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We have a friend (he's 44 yrs) who has been on his own for about 2 years (his girlfriend left him). We don't see him that often, but last night DH and I went and shared a beer with him. Anyway, usually within about 10 mins of being in his company I will say 'So... How's your sex life?'. He normally looks at me a little sheepishly and then proceeds to claim he does not have one. Well as he is my neighbour, and I get to see the number of women leaving his house .... we will then proceed to joke about it. Its like a ritual.

Do you have any special greetings/rituals for certain friends?

when jimbo turns up we say to him...........what the hell you want



love the big guy realy

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl at the lot of ya!!

I always greet a certain man in my life with growling...but that probably shouldn't be shared here.....:wah:

WonderWendy3;821581 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl at the lot of ya!!

I always greet a certain man in my life with growling...but that probably shouldn't be shared here.....:


There are certain things we need to know Wendy ... and this qualifies as one of them ... so spill the beans chuck :sneaky::D

jimbo;821564 wrote: my sex life is fine but suzy's is not so great





except when i'm at work she says







ooops sorry on track for the thread title but of topic for the topic :-3





when ever i see my brother in law i say allright shrek how is the swamp :wah:







he loves it and calls me donkey which i dont mind too much .... well every one else thinks he calls me it for other reasons :sneaky:


Cos you have large ears donkey? :D