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I am going to put this picture on my fridge to remind me that not everyone is as genuine or caring as I thought all people could be. You would of thought at my age, and with my life experiences, I would have known better. :wah::wah::wah:

Oh well ... sh1t happens

Phezzie I will agree it is one ugly whatever it is. :-3 But did you buy this lovely item thinking it was something else. :-2

CARLA;804655 wrote: Phezzie I will agree it is one ugly whatever it is. :-3 But did you buy this lovely item thinking it was something else. :-2


Its nasty isn't it, and no I did not buy it. I am kinda laughing at myself here. :wah::wah:

jimbo;804662 wrote: look if your still going on about the pm you were in the next batch ok :rolleyes:





now shush i'm trying to eat my fish and chips , watch match of the day , drink some proper english beer



and then i'm going to have some spotteddick with custard



before i go down to the local pub and have a great laugh with people with a proper sense of humour :wah:


:wah::wah: I am so printing your picture off and throwing darts at it :wah:

Gone is the nice Pheasy

Pheasy babe............I aint a bleedin clue what yer going on about babes.........one of us has lost the plot me finks.....prob me so dont worry:o;)

spotteddick
You're going to have a what?!!! Did you just call spot a name? :wah:

That's Mister Eddick to you.

Carolly;804666 wrote: Pheasy babe............I aint a bleedin clue what yer going on about babes.........one of us has lost the plot me finks.....prob me so dont worry:o;)


:wah::wah: no honestly I think it was me......I just got let down again ...I'm a dumb ass :wah:

ThePheasant;804671 wrote: :wah::wah: no honestly I think it was me......I just got let down again ...I'm a dumb ass :wah:


What didn't I do this time?

spot;804668 wrote: That's Mister Eddick to you.


He sounds nice :wah:

Thank you for clearing that up. I was trying to figure out how to talk Spot out of banning you for calling him a name. :wah:

spot;804673 wrote: What didn't I do this time?


pfft if you don't know then .... well.... 'pheasy wipes away a tear' .... then ..... :-1

:wah::wah::wah:

ThePheasant;804671 wrote: :wah::wah: no honestly I think it was me......I just got let down again ...I'm a dumb ass :wah:


Awww Pheasy, I'm sorry someone let you down. They need their butt kicked. If it makes you feel any better, Jimbo didn't PM me either. :-1 :wah:

Peg;804679 wrote: Awww Pheasy, I'm sorry someone let you down. They need their butt kicked. If it makes you feel any better, Jimbo didn't PM me either. :-1 :wah:


You just had to bring that up didn't you :-5 :wah::wah:

ThePheasant;804671 wrote: :wah::wah: no honestly I think it was me......I just got let down again ...I'm a dumb ass :wah:


i too am a dumb ass but it wasn't me for a change cos i don't flirt with married women!!

do I??? :-3 :-3

jones jones;804682 wrote: i too am a dumb ass but it wasn't me for a change cos i don't flirt with married women!!

do I??? :-3 :-3


NO NOT MUCH!!! :wah::wah:

jimbo;804676 wrote: just to make sure there is no confusion over spotteddick :wah::wah:





http://www.janeausten.co.uk/magazine/pa ... 337&step=4





oh spot congrats on wales being champs at the rugby grand slam and all :-6





warrents its own thread really :-3


Only you could play that song and make me feel ............ ummm confused :wah::wah:

ThePheasant;804671 wrote: :wah::wah: no honestly I think it was me......I just got let down again ...I'm a dumb ass :Who let you down mate..........I will send in the mob:mad:....well maybe not BUT will Kay do??:rolleyes::D;)

Carolly;804692 wrote: Who let you down mate..........I will send in the mob....well maybe not BUT will Kay do??:rolleyes::D;)


:wah::wah: does she hurt ... i mean real pain ... okay I feel bad for saying that ... seriously there is no hope for me :wah::

jimbo;804690 wrote: hey pheasy :sneaky::sneaky:





i bet you are looking foreward to england in the summertime :wah::wah:












you... you .... evil person:wah:

jimbo;804699 wrote: pheasy how long have you been thinking that you are yzgi :wah::wah:







this song actually made me cry when i was in the states and really getting homesick :wah:







not long now pheasy








you idiot Jimbo :-1 you got me crying - IDIOT!! :-4

ThePheasant;804697 wrote: :wah::wah: does she hurt ... i mean real pain ... okay I feel bad for saying that ... seriously there is no hope for me :wah::Pheasy..........we really need to talk about this pain fing.......erhave you always been into this type of fing or has it just started............could be an age fing ye know:rolleyes:;)

Carolly;804714 wrote: Pheasy..........we really need to talk about this pain fing.......erhave you always been into this type of fing or has it just started............could be an age fing ye know;)


:wah: it just started I need to see pain :wah: are you saying I'm aging, aging is interesting .... mamma like

ThePheasant;804717 wrote: :wah: it just started I need to see pain :wah: are you saying I'm aging, aging is interesting .... mamma like Carry on like this dear and you will be as old as Gill............well maybe in another 50years anyway:rolleyes::wah::wah:

jimbo;804725 wrote:





" War does not determine who is right - only who is left. "


Thanks my friends ... you made me laugh ... I needed that .... just needed to remember you crazy, genuine, loving, idiots are out there for me ... lives good :-4:-4

ThePheasant;804728 wrote: Thanks my friends ... you made me laugh ... I needed that .... just needed to remember you crazy, genuine, loving, idiots are out there for me ... lives good Oh babe:-1.....here somefing to cheer you up abit more;)

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

"I'd love to be eight again" she replied On the morning of her

birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and

then took her off to the local theme park.

What a Day!

He put her on every ride in the park:

The Death Slide

The Wall of Fear

The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster Five hours later she staggered

out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt

upside down Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving

husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing

chocolate milk shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,

popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed

exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and

lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

"I meant my dress size, you f...... idiot"



The moral of this story : Even when a man is listening, he's still

gonna get it wrong. :wah::wah::D;)

Carolly;804735 wrote: Oh babe:-1.....here somefing to cheer you up abit more;)

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

"I'd love to be eight again" she replied On the morning of her

birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and

then took her off to the local theme park.

What a Day!

He put her on every ride in the park:

The Death Slide

The Wall of Fear

The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster Five hours later she staggered

out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt

upside down Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving

husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing

chocolate milk shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,

popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed

exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and

lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

"I meant my dress size, you f...... idiot"



The moral of this story : Even when a man is listening, he's still

gonna get it wrong. ;)


That is my DH :wah: but when you have been married for 25 years what can you do :wah: bless him

jimbo;804732 wrote: " A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand. "


I don't understand :-3

ThePheasant;804738 wrote: That is my DH :wah: but when you have been married for 25 years what can you do :wah: bless him
Ahhh you must have been a child bride..................now Mrs if that dont cheer you up nofing will:rolleyes::wah:;)

Carolly;804744 wrote: Ahhh you must have been a child bride..................now Mrs if that dont cheer you up nofing will:rolleyes::wah:;)


:wah: Yes we have been married for 25 years, I married when I was 5 years ... I a babe :wah::wah:

I'm off to bed ... thanks everyone... maybe the human race ain't so bad :-4:-4



I'm still puttin that b1tch on my fridge though :wah::wah:

ThePheasant;804752 wrote: :wah: Yes we have been married for 25 years, I married when I was 5 years ... I a babe :wah::wah:Night darlinxxx