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Yup, to all of them.:wah:

Jimbo, got #4 - 55378008 = Boobless:wah:

Meant #5:)

:wah: That is not what I need.

I guess you have to live around swans to get this one.



29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan

bum:D

20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush







men are freaks.............:wah:

3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

Do you mind if I rephrase that one to "wearing bare feet and stepping on a Matchbox car" - talk about pain:mad:

Imladris;823929 wrote: 20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush







men are freaks.............:wah:
They left out the sword fights when we grow up with brothers.

Chezzie;823937 wrote: 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
There is absolutely no conversing with others while at the urinals..Man rule # 32