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Apparently research has shown men want to disguise flatulence and have their package enhanced...Here's the product thats been designed in Leicester

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7367572.stm

You buying into this product guys?

:wah::wah:

The re-emergence of the codpiece! Well I never.

As to flatulence, I feel my farts are works of aural and nasal art and should be appreciated as widely as possible. Indeed, after a preparatory dinner of beans and sprouts I am positively symphonic. Why would I want to deprive the world of this?;)

I can almost hear clods saying "pull my finger":sneaky::wah:

A question please...........:wah: How many washings can they survive before you have to replace them?:D

Before Sunset;847081 wrote: You and my teenage boys would get along quite nicely. :rolleyes:


No man quite gets through adolescence.

Clod, so right you are on that:D

qsducks;847123 wrote: Clod, so right you are on that:D


:D It's why you love us.:wah:

Well if they don't smell then where does the smell go?

I pressume it will be on the same principal as the little charcoal disk like patches that are inserted into colostomy bags for the same function...Im guessing though lol..

jennyswan;849874 wrote: Well if they don't smell then where does the smell go?




Funnelled into the activated charcoal in the codpiece perhaps?

Or maybe the fabric is treated to ensure catalytic breakdown of the methane?

Or maybe the elastic is so tight it's all trapped until you take them off? (On the other hand, some days you'd sure get fat quickly)

jennyswan;849874 wrote: Well if they don't smell then where does the smell go?




In the rear panel of the underwear activated carbon jersey is sewn in which means that when you produce a bad odour the smell filters through this and you never detect the smell!! if you type in 'my shreddies' to a search engine you will find the web site and you can find out more about it!! By the way they don't do just for men they also do women's underwear too.

charlie_89;859718 wrote: In the rear panel of the underwear activated carbon jersey is sewn in which means that when you produce a bad odour the smell filters through this and you never detect the smell!! if you type in 'my shreddies' to a search engine you will find the web site and you can find out more about it!! By the way they don't do just for men they also do women's underwear too.:rolleyes: I'm sure the site will be inundated.

You ever watched the film Thunderpants?

Women don't need such things, they never, ever smell like men....are completely odour free

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Where can I get these pants for my hubby and my 6 yr old?:wah:

qsducks;878385 wrote: Where can I get these pants for my hubby and my 6 yr old?:wah:


Go to a search engine and type 'my shreddies' and it will come up with the site!!!

qsducks;847107 wrote: A question please...........:wah: How many washings can they survive before you have to replace them?:D


You have to do what all the male students did when i was at college with them.

They wore them for as long as it took them to go stiff, & then they would turn them inside out & wear them again for months on end. No washing needed & replacing them took many years with this method.

Bryn Mawr;849911 wrote: Funnelled into the activated charcoal in the codpiece perhaps?

Or maybe the fabric is treated to ensure catalytic breakdown of the methane?

Or maybe the elastic is so tight it's all trapped until you take them off? (On the other hand, some days you'd sure get fat quickly)


If the elastic is so tight, it's all trapped until you take them off----- at the point of taking them off, i would have run like hell.

abbey;859727 wrote: :rolleyes: I'm sure the site will be inundated.


very :wah::wah::wah:

qsducks;878385 wrote: Where can I get these pants for my hubby and my 6 yr old?:wah:


Where can i get these pants for my dogs??? There is alot of methane in those canine flabby woof woofs.