GET A HEARING AID.....IVE TOLD YOU ONCE:-5:-5:rolleyes::p

Carolly;775523 wrote: Phew:-5

Fuzz was gonna come an sort you out then mate;) but I agree Ritz is gettin on me bleedin nerves:rolleyes:;):wah:


I do,why"sob"

Any ways here is what Lowrider said to her.....

Dear Desperate

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while

Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You LovedMe.html" and try to

download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If

that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then

automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to

default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a

very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in

the background that will eventually seize control of all your system

resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.

These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited

memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider

buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.



Good Luck, uncle lowrider69:p

Ritz;775527 wrote: I do,why"sob"
Ere you were a bodyguard???:-2Errrr well maybe you ain't that bad.......may even sing a song:guitarist.....there now we are mates......:driving:..................................ffs trust me to ave a go at a bleedin female ex bodyguard:-5:rolleyes:

Ritz;775529 wrote: Any ways here is what Lowrider said to her.....

Dear Desperate

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while

Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You LovedMe.html" and try to

download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If

that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then

automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to

default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a

very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in

the background that will eventually seize control of all your system

resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.

These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited

memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider

buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.



Good Luck, uncle lowrider69:pEre Ritz.......ever thought about takin up Jig Saw Puzzles???:wah::rolleyes:;)

Lol This is an unofficial Ritz Grrrrr



:p

Dunno whose madder .............me for being here or you :rolleyes:;) mate:wah:

fuzzy butt;775549 wrote: OOOhhhh I'm really scared now!!!!:wah::wah:



CAROLLY SHE GRRRRR'DDD at me ........................*runs to stand behind carol:-3Look Fuzz stick with me baby.......I mean I met The Beatles......she wouldn't DARE have a go at us:rolleyes:;)

here is my grandaughter she coming for you no now..



en this is for you

en you say point to me I think.....

Carolly;775555 wrote: Look Fuzz stick with me baby.......I mean I met The Beatles......she wouldn't DARE have a go at us:rolleyes:;)




So you met the Beatles the ones on the floor lol....

fuzzy butt;775561 wrote: YOU DID WHAT? WOW!!!!

I had a girlfriend at school who's mother got a kiss from one of them when the climbed up a water drain pipe to get to them when they came to Melbourne:wah:
Actually Fuzz its the truth I did......before they were famous.....Love Me Do had just come out and they were pretty unknown.....I was very young but remember everything about it.There was just 4 of us talking to them and was chatting for about half an hour.They all had black leather jackets on and asked us all for a coffee....I couldn't as I had to get home:-5. Some time after that I saw them again when Please Please Me the LP had just come out....they were mobbed but Paul saw me an come over an signed their LP for me which I still have...but the book I had they all signed......God only knows what happened to that. Because its an early signature its worth quite abit and Im tempted to sell lol:);)

Ritz;775567 wrote:

So you met the Beatles the ones on the floor lol....
Oh baby if only you knew half lol;)

fuzzy butt;775570 wrote: what a sweet little girl she'd fit right in around here:wah:

I have a 20 year old son if she's interested?:wah:


She is 21 yesterday and a part time model,am so proud of her....



en that is my daughter and her mum....

Love you guys your as nutty as me.am always up for a good laugh...

How does one get there own pic on here? it only got there avatars showing...

I have just opened my paranomal forums up now awaiting members ho yes and admin en mods,do you know any one thats in to all that,I am thats why I built the forums,ho en how do get my sig on? do you have to have so many points?

who do I ask these questions to.....