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Hi!

Stumbled across this site by chance. Glad I did, everyone seems so lovely.

Let me begin by confessing that I have never been good at public speaking, so please forgive my modesty. That said, I can condense everything there is to know about me into one, definitive statement-

I am just the coolest person ever!!!

:rolleyes:

Now that I have cleverly tricked you all into believing I am in fact the coolest person ever, we can do away with the false show of bravado

I am really just a regular girl, and we are living in a material world...

I'll shut up now.

Nice to meet you all!

elixer;817436 wrote: Hi!

Stumbled across this site by chance. Glad I did, everyone seems so lovely.

Let me begin by confessing that I have never been good at public speaking, so please forgive my modesty. That said, I can condense everything there is to know about me into one, definitive statement-

I am just the coolest person ever!!!

:rolleyes:

Now that I have cleverly tricked you all into believing I am in fact the coolest person ever, we can do away with the false show of bravado

I am really just a regular girl, and we are living in a material world...

I'll shut up now.

Nice to meet you all!


Hi :-6

Hope you have fun in the garden

Hi Elixer

Welcome to the garden..........Have fun:)

Good opening post Elixer, Welcome to FG. :-6

spot wanders obliviously through the thread carrying the still-warm severed head of Galbally in one hand and a large dripping tomahawk in the other.

spot;817462 wrote: spot wanders obliviously through the thread carrying the still-warm severed head of Galbally in one hand and a large dripping tomahawk in the other.


Modern society frowns upon severed heads and blood soaked tomahawks as a common greeting.

Perhaps a



hi how are you, Im pleased to meet you...spock



would be a gentler way to greet a newcomer.



Then conceivably after a few pleasantries were exchanged you could delve into the process of how you managed to disunite Dr Gallbladders head from the remainder of his twitching carcass.



Nomads lesson # 1 on the finer points of developing new relationships and fully realizing the potential of friendships.

Ah.

elixer;817436 wrote: Nice to meet you all!


hi how are you, Im pleased to meet you...spock.

Thanks for the warm welcome! (Even if it's only the warmth of a fresh kill...)

Nomad;817472 wrote:

Then conceivably after a few pleasantries were exchanged you could delve into the process of how you managed to disunite Dr Gallbladders head from the remainder of his twitching carcass.




Pleasantries can wait...do tell!

Oh.

That.

It's for your dog, he looks hungry. The head wasn't doing anything useful.

Ah.

Are your posts always so full of bile?

elixer;817507 wrote: Ah.



Are your posts always so full of bile?


I can answer this one !

spot hefts the tomahawk for effect and watches quietly

oooohhhhhh...

LOL

I have a hungry dog, remember?

Give me back me tomahawk, Spot!! I only said you could borrow it to chop wood, not to behead me good mate, Galbers... Alas poor Galbally, I knew him well.. sigh..

Oh er, Elixir - g'day Hon!!! Nice to meet a way cool sister goddess... see ya round the garden paths. In daylight, of course, only.. By night strange things go bump...

:sneaky:

Welcome to FG Elixer. :-6

Thank you, thank you.

AussiePam;817621 wrote: Oh er, Elixir - g'day Hon!!! Nice to meet a way cool sister goddess...


Thank you, AussiePam, for acknowledging me for my true, infallible self!

(as a thing that goes bump in the night, of course...especially when walls and furniture materialize out of thin air when i'm trying to find the toilet bleary eyed and half asleep.)

I am a Goddess.

welcome Elixer i hope you love it here :-4