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A Sunday School teacher was testing the children in her class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

She asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big

garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would

that get me into Heaven?"

"NO!" the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and

kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "NO!"

By now she was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun!

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to

all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me

into Heaven?" she asked them again.

Again, they all answered, "NO!"

She was just bursting with pride for them.

Well, she continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out,

"YOU GOTTA BE DEAD."

That's cute Jj!

Since i am a Sunday School teacher, i'm gonna ask my kids that and see what kind of a response i get!:wah::wah:

Hope, I would have never guessed you teach Sunday school:)

qsducks;837029 wrote: Hope, I would have never guessed you teach Sunday school:)


oh really? i don't seem like the Sunday School type or something?:(

No offense:) I thought you were a farmer and a country line dancing instructor.

qsducks;837057 wrote: No offense:) I thought you were a farmer and a country line dancing instructor.


farmer is right, i have taken line dancing lessons but don't teach them, and i have been a sunday school teacher for over ten years:)

You must enjoy it alot. What ages do you teach?

qsducks;837097 wrote: You must enjoy it alot. What ages do you teach?


4th-6th grade at the moment, i used to teach preschool age and since i've got Jacob now i'm probably going back to that class:)

It would be interesting to see what the 4th-6th graders think of Jj's joke.:wah: