This One Is For Miss Rosie (Irish Joke)

Post by **jones jones** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:30 am

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a full day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.

The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60

pounds

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going

to drop dead on dat 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from f**kin' skippin", the Irishman said.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:38 am

:wah: Hahaha good one JJ!

pinkchick · Post by **pinkchick** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:35 pm

:wah: Nice one JJ :wah:

moonpie · Post by **moonpie** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:44 pm

Cute:wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:52 pm

:wah::wah::wah:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:09 pm

:wah: And here he is..............at it again. And this time he brought his friend.

Click on pic.

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Post by **jones jones** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:18 pm

along-for-the-ride;801462 wrote: :wah: And here he is..............at it again. And this time he brought his friend.

Click on pic.

thats cute honey!!! just like you ... :-4

pinkchick · Post by **pinkchick** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:22 pm

along-for-the-ride;801462 wrote: :wah: And here he is..............at it again. And this time he brought his friend.

Click on pic.

That is so cute!:-4