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dad's dating rules

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:37 am
by Peg
i was thinking we need some rules in place for when she is older ... do you think these go far enough


Almost. :wah:

dad's dating rules

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:37 pm
by chrisb84uk
jimbo;785481 wrote: I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house.:D



Rule Ten:

Be afraid. Be very afraid.


Hahaha need I say anymore, I doubt anyone would mention your daughters name now let alone anything else! :wah: :p

dad's dating rules

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:45 am
by qsducks
Have you checked out youtube.com - type in Trunkmonkey and that should take care of the problem in the car if the boy has one.

dad's dating rules

Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:43 am
by Omni_Skittles
oh dear. Jimbo, I hope her mother is more sane!!! lol

dad's dating rules

Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:28 am
by Miss Maam
You go dad! You must have known my parents! :wah: I've 1 daughter that my late husband and I both stated our rules. She's 26 now and quite the lady; see: No kids thank the Lord. My father words to me and my two sisters were: Nobody brings any children into this household but me and your mother! Those old-school rules were hard but in these days certainly appreciated. :)

My son's (her older brothers) now occasionally give their opinions and they hold nothing back! To all your rules; and I read them through, I can honestly say:


dad's dating rules

Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:50 pm
by along-for-the-ride
JImbo, I want you to know that I did some homework for you. I found this song that you can practice and sing when your daughter goes out with the boys.

http://video.search.yahoo.com/video/pla ... 1116711639

I sure hope it comes up for ya.:)

dad's dating rules

Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 3:20 pm
by kayleneaussie
I just love your rules Jimbo, you sound just like me:D

dad's dating rules

Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:29 pm
by CARLA
Jimbo you rule I'm sending this to my Son-In-Law so he can post it in the house for my Granddaughter when she starts dating which will be when she is about 30.:wah::wah:

dad's dating rules

Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:16 pm
by nvalleyvee
When Emily was 14 I heard a "thump da thump" pull up to my driveway. He came to the door and said "Yo- Emily here?"

Not here for you EVER......was my response.

I told him he coldn't return until he learned respect.

The next boy she had come to the house at 15 shook my hand - called me Maam - and had her home by curfew. Don't want to scare you but they are married now after dating for 8 years.

dad's dating rules

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:54 am
by kinks
:wah::wah::wah: that was funny, my husband would agree with you on that....he always says our girls aren't allowed out the house till they're 40....LOL

dad's dating rules

Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:07 am
by Mustang
Jimbo. very good BUT I have some more rules for your list.

Rule 11. remember the key under the flower pot.

Rule 12. change the locks on the doors.

Rule 13. keep the shot gun near the back door.

I have boxes of ammo if needed.

Call me we need to talk. LOL DID THAT. :)