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I am in the doctors office (long awaited womenly visit....that I despise to begin with) and waiting for the doctor, I hear my phone ring...now mind you, Wendy doesn't have a regular ring tone, nor does she have some groovy new pop song as her ring tone, she has "Everybody was Kung foo fighting" on her phone as a ring tone, courtesy of my middle son about two years ago, and I've never changed it...

I jump to the chair where my purse is ...I'm half naked....I find that someone left me a text message....which we all know...WENDY is old, she doesn't do texting well....this is what it read:

"Tag! your mine! today is national claim a dumb ass day. So ur my dumb ass. Hurry & tag as many dumb asses u can! No tag backs."



I felt it to be very appropriate at the present moment and didn't forward to any other dumb asses that might have had their asses exposed at the time of reading this wonderful message!!:o



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Nice.

I'm picturing you freezing in mid dive and doing the kung fu fighting dance in your paper gown before picking up the phone.

Sorry Wendy but I just have to laugh:yh_rotfl

So you grabbed your phone "fast as lightning"...? Huuuh

oh, you're too funny!!!

my womanly check up last week wasn't nearly as exciting! :wah:

Hehehe good story Wendy! :p

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Was the doctor funky Billy Chin or little Sammy Chung :wah::wah::wah:

That's great! My mom never stops text messaging me junk like that. haha talk about perfect timing! :wah:

:wah: fantastic wendy

i think i like that ring tone

:wah:Great choice of ringtone!

:wah::wah::wah: Sorry hunny that had to happen to you on your visit to the "yukkkkkky doctor." These are trying times, aren't they:-4 Hope all went well my lovely friend:-4:-4

Thanks for making me laugh!!

To answer Krams question....I did answer it fast as lighting, it was a little bit frightening!!:rolleyes:

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