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Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:57 am**

Dear forumgarden,

I'm just introducing myself as I just joined. Dan Howitt and I live in the upstate region of New York, around Lake Placid. I've been enjoying your forum for a while and thought I'd join. Thanks for offering this.

Dan Howitt

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:00 am**

DanHowitt;808924 wrote: Dear forumgarden,

I'm just introducing myself as I just joined. Dan Howitt and I live in the upstate region of New York, around Lake Placid. I've been enjoying your forum for a while and thought I'd join. Thanks for offering this.

Dan Howitt

welcome and enjoy

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:07 am**

Hey There Mr. DH

It's nice to meet you (unless you're a New York Yankees fan)! I'm Cher and live just outside of Boston, MA (yes, home of last year's World Series Champs) :p

Have some fun with us :-6

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:20 am**

Hiya Dan:D

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:25 am**

Good afternoon DanH and welcome to the garden.

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:00 am**

Welcome Dan! Are you from Saranac Lake? I went there on vacation once and it's nice there.

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:02 am**

Glad you're here with us! Drop by Bothwell's Pub for a pint and a good time!

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:53 am**

Hi Dan! I was in upstate NY while in the Air Force. I spent about 3 years in Rome during the winter of '93.

Fourteen feet of snow & I'm done for life. Enjoy the Garden! :-6

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:56 am**

Wecome to Forum Garden:)

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:22 pm**

DanHowitt;808924 wrote: Dear forumgarden,

I'm just introducing myself as I just joined. Dan Howitt and I live in the upstate region of New York, around Lake Placid. I've been enjoying your forum for a while and thought I'd join. Thanks for offering this.

Dan Howitt

So you've been lurking ?

A bit like window peeping is'nt it it ?

I feel violated and naked.

Violated and naked and dirty, as if

I've been pawed and probed by some

skulking unclean rancidness.

Excuse me while I scrub the ugliness from

my flesh.

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:30 pm**

Hello Dan, nice to meet you and welcome to the garden!:-6

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:36 pm**

Hi Dan!:)

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:39 pm**

Nomad;809249 wrote: So you've been lurking ?

A bit like window peeping is'nt it it ?

I feel violated and naked.

Violated and naked and dirty, as if

I've been pawed and probed by some

skulking unclean rancidness.

Excuse me while I scrub the ugliness from

my flesh.
You mean shower, don't you? Find out someone's watching and the first thing you think of is getting naked and showering?? Perv.

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:40 pm**

Hi Dan, welcome!

Oh, if any of the male 'members' (*snigger*) are getting naked and soapy please can I watch???? :sneaky::sneaky:

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:42 pm**

Accountable;809257 wrote: You mean shower, don't you? Find out someone's watching and the first thing you think of is getting naked and showering?? Perv.

I should get help.

HELP !

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:44 pm**

Nomad;809249 wrote: Excuse me while I scrub the ugliness from

my flesh.

. . . need anyone to reach your back? :p

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:44 pm**

Imladris;809260 wrote: Hi Dan, welcome!

Oh, if any of the male 'members' (*snigger*) are getting naked and soapy please can I watch???? :sneaky::sneaky:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Line forms to the left behind Immy and ME!!!!:wah:

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:48 pm**

Hi Dan,

Welcome to the garden..hope you have lots of good times here.

You live in a gorgeous area. Do you live near Lake Minnewaska? We stayed at the Lake Minnewaka Resort hotel a few times and had a fabulous time. Unfortunately, the hotel was torn down, but at least we spent the last weekend there before it was torn down.

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:48 pm**

*Places a coffee can on the floor*

Okay, $2 per person. Put it in the can. Proceeds go to Dan because it's his thread.

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:50 pm**

DanHowitt;808924 wrote: I've been enjoying your forum for a while and thought I'd join.The masochists are finally coming out of the closet, eh?

Bravo Dan, welcome to ForumGarden.

Can we have a couple of tight-focus lights on Dan, please? Follow him around for a while? Props, do we still have any custard pies?

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:50 pm**

Accountable;809270 wrote: *Places a coffee can on the floor*

Okay, $2 per person. Put it in the can. Proceeds go to Dan because it's his thread.
I'll put a fiver in 'cos I'm generous but I want 'longer' than anyone else!!! (*more sniggers*)

Poor Dan'll think he's joined a group of desperate sex-starved women...........

................ he has

:sneaky::sneaky:

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:51 pm**

Welcome, Dan Howitt. Don't be so formal. May we call you Dan?

Here's a welcome mat for you.

Attached files

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:51 pm**

"here's $2.00, dropped in can" - Damn, my videocam just got fogged up.

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:52 pm**

Imladris;809274 wrote: Poor Dan'll think he's joined a group of desperate sex-starved women. :sneaky:

Did somebody call my name? :p

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:53 pm**

Cher! What's a nice girl like you doing in a thread like this!

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:00 pm**

Hey whats going on in here?

............. Pheasy runs for her cheque book ........ What do we get for $2 .? .... can I see the menu please? :sneaky:

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:08 pm**

spot;809279 wrote: Cher! What's a nice girl like you doing in a thread like this!

Spot :-6

I'm more than nice

I'm *excellent* :guitarist

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:47 pm**

Hi Dan

Welcome to Forum Garden

Have Fun xxx

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:33 pm**

Welcome to FG Dan :-6

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:47 pm**

Proceeds go to Dan because it's his thread.

Yeah, but should you have told the ladies it's only a thread? Poor Dan.

Anyway, how do you know?

Posted: **Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:50 pm**

Clodhopper;809385 wrote: Yeah, but should you have told the ladies it's only a thread? Poor Dan.

Anyway, how do you know?

:yh_rotfl

Posted: **Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:52 pm**

Welcome to FG Dan, don't mind everyone else they are just acting there usual mad selfs. :wah: :-6

Posted: **Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:11 pm**

spot pulls a very large paper bag over Chris's head, tapes it round his ankles and drags him slowly toward the ForumGarden fridge

Posted: **Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:26 pm**

Dan? :-2

DAN???

DAN!

Posted: **Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:31 pm**

Before Sunset;810557 wrote: Did we scare him away? I shouldn't have posted that last one. He might think we're all nut jobs.
Oh please stop with the inuendo. You'll just lure Immy back. :-3

Posted: **Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:56 pm**

((shudder))

Posted: **Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:29 am**

Accountable;810559 wrote: Oh please stop with the inuendo. You'll just lure Immy back. :-3

Did someone mention my name????:sneaky:

Before Sunset;810562 wrote: Okay, remind me, which one's Immy?

It's the glamorous, gorgeous creature oogling naked, soapy men..............:wah::wah:

Posted: **Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:01 am**

Before Sunset;817652 wrote: Which, apparently, gives Accountable the willies!:wah:
You leave my willy out of this! :-3 :yh_blush

Posted: **Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:11 am**

Accountable;817688 wrote: You leave my willy out of this! :-3 :yh_blush

Is it soapy????

:D:D

Posted: **Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:04 am**

Now look what you two have done, talking about willies and now Dan has gone away. You are really bad!! :wah:

Posted: **Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:11 pm**

Hello Dan,

welcome here