And the moral of the story is:
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:32 am
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There
was only one little thing bothering me.
It was her
beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone
when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to
her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
me.
" I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties
and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there
for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my
car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law
hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have
passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
"
And the moral of this story is...
...Always keep your condoms in your car.
over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There
was only one little thing bothering me.
It was her
beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone
when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to
her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
me.
" I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties
and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there
for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my
car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law
hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have
passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
"
And the moral of this story is...
...Always keep your condoms in your car.