Make Me A Woman.
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:41 am
With apologies to all my aussie mates ...
On a flight to Sydney, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing
is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane
Then a farmer from Australia stands up in the rear of the plane.
He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.
One button at a time........ No one moves.................. He removes his shirt..............
Tanned muscles ripple across his chest.......... She gasps...................
He whispers................. "Iron this...then get me a beer."
On a flight to Sydney, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing
is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane
Then a farmer from Australia stands up in the rear of the plane.
He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.
One button at a time........ No one moves.................. He removes his shirt..............
Tanned muscles ripple across his chest.......... She gasps...................
He whispers................. "Iron this...then get me a beer."