Womans Prayer...............Amen
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:50 pm
Lord send me a man who’s always wrong
Weak in head but physically strong
One who’ll never think of bed
Unless I put it in his head
Who’ll obey my slightest whim
And do anything I ask of him
If I want to rant about my life
He won’t answer back cos I’m his wife
He won’t care if I change my mind
Or dare to comment on my behind
When we’re late he’ll calmly wait
While I again try on dress no. 8
He understands it must look right
Or I’ll make sure to ruin his night
He’ll smile benignly at the bedroom muddle
He’ll put it right and not expect a cuddle
He’ll give me money without a blink
And should always know what I’m going to think
He won’t pester me for sex or stuff
Just do it to please me til I’ve had enough
When driving he must agree
the one in charge, It must be me.
Will I find this perfect man
Or must I change one if I can ?
On one thing he must concur
The inferior sex is him, not her!
Weak in head but physically strong
One who’ll never think of bed
Unless I put it in his head
Who’ll obey my slightest whim
And do anything I ask of him
If I want to rant about my life
He won’t answer back cos I’m his wife
He won’t care if I change my mind
Or dare to comment on my behind
When we’re late he’ll calmly wait
While I again try on dress no. 8
He understands it must look right
Or I’ll make sure to ruin his night
He’ll smile benignly at the bedroom muddle
He’ll put it right and not expect a cuddle
He’ll give me money without a blink
And should always know what I’m going to think
He won’t pester me for sex or stuff
Just do it to please me til I’ve had enough
When driving he must agree
the one in charge, It must be me.
Will I find this perfect man
Or must I change one if I can ?
On one thing he must concur
The inferior sex is him, not her!
