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Corrupt A Wish
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:28 pm
by Trunk Monkey
The point of the game is to "corrupt" the wish the person above you posts.
Examples:
Person 1 -- I wish I had a new car.
Person 2 -- Wish granted, but it doesn't have an engine.
Person 1 -- I wish I didn't have an annoying brother.
Person 2 -- Wish granted, but now you have two annoying sisters.
Let's start: Wish I had some pizza
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:31 pm
by Omni_Skittles
wish granted but it's 9 years old cheese pizza
I wish i had a million dollars!
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:41 pm
by Trunk Monkey
Wish granted but it's all Monopoly money
Wish I could eat out tonight
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:26 pm
by kayleneaussie
Wish granted but your got no money.
Wish I could sleep all night.
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:56 pm
by sunny_bunny
kayleneaussie;782201 wrote: Wish granted but your got no money.
Wish I could sleep all night.
Wish granted but you wake to find you slept so deeply and snored so loudly that you broke every window pane in your house and your local glaziers gone on holiday! :wah:
Are your babies singing "Esso Blue" kayleneaussie?
There used to be a TV ad whose ditty went "Bum bum bum bum Es-so blue" :wah:
Wish my sense of humour wasn't quite so lame.

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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:47 pm
by Omni_Skittles
sunny_bunny;782227 wrote: Wish granted but you wake to find you slept so deeply and snored so loudly that you broke every window pane in your house and your local glaziers gone on holiday! :wah:
Are your babies singing "Esso Blue" kayleneaussie?
There used to be a TV ad whose ditty went "Bum bum bum bum Es-so blue" :wah:
Wish my sense of humour wasn't quite so lame. :oWish Granted... but you lose your memory
I wish i get a car for my birthday!
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:23 pm
by lovesagoodgirl
Omni_Skittles;782328 wrote: Wish Granted... but you lose your memory
I wish i get a car for my birthday!Wish granted, but it's my car! :sneaky:
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:19 pm
by Omni_Skittles
lovesagoodgirl;782357 wrote: Wish granted, but it's my car! :sneaky:uhh you didn't finish
I wish i could have a drink of soda
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:33 am
by Trunk Monkey
Wish granted but it's flat
Wish I could go skiing today
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:19 am
by el guapo
wish granted but the snow melted
i wish i was miserable
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:46 am
by Peg
You wish to be miserable? Granted, but the feeling never leaves.
I wish I had a male maid.
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:48 am
by Trunk Monkey
Wish granted but he's 80 years old
Wish I had some pancakes
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 10:51 pm
by Wallaroo
wish granted - but Trixie-Bell made them
wish .... more of the old gang would join and play
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:00 pm
by Omni_Skittles
wish granted but the old gang is literally a bunch of old gang members
wish... i wish i was a NASCAR race driver! XD
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:20 pm
by Wallaroo
wish granted - but your car runs out of gas on the last lap
wish ... i could win a new boat
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:21 pm
by Omni_Skittles
Granted but it's a toy boat!!!
I wish i had food!!!
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:13 am
by kayleneaussie
Wish granted but the bread is stale.
Wish I could lose weight
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:57 am
by qsducks
Wish granted, Jenny Craig is on her way
Wish it was snowing
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:00 am
by Trunk Monkey
Wish granted, you can have some of the 12" headed my way
Wish our PM would hold more than 5 messages
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:02 am
by qsducks
Wish not granted, it get's too clogged
Wish I had a pepperoni stromboli
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:04 am
by Trunk Monkey
Wish not granted, it's not good for you
Wish we weren't under a winter storm watch
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:06 am
by qsducks
Wish not granted, we're gonna get it too
Wish we were in Australia
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:17 am
by Trunk Monkey
Wish granted if you pay to get us there
Wish I could find the cow
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:24 am
by qsducks
Wish not granted, we're banned from the old neighborhood
Wish the white seal was here
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:26 am
by Trunk Monkey
Wish not granted, the seal is hunting for food
Wish the whole family was here
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:27 am
by qsducks
Wish not granted, no letters today?
Wish you would do games on page 2
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:31 am
by Trunk Monkey
Wish not granted, you are to bossy
Wish you would come pick me up
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:34 am
by qsducks
Wish not granted, no gas
Wish gas wasn't so expensive
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:00 pm
by Trunk Monkey
Wish granted, use natural gas..LOL
Wish we could use smiley central here
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:05 pm
by Wallaroo
Wish granted - so do i
wish..... wish the rest of the gang would migrate here
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:05 pm
by qsducks
Wish granted, didn't you see your pm?
Wish we more people played the Sausage Game:wah:
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:08 pm
by Trunk Monkey
Wish not granted, they like hotdogs better
Wish I could get these smileys to work
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:11 pm
by qsducks
wish not granted, got a debit card?
Wish you didn't have that problem
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:19 pm
by Trunk Monkey
Wish not granted, :-5
Wish I had some pizza for dinner
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:03 pm
by qsducks
Wish not granted, who delivers in 15 ft of snow?
Wish you could have had some lasagna tonight
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:29 am
by Trunk Monkey
Wish granted if you make it for me
Wish I could find my windchime
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:38 am
by qsducks
Wish not granted, it's frozen
Wish I knew what was going on next door? (live in a twin)
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:23 pm
by Trunk Monkey
qsducks;786423 wrote: Wish not granted, it's frozen
Wish I knew what was going on next door? (live in a twin)
Live in a twin what :wah:
Wish I knew what people were wishing
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:45 pm
by Wallaroo
wish not granted - it would`nt be a surprise then
wish ... i could send some fresh crab cakes to my friends in America
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:45 am
by qsducks
wish granted, where's the mailman?
Wish trunk monkey knew what a "twin" was - (side by side)
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:50 am
by Trunk Monkey
Wish not granted, it's called a duplex here
Wish I could go bowling
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:52 am
by qsducks
Wish granted, want to play on the Wii?
Wish trunkmonkey knew that a duplex is not a side by side
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:09 am
by Trunk Monkey
Wish not granted..end of conversation
Wish the duck would stop picking on the poor monkey
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:02 pm
by qsducks
Wish granted, here here
Wish I could give the monkey a Ride on the Ducks ride in Philly for free of course:)
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:24 am
by Trunk Monkey
Wish granted, just come pick up the monkey
Wish it didn't snow here every day
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:05 pm
by Wallaroo
wish not granted - i want you to get sick of it and move to OZ
wish ..... my internet was`nt so damn slow.
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:14 pm
by qsducks
Wish granted, trade in some of your crabcakes to the salesman & I'm sure he give you all the bells & whistles
Wish I had some of those crabcakes last night
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:18 pm
by Wallaroo
wish not granted - i sent them by post and they are probably really smelly by now.
Wish ......Trunkmonkey was here to play with us
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:20 pm
by qsducks
Wish not granted, she's not allowed out at night
Wish she would come out too
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:44 pm
by Wallaroo
wish not granted - she`s locked in her cage
wish........... there were more hours in the day